my big fat obnoxious fiance show

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 20, 2004, 7:30 am

HOLY FUCKING CRAP DID ANYONE ELSE WATCH THIS?

This is the best show I've ever seen on TV. Fox has absolutely not one ounce of shame or anything resembling taste and I love it.

Basically they got this dumb cunt who thinks she is on a reality show where she has to convince her family that she is going to marry this other guy, and if she can get her entire family to go to the wedding and not object through the entire thing then she gets half a million dollars. The guy of course is this big fucking obnoxious lout that is supposed to be tricking his family for the other half of a million dollars. But the real catch is she doesn't know that him and his entire family are actors that are just hamming it up to make her look like a STUPID RETARD HAHAHAHAHA.

So the entire time you're watching it they are doing running commentary in the background where the woman is stressing over how much of a loser this guy is and everyone else who's in on it are totally fucking with her and laughing their asses off. She keeps putting up with this jack ass because she wants her fucking pay day. AWESOME.

At the end of the first episode she broke down crying because she was trying to do an interview and he was out in the hot tub calling for her to come out really loud. AND THEY SHOWED HER CRYING WHILE AMERICA LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. It is exponentially the most mean spirited thing I've ever seen on network TV and IT'S FUCKING CLASSIC.

CLASSIC.

DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO WATCH THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT MAKES THE FIRST JOE MILLIONAIRE LOOK STUPID (and i mean the first part of the first joe millionaire before it got gay near the ending where they dragged out the last two episodes into forty episodes so they could sell more ad space).

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 20, 2004, 7:57 am

this show rules

Cracc · Post by **Cracc** » January 20, 2004, 8:11 am

*trianglechokes kyo*

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » January 20, 2004, 9:07 am

Ya I watched it.
I got a kick our of her crying.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 20, 2004, 9:52 am

This show is going to work for two reasons. One, the broad is obviously completely and utterly taken aback by herself and is pretty sure she is God's gift to men and deserves this money. And two, it appears as if her entire family feels exactly the same way about her. Making fun of an entire family of pretentious fucks at their expense = win.

My wife was cracking up because he's actually a likable guy and only someone so taken away w/ themselves would fall for the crap he was trying to pull off.

Ohh, and the beginning where they had a group of models come out for her to choose from only to jerk her around even further had me rolling.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » January 20, 2004, 10:38 am

Yes, this show is money. That is all.

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » January 20, 2004, 12:19 pm

Damn, I missed it. When's it on?

Post by **Sylvus** » January 20, 2004, 12:20 pm

It was pretty good, I particularly love how she's all "omg he's totally falling in love with me irl (of course!) and it really grosses me out. i hope he gets over it!" When she is informed of the gag, she'll feel even stupider! Or when he was dancing in his underwear and was telling her to just take a look, and she wouldn't do it. This show is high quality entertainment.

Any idea how many episodes it's supposed to run for? It's only 12 days from when they meet until they get married, Fox will probably turn that into a 22-week season.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 20, 2004, 12:22 pm

only saw little bits here and there, didn't even catch the guy and family are actors

looks funny though

official site http://www.fox.com/bigfat/
recap is not there yet, maybe later today

six episodes it says there too

Thess · Post by **Thess** » January 20, 2004, 12:30 pm

This show is hilarious - the stupid girl is to worried about how he feels about her and isn't thinking about the $$. So what if he gets a crush, easier to pull it off.

I really don't think she'll pull it off in the end.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 20, 2004, 1:42 pm

Chidoro wrote:My wife was cracking up because he's actually a likable guy and only someone so taken away w/ themselves would fall for the crap he was trying to pull off.

Yeah I really like him too (I could do w/out the back hair tho), but I think he's doing a pretty good job hamming it up without being totally obvious that he's acting. Some classic shit was him screaming across the water at that other house like "YOUR HOUSE SUCKS" while she just didn't have a fucking clue how to respond to that. You can tell she totally hates his guts but doesn't want to look like a bitch on TV. This show is so fucking compelling.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » January 20, 2004, 1:50 pm

I was laughing my ass during the whole show. Best laugh I have had in a while. The guy is funny as hell and it looks like he is having a blast. She is a stuck up little bitch. I don't understand how anyone can be so clueless. She has no chance at the money. Har har! I hope the guy is being paid well.

Syenye Squirrellyelf · January 20, 2004, 1:57 pm

this is the best show ever.

XunilTlatoani · Post by **XunilTlatoani** » January 20, 2004, 2:46 pm

knowing fox, there will be a gay twist at the end. my guess is that they'll reveal the gag on the alter (if she succeeds), and then give her the option to really marry this guy for 100 million or some crazy figure.

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » January 20, 2004, 3:18 pm

I watched some of it. Pretty funny she is so stupid. Think this is better than most of those stupid "I wanna marry some dude Ive never met cause I get money and money can buy my love" shows

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 20, 2004, 4:21 pm

I caught part of it. That guy is doing a pretty good job of acting!

This is going to really be a good one!

Faedia · Post by **Faedia** » January 20, 2004, 4:25 pm

Best part IMO was a) when he was trying to get her to look at him naked; and b) When they were getting massages and he moaned the entire time. "Unnnnnh, she's playing with my backfat!" Bwa hahahaha.

Fucking funny, that.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » January 20, 2004, 4:36 pm

I like the show cause at least she's in it for the money and admits she's in it for the money. Not like the other shows where it was like, "OMG I

U HEHEEHHEHEE, cash is soooo yesterday"

Syenye Squirrellyelf · January 20, 2004, 5:05 pm

for love or money was so real. she gave the dude a million dollars when he chose her over the money!

laneela · Post by **laneela** » January 20, 2004, 5:57 pm

The guy is hilarious. He has to be an amazing actor to pull off some of the shit that he did and not make it seem over the top. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets his own show after this. My favorite had to be his weird ass cackle after most everything he said.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » January 20, 2004, 6:29 pm

LMAO ya ya the dancing in his underwear was classic.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 20, 2004, 6:34 pm

Arrgghhh I am totally bummed I missed this! Show looks like a classic.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » January 20, 2004, 7:43 pm

i was rollin the entire time i was watching it... when she was picking the hot guys in the beginning, and they said to her that all that was for NOTHING... omg. I about peed my pants!

This is one hella good show! Can't wait for the next one!

Btw. she's a prissy lil bitch, but at least she can admit she wants the money! lol

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 21, 2004, 12:32 am

damnit, i missed it, i'll be catching the next one at any cost though, and btw, Shashonna's avatar is kickass...

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » January 21, 2004, 10:02 am

Think its kinda funny she might lose her job because of the show now. Heard it a few times last night and earlier today on the radio. Would really suck to have not gotten the million and lose her job.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 21, 2004, 12:47 pm

Bakara and I loved the show. I'm really anxious to see what happens when the family gets involved because they sound like they are more intolerant than she is.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » January 22, 2004, 6:03 pm

To those who missed it, I think they are rerunning it tonight.

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » January 22, 2004, 6:06 pm

Deneve wrote:damnit, i missed it, i'll be catching the next one at any cost though, and btw, Shashonna's avatar is kickass...

Thanks

Trilon Airer · Post by **Trilon Airer** » January 22, 2004, 6:30 pm

Lalanae is right, their web page sez an encore presentation on Thursday at 9/8central.

Will have to catch this one for sure...

- Trilon

Lor · Post by **Lor** » January 22, 2004, 10:46 pm

Great show here, My wife and I were busting up watching this guy drive Randi up a wall, I 'm, really looking forward to the next episode in about 15 minutes

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