The Gematriculator

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 22, 2004, 12:44 am

http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Just an odd thing to ponder:

http://www.evil.com is
19% evil, 81% good

...

http://www.sadist.com is
1% evil, 99% good

Not too good considering

http://www.veeshanvault.org is
74% evil, 26% good

Ok. We have to vote someone off the island....

Rivera Bladestrike · January 22, 2004, 12:57 am

http://www.tubgirl.com. -- 50% evil, 50% good

WRONG

(edit: placed (.) so no one would accidentally go to see tubgirl)

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » January 22, 2004, 3:24 am

You might want to specify that tub girl herself is not work safe, incase someone removes the dot and is curious. of course you could also say that it's extremely fuckin vile, and that you shouldn't view it at any point in time, especially when you're eating.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » January 22, 2004, 3:36 am

Kguku wrote:You might want to specify that tub girl herself is not work safe, incase someone removes the dot and is curious. of course you could also say that it's extremely fuckin vile, and that you shouldn't view it at any point in time, especially when you're eating.

When I think of TubGirl I think of ice cream. Then I try and decide which is the better topping: caramel or butterscotch. It's a neverending battle.

And considering the formula it uses, it makes sense it's 50/50 since there's no text. Last I looked. Which was long time ago! So if you've visited there recently feel free to correct me.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » January 22, 2004, 4:26 am

Aslanna wrote: When I think of TubGirl I think of ice cream. Then I try and decide which is the better topping: caramel or butterscotch. It's a neverending battle.

Damn, I just bought some butterscotch marble ice-cream the other day too... so much for eating that any time soon

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » January 22, 2004, 7:40 am

http://www.microsoft.com is 55% evil, 45% good.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 22, 2004, 8:04 am

OMG, I JUST CLICKED ON THAT TUBGIRL SHIT (minus the dot)....don't do it if you never have.

that's some sick shit

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » January 22, 2004, 9:17 am

That Tubgirl pic was NASTY, of course ill go click on stuff when you say you corrected it so i wouldnt accidentially go there.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » January 22, 2004, 9:37 am

http://veeshanvault.org is
74% evil, 26% good

*Hugs*
Varia

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » January 22, 2004, 9:40 am

Oh ya, and if you try it on the gematriculator site itseld-...

Sorry, an error occurred:
Recursive gematriculation messes with the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be allowed.

Drat,
Varia

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 22, 2004, 9:43 am

...member of the 1750 club

what's the 1750 club?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » January 22, 2004, 11:13 am

http://everquest.com is
54% evil, 46% good

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 22, 2004, 12:22 pm

1750 club is those people who mastered the 7 basic tradeskills

grandmastered rather, 7 skills x 250

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » January 22, 2004, 12:33 pm

is tubgirl that girl who is kind of laying on her shoulders in the tub, with her toro going straight up, shitting a fountain in her mouth?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 22, 2004, 12:54 pm

Yes, Voro.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » January 22, 2004, 3:07 pm

haha best description ever.

VeeshanVault

The Gematriculator

The Gematriculator

Figures...