It's that time of day again, we are opening up recruiting again. We're looking for 50-60 highly unskilled players who want to be the part of a loving family of 160 full time raiders.
Expectations: You must have a good internet connection that can support 150ish people on a raid.
Skill: You need to be able to target a mob and hit "a", as well as click "yes" on the rezz box.
Flags: you don;t really need these, we can piggy half the server in with our numbers, otherwise we'll drag you thru the flags.
Attitude: You need ot be willing to be a total jackas$, and follow other guilds around sniffing their butts for loots and trying to steam roll them.
If you cannot meet this critera, apply anyways....if you are with child, apply too....if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too, if you are someone long lost wife...apply here too...if you are drinsic's cousin, we'd liek to have you too...if your only level 5, that okay too, maybe you'll get a lucky hit and do 1 damage to the mob, might be the winning hit!
Confidentiality notice: While recruitnig with Pravus Lagus Zergstorm, you are stricyly prohibited from disclosing our L33T strats to our competition.
Homework: Go to the safehouse and look up the "Sleeper has been killed" thread. There is a movie in there showing how one server killed the Sleeper....now, they are the only ones to ever do it...so that means they are the BEST guild ever...they have a super sekert strat which we have adopted here...learn it...see how they have 6 guilds there and over 400 people? See how their 62 clerics are clicking people in non stop so they can come back adn damage the mob one more time before diing and getting rezzed back? That is the double sekert, probation, under cova sekert strat we ganked from the greatest guild ever. If you have two computers...have it playing on the other one at all time while you are raiding with us so you can watch it and remember!
Trias
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
- Recruitment Needs -
2 Necromancers | Required: love mana pumping
1 Beastlord | Required: MGB and PoS
2 Bards | Required: Instrument, Singing Mastery, Fading Memories etc.
Wizards | Required: numerous crit aa's, love to nuke
All applicants are expected to be 65 and have not only the above listed AA, but many more.
Applicants must have their Tier 2 flags completed, be able to play between 4pm-2am EST daily and like to raid A LOT - We need good team players who know their class, enjoy raiding, and have at least 100AA. Recruitment is closed for the Druid, Enchanter and Paladin classes. Visit our forums and read our application guidelines for more details.
Is the real quote off of their main page.
To LiLmissK,
Oh yes, and this thread is very tired right from the get go.
just another sackless member of fiends. look at the sheep-like nature of this tools post.. your mouth seems a little dry from the bullshit you've been forcefed. YaY for the tenfold faggots sponsered by Fiends.
LilmissK, I recommend identifying yourself or face the harsh reality that we don't stand for anon posting retards.
Mukyluk, grow the fuck up. It's just as likely that this tard is from any of a half dozen other guilds. PD hasn't won itself any popularity contests over the last week, and I'd be inclined to think that it could be any random lowbie veeshan tard that heard of the mystical "flamevault" and decided to jump on the current hate bandwagon.
You could post that a cure for cancer had been found or that I was the antichrist come back to earth to sodomize norwegian baby seals, I wouldn't give a shit.
Post with your name or fuck off.
Coward.
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.
look at the post. the anon tard mentiond 2 of 3 officers from fiends that came from CT, then joind LoV.. do you know any history behind Drisnic and what he did with the 2 previous guilds before fiends? do see the pattern h8 he follows? take his cock outa your mouth and remove his cum from your ears and then ask me and ill clue you in the subject. till then why dont you go back to rapeing kittens. take a look at your avatar.. THEY DONT FUCKING ENJOY IT
Cartalas wrote:It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.
Teh Rules wrote:Pretty much, we have the same rules here that Vault Network had until the Super Moderators came in and started cleaning house.
We don't care about your language.. we're not your parents. Use your power wisely!
Do not post pr0n directly into the threads. If you must post something that is pr0n, then please do so with a link and a warning. Many people read these boards from work and we can't have pr0n popping up all over the place. If the need arises, I will create a "Non-Work Safe" forum for pr0n links and such. Currently, it is fine to post them in General Discussion. (I'll make a special forum if it becomes a necessary, ie: lots of pr0n links popping up. I don't think that'll happen though cause we'll all be too busy flaming each other!)
Do not post real life information about other people without their consent. (Phone numbers, photos, address, favorite sexual position, etc.) Doing so will get you kicked off immediately. This is your warning. (This is called the "Xanupox Rule".)
No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already have our pet troll, and we're all quite happy with the job Searyx does.
That's all I can think of for now.. if more are needed, they will be added here.
Mukyluk wrote:look at the post. the anon tard mentiond 2 of 3 officers from fiends that came from CT, then joind LoV.. do you know any history behind Drisnic and what he did with the 2 previous guilds before fiends? do see the pattern h8 he follows? take his cock outa your mouth and remove his cum from your ears and then ask me and ill clue you in the subject. till then why dont you go back to rapeing kittens. take a look at your avatar.. THEY DONT FUCKING ENJOY IT
yeah this was me. public confession, i did this! really
Pahreyia wrote:PD hasn't won itself any popularity contests over the last week
There is at least one thing wrong with that statement, can you find it?
EVAR. However, I was just referencing the last week due to the recent hot topics regarding PD. If LilmissK was a troller that decided to make her presence known, who better to target than the target of everyone's current hate.
Cartalas wrote:It is funny to see the flurry of asswipes here, whats wrong? Lost your power? cant track the IP? Cant find the humor in the post? I find it funny as hell to watch you guys run around with your heads cut off. Maybe the poster is new to VV? maybe the poster thought the message was funny? But dont worry Lil Miss I cut and Pasted your gem so if it is deleted Ill repost it for ya.
Teh Rules wrote:Pretty much, we have the same rules here that Vault Network had until the Super Moderators came in and started cleaning house.
We don't care about your language.. we're not your parents. Use your power wisely!
Do not post pr0n directly into the threads. If you must post something that is pr0n, then please do so with a link and a warning. Many people read these boards from work and we can't have pr0n popping up all over the place. If the need arises, I will create a "Non-Work Safe" forum for pr0n links and such. Currently, it is fine to post them in General Discussion. (I'll make a special forum if it becomes a necessary, ie: lots of pr0n links popping up. I don't think that'll happen though cause we'll all be too busy flaming each other!)
Do not post real life information about other people without their consent. (Phone numbers, photos, address, favorite sexual position, etc.) Doing so will get you kicked off immediately. This is your warning. (This is called the "Xanupox Rule".)
No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already have our pet troll, and we're all quite happy with the job Searyx does.
That's all I can think of for now.. if more are needed, they will be added here.
Like I said, we've got enough Mukyluk'esque morons here. Anon haters need not apply.
Actually, those rules were updated some time ago on the Registration Agreement Terms that everyone agrees to before they can create an account. The new verbiage is as follows:
veeshanvault.org - Registration Agreement Terms wrote:No trolls allowed. If you are anon or even unknown, do not expect us to be kind. If you are anon, expect that you might get banned or have your IP address posted for the public to see. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave. We already had our pet troll; we quit feeding him and he died.
I'll update that in the rules forum, thanks for the reminder.
Mukyluk wrote:Pahreyia. if you look closely im not some anon poster.
Edit: never implied it was you Drin. was just pointing out your little h8 bandwagon
Since when have any Fiends members feen afraid to make fun of the PD/FS alliance under their own names? I mean really, what reason would we have? Being paid back tenfold or something?
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What theory? WTF are you talking about? It's an open message board, LilmissK registered. Then she posted anonymously. See how long she stays a non-banned member if she doesn't reveal herself by posting her in game name or some other form of reference.
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends.
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends.
Except me
Av Base by OopsIArted, Sig Base by Fizelle's Dolls
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends.
Yeah, but you'll have lots of friends in no time...
Fiends front page wrote:Gear: don't really care about your gear. If you can meet the above you'll get geared in no time. And Fovol will suck your dick, no charge.
LiLmissK wrote:if you are Fovol's best friend...we want you too,
Wow, I was mentioned! I'm honored! Obviously this person has no relation to Fiends, however, because if (s)he did (s)he would know quite well I have no friends.
What Fovol says is the truth, he has no friends! Fovol is teh suck!
Quasi-jackass, and your sig / avatar is longer than some countries' constitutions.
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
Melangell wrote:What ever happened to the standard
JACKASS
on someones first Post on VV?
That's reserved for non-anon posting people.
Even if people were to name themselves UberleetWhatevah here, as long as they made a reference to who they are/were in game, so we know who we're dealing with, they're worthy of a good JACKASSINGing. This "hi, I can come here and start shit under another name and no one will ever know" bullshit is hardly worthy of the rickshaw, let along teh Vault.
Good lord, there hasn't been a screenshot with my fat ass linking me to this anon fool yet? Man, people are slacking. Its obviously me. LilmissK? Korell? I am sure if someone check the ip it will show up under the cfl.rr.com domain. Oh wait... I exploited some server over in japan to hide my tracks. Well, anyway, here is a formal statement.
Kwon I have not laughed like that in a while. Everytime I thought I was fine I'd see those ugly little eyes bulging out of its skull and crack up again! Right on hon *hugs*
Kwon I have not laughed like that in a while. Everytime I thought I was fine I'd see those ugly little eyes bulging out of its skull and crack up again! Right on hon *hugs*
Xzion: It took about 200? people, about 5 different guilds, if I remember right, and he dropped three dragon eggs.
Akaran of Mistmoore, formerly Akaran of Veeshan I know I'm good at what I do, but I know I'm not the best.
But I guess that on the other hand, I could be like the rest.
