ARANUIL

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 16, 2002, 4:30 pm

If you hi-jack one more thread I am going to rip off your Pink BP and knock yer noggin into next week!! FAN THE FLAMES SON DO NOT PUT THEM OUT! Acknowledge your DARKSIDE!!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 16, 2002, 4:42 pm

LMAO... Good luck enforcing that.

Hammerstalker PE · September 17, 2002, 12:55 pm

FOR FUCK SAKES!!!

Aranuil you have turned into a FLUFFYHUGGY FUCKSHITBITCHASS PIE LOVING HOMO!

Stop screwing with threads ARRRG!!

Unless it is to derail one about me which of course will never happen! Cause I am so well loved!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 1:15 pm

Hammerstalker owns
I make my own decisions
Pie is the one path

Hammer, believe me, when the Deathblossom 5000 is needed, I can bring it with the best of them.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 1:34 pm

Hehe Aran I know ya can bro. BTW this thread was in jest ya fucktard

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 1:51 pm

JEST?? FUCK YOU MAN!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS!!!

Not.

Hammer likes cake
But pie comes in many forms
Shaved pie is the best

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 1:56 pm

Aranuil likes pink Breastplates
Aranuil loves pies much more than cakes
Aranuil has no clue

Note the 4/7/4 of a perfect Haiku?

BTW the reason Gnumbot got that Vindi BP last night was because everyone in PE wants to keep you in your Lilac one ROFL

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » September 17, 2002, 1:58 pm

Pharm thread you bastages I want in.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:08 pm

Hammerstalker PE wrote:Aranuil likes pink Breastplates
Aranuil loves pies much more than cakes
Aranuil has no clue

Note the 4/7/4 of a perfect Haiku?

BTW the reason Gnumbot got that Vindi BP last night was because everyone in PE wants to keep you in your Lilac one ROFL

Your haiku is weak
Lavender or Orchid please
I like what I have

Obligatory Snatch paraphrase:
"No thank you, Hammerstalker. I'm sweet enough." - Me

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:25 pm

Aranuils' Mojo is weak
His ability to write haiku is weak
His BP is gay

Haiku 101 kinda like Lykiss 101 but better.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 2:27 pm

Hammer cant Haiku
His form and style lacks passion
Back to retard zone

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:30 pm

Hammerstalker PE wrote:Aranuils' Mojo is weak
His ability to write haiku is weak
His BP is gay

Haiku 101 kinda like Lykiss 101 but better.

I read that as, 9/11/4... WTF?

I know pharming the retard section is more your speed, but here on the big kids board, we actually expect you to be able to put together a fucking haiku/renku you jackass.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:32 pm

Canelek likes to lick
He likes to lick penises very much
Canelek has passion for penises

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:36 pm

Wow, shitty haiku
And completely off topic
Your haiku is weak

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 2:37 pm

5-7-5 != words

And you said penises twice, which is creepy

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 17, 2002, 2:38 pm

Damn foreign poetry.

There once was a man from Madras
Who's balls were made out of Brass
When he rubbed them together
They played Stormy Weather
and Lightning shot out of his Ass.

Let's hijack this into a nice Lymrick.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 17, 2002, 2:39 pm

raindrops on pavement
reflect the short bus picking
up Hammerstalker

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:39 pm

Ok the pharming here has to stop!

Besides I think The Machine needs to look into the BS pharming that Aranuil is doing!!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 2:41 pm

raindrops on pavement
reflect the short bus picking
up Hammerstalker

Impressive...most impressive

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:42 pm

Voronwe you can pick me up at the corner bud!

Shortbus drivers are not smart
They see reflections in the rain
his name is Voronwe

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:45 pm

I am LMAO at how horribly bad your haiku is Hammertime.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:46 pm

Ya so what it gets the point across and I get more counts

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 17, 2002, 2:47 pm

just freestylin, he
lays down rhymes. hammer lives in
asyllabic bliss

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 17, 2002, 2:48 pm

oh wow, double points
for asyllabic, good word
Voronwë is great!

[edit] happy hammer?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:52 pm

why must he just spam
counts without content from him
even ransure better

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 17, 2002, 2:54 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 2:54 pm

Here ya go Hammy:

edit. oops wrong link

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 2:55 pm

Hey Vaemas you are not allowed to comment unless you Haiku even if it is SHITTY like mine!

Little butterfly
Floating over the flowers
your name is Aranuil

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 2:57 pm

seven small letters
my name has fucked your haiku
keep trying gimpy

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 3:01 pm

Your real name
would fit quite nicely
in that Haiku

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 3:03 pm

It was then that we noticed Hammer's haiku problem, yet still giggled.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 3:03 pm

ROFL!!! SO CLOSE HAMMER!

Keep trying, you'll get it. Last verse fucked you there. Too funny.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 17, 2002, 3:04 pm

Biffin the Halfling
has his very own rap song
he too can haiku!

unlike Hammer!

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 3:07 pm

I have decided
that to write Haiku right
is gay like Aran

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 3:08 pm

nope, missing a couple there Hammer. I will buy you a set of the "special" large crayons if you figure out where!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 3:09 pm

WTF? 5/5/5?

I have decided
that those who cannot haiku
should post in retard

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 17, 2002, 3:14 pm

Of all the Haiku posted
On our messageboard,
Hammergimp's suck supremely

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 3:15 pm

7/5/7?!?!? Drolgin, you of all people I am disappointed in!

Edit: Because typing is HARD.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 17, 2002, 3:16 pm

Uh, Aranuil, that's 7/5/7...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 3:19 pm

Well, I don't see Hammerstalker on the boards at the moment. So it would appear that the onslaught of useless drivel has ended for the day.

I need to go pull a DS-3 module and pop in an OC-3 module in my testbed. You all behave until I get back.

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 17, 2002, 3:24 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 3:28 pm

Like this Drol:

Hamster in a cage
Spins the wheel around and round
Cannot make Haiku

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 17, 2002, 3:52 pm

Aranuil has
no sense of sarcasm,
he must be teh dumb

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 17, 2002, 3:56 pm

must be a dorf thing

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 17, 2002, 4:12 pm

I guess you all are counting vowels instead of syllables, or something.

Fewls.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 4:18 pm

Look this thread was started by me and therefore I will not allow the pink breasted fairie warrior and his leaping lizard fruitcake side kick to derail yet another thread.

Aranuil STAY on topic!!

NO fucking Haikus! No fucking links to sexy women err ok I will allow that!

Aranuils mad demented hijacking of threads MUST be stopped!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 4:22 pm

Sounds like someone needs a hug...

Here, have a Care Bear:

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 4:30 pm

OK MODS that is going over the fucking line...

Next thing you know he will be spreading HAPPY_FUCKSHITBITCHASS ARRG!~

noel · Post by **noel** » September 17, 2002, 4:33 pm

I don't see Varia online at the moment, so....

*S*N*U*G*G*L*E*B*U*N*N*I*E*S*

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 17, 2002, 4:36 pm

Ok we need to get you a new BP...

Go talk to Mempha on the old site err what was the other bitches name?