Fast Food Horror Stories

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 13, 2002, 2:08 pm

We've all heard about the chicken head mcnugget or how people spit in burgers before serving them and I get the feeling a lot of those things have either happened or have been caused by people who inhabit our lil corner of the universe on Veeshan Vault.

So, tell us your stories of the disgusting things you either did, were a victim of, or heard of. Hell, make something up if you want.

*ulterior motive here is to make me sick enough not to want to hit the fast food circuit again. I write this as I am devouring a KFC potpie.*

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 13, 2002, 2:12 pm

oh god, please no

I'm addicted to Whopper

this is one thread I will NOT read

Abac · Post by **Abac** » September 13, 2002, 2:17 pm

Funny you should bring this up now. When I went to Burger King today there was a guy yelling at the girl behind counter. He had thrown a burger at the girl because there was a bug in it... from what I heard.

Worst thing I've seen was when Calor got a toe nail in his food...

Adela · Post by **Adela** » September 13, 2002, 2:35 pm

I got a dead meal worm in a Sonic route 66 once. I thought it was a cherry stem so I had it in my mouth for awhile ;]

Lor · Post by **Lor** » September 13, 2002, 2:44 pm

Dont have any Fast food stories but I do have one from the Military..

In basic training us lowly privates had to rotate the KP duties (and no i've never had to peel a potato

) I went into the Kitchen to get the food stuff out and lo and behold when I opened the door I was greeted to about a hundred Roaches on the counters, floors in the sink on the walls etc, they were all over the butter sticks and the jelly ,so i started to throw them away the Mess Sergent freaked the fuck out "PRIVATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GAWDDAMD DOING?!?!?!" I go to Parade rest and explaine why i'm throwing out the Butter and jelly, he says "What the fuck, you think your gonna die or something?" so he has me put the food out and carry on... the friggin butter had roach tracks criscrossing it..... needless to say I ate all my bread dry in Basic training.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 13, 2002, 3:44 pm

Back in highschool when working at Arbys. We had a kick ass crew. Had this teamleader that was a raver and screwed every chick that came in to the place. 3 good friends of mine, one Kim a tall red head /drool Kim would always try and sound like a Phone sex lady on the drive though, and my 2 buds who I always car raced.The 2 racing buddies would set up a scam to rip off the store of at least 200 dollars a night. One of the guys had sent in a script for Conan O Brain show for the Presdent Clintion lip sincs? and had it played on the show. Just to draw the back ground here sorta.

Well one night when we were cleaning up,this Mid East couple came in like 5 mins till we closed. So almost everything is put away,and we pretty much cursed under our breaths cause we would have to bring everything out. They end up ordering like 5 meals of chicken fingers. So we have to open the frier all over again after just cleaning it. After like 5-9 mins they take their food and go sit down.

All of a sudden we hear this guy SCREAMING in his native language,and starts throwing the chicken fingers everywhere. Kim is just standing there like "OMG", The 2 guys are hiding around the corner laughing so hard they couldnt stand up. Im sitting in the back chillin wondering what the hell. So I ask them whats going on over the headsets. They had no clue. Kim dodges a chicken finger as the guy walks up to the counter throwing them everywhere.

Just as soon as Kim said 1 word the guy starts yelling at her " BLOODY FINGER! " She almost loses it. The guy starts yelling that theres a bloody chicken vein in the chickin finger. He throws some more down on the ground and starts jumping up and down on it. Kim loses it. Shes laughing so hard she runs to the back and tells me to go up front. So I walk up and ask the guy what hes doing. He responds " Im stomping your food. BLOODY FINGER!!". I ask him to explain what he means. So he picks the one off his plate and shows a "dark strip" of chicken to me,and yells " BLOOD". Its not blood, its just a darkend part of the inside of the chicken.

I try and explain to the guy what hes doing isnt normal. So he goes off on a rampage of how we tried to poision him with chicken blood. By this time after all the yelling, our teamleader comes up and asks whats going on. He sees the chicken finger,and what the guy has done. ALL he says is " Jesus Fucking Crist" and walks to the back laughing. I lose it. I couldnt hold back laughing * This whole time Paul was whispering in the head set " I want my bloody chicken finger mmmm mmmm" and so on.*

The guy stomps out with his wife and kid,throwing food everywhere. It was next to the best nights ever there. Sorry this was so long. Not best at telling stories =/ I still laugh every time I think back on the wild days of working there lol.

Also had a gay manager work there,who slaped me on the ass and always asked for tea. So we always called him Sweet Tea =/. I should have sued for cash!

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 13, 2002, 3:57 pm

After it happened, I found out that it seems to be a 'common' thing but it wasn't common to me..

I had stopped eating red meat for a long time.. was only eating chicken and seafood. Went to Hooters for wings (yeah, for wings) and upon receiving said wings, there was a feather still attached to one.

Since then I only eat seafood.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 13, 2002, 4:03 pm

That's it? Feathers! Sheesh. That's like finding fish with a scale on it or something!

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » September 13, 2002, 4:04 pm

In my tiny little college town there is one restaurant that is open 24 hours a day.. it's semi-fast food.

Everyone in town knows that this is the after-bar restaurant, so business is constant. It is not uncommon to be in the restaurant and see people trashed off their asses making a run for the restroom to spew.

I was there about two months ago and ordered my usual Turkey Pita Melt...

It was pubed (had a pube in it). I'm a little bit paranoid about sending food back to have it 'fixed'... so I just said "take it off my bill, I dont really want anything anymore.." which was fine with the waitress.

She was fine with that and then explained that the hair wasn't hers from her head because it was too short. She then put her head near my friend's face and said "smell it! Don't you love how it smells? I just got this new conditioner..."

"It smells delicious...I would like to munch on it." my friend replied.

Long boring story.. but oh well.. my meal was pubed and I found it disgusting.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 13, 2002, 4:08 pm

Not a gross story but humerous, at least it was to me when it happened.
I was working at a Hardee's a long long time ago. Hardee's is a great place to work the back line because the general populous can't see what you are doing. So you could drop meat and replace it on a sandwich and never worry about a screaming customer.

Well, one night there was this woman and her young kid ordering food. They got their food and the kid was trying to get catsup out of our refillable piece of shit pump device. For some reason the kid couldn't quite get it to work so I started whispering through the sandwich slot, "hit it harder kid, hit it harder". Sure enough the kid slams down on the pump and it exploded all over the place and covered him with catsup. He started screaming and crying and his mother started to yell at him. He tried to explain that I told him to but I couldn't be seen and she didn't believe him.

I know it is something silly but I got a great laugh out of that small tormentation of that child. I hope he doesn't develope a catsup phobia or anything.

Innkubbus · Post by **Innkubbus** » September 13, 2002, 4:10 pm

One time I had some bad taco bell and about eight hours later I found my self praying for death. I either had to shit or puke....and when both happened it wasn't fun. Saying it was a horror-story would be like calling the grand canyon a hole in the ground.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 13, 2002, 4:55 pm

Raist I remember you telling me that story lol

I generally don't eat fast food. Maybe a burger a month now.
1. It's bad for you
2. Stories like these

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 13, 2002, 4:59 pm

I used to work in a fast food joint. Once in a while there would be flies flying around the grill. So I would bat at them with the spatula and try and have them fly into the vent!. You know. Give them a joyride!

I hit a few on the grill by accident. I would just scrap it off and continue cooking

Dreadnaught · Post by **Dreadnaught** » September 13, 2002, 8:34 pm

i used to work at a movie theater
a while back we switched butter, from a almost butter spread, which was melted down, to a flavored vegie oil.
we wher'nt going through as much as management thaught we should , it was months before we found out.
one retard behind the snack bar was telling everyone that it was kerosene based. he wasnt being a smart ass either , he thaught it really was.

Rooknight · Post by **Rooknight** » September 13, 2002, 9:10 pm

the most humorous story i can remember is the 'fart at will kid' we used to hang with in High school. We'd terrorize the local taco bueno by sticking this kid in a corner booth while we sat on the other side of the restaurant. once we egged him on enough from across the room, he would slouch way back in the booth and stick his legs above is head so his ass was sticking up out of the booth. Once in the proper position, it took him no time at all for his ass to literally explode in an eruption of continuous loud farting. OMFG it was funny! People looking around not knowing what to do and not really understanding what it is they are seeing when they finally zero in on the source of the noise.

the only negative to our shenanigans, when ya frequent a place for fun with farting, the food loses its appeal totally.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » September 14, 2002, 7:50 pm

Maybe not fastfood, but along the same lines (sorry for thread change)

When I worked behind the bar of a pub we had one guy, regular, who always ordered two pints of harp first thing. He'd drink one and send the second one back asfter he'd finished the first complaining that it was flat (no shit).

So one night we put an Alka Selsa in his "flat" harp and served it back to him. Best fucking pint he ever had apparently

Taraos · Post by **Taraos** » September 15, 2002, 8:02 am

The funniest thing I saw was this fat guy trying to steal money out of the charity thing when I worked at Mc Donalds. He stopped his car, reached his hand in there and started to grab money. Too bad for him some other asshole had thrown broken glass into it. We were even nice enough to tell him he could have the money to put towards his doctors bill if he could get it out.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » September 15, 2002, 9:53 am

I've never worked in food service before, but I've had some bizarre experiences at restaurants.

Some friends and I were eating at a local Denny's -- one in the UCLA area, which is a known hangout for drunken college students. At a table near us there was a fat guy who was so drunk he had become retarded. Literally.

We were minding our own business, and at first we didn't notice the fat kid's presence. All of the sudden, my friend gets hit in the face with a handful of refried beans. We were cracking up, as we had NO idea where it had come from. Then we hear this voice in the background, shouting "Doody! Huh huh huh huh."

We turned around and saw the culprit -- who by now had pissed himself. His waitress was horrified, and she told him he needed to go home and get some sleep. His reply: beans in her face, followed by "Haha, I made peepee." By now EVERYONE in the restaurant was in hysterics. I mean, what the fuck? I've never seen anyone as drunk as this guy.

The manager eventually came out and escorted the fat guy outside -- but not before he let loose a tremendous fart. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry anymore.

I guess it was one of those "you had to have been there" sort of scenarios. But God, was it ever funny at the time.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 15, 2002, 2:39 pm

LOL Millie !

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » September 15, 2002, 4:45 pm

I had a friend that worked in KFC once. They'd play hockey with the frozen fried chicken, and then throw it in the fryer when the manager came around.

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » September 16, 2002, 2:44 am

a couple days ago i go to Micky D's and order a 9 piece chicken nugget meal... i get home and i got 5 pieces of chicken nuggets and literally 16 sauces...

Joramile · Post by **Joramile** » September 16, 2002, 3:48 am

This one time, at McDonalds...I stuck my head in the bars of the chair and they had to call the fire dept. Funny part is I got myself out before the fire peeple arived.

Another time, at Arby's, I saw a cricket roaming on the counter. And another time also at Arby's there was a fat mouse runnin' around. And another time.......

Larain · Post by **Larain** » September 17, 2002, 2:07 pm

Not necessarily fast food, but I once read about a lady who served a can of mushrooms with dinner and found what was later determined to be a human knuckle.

hehe

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 17, 2002, 2:29 pm

yucky. Well, I have successfully avoided fast food for 5 days. Think I am having Taco hell tomorrow though. Oh well.

Speaking of Macs, has anyone actually tried their chicken strips with the buffalo sauce? I was surprised that it had that much kick to it. Ok, before everyone starts saying, "If you want hot you gotta try Charlie's Wing Nutz...blah blah blah", I will admit that I am kind of a wuss when it comes to the spicey stuff. I am getting better in my old age and I am actually enjoying the Medium strength Chi Chi's Salsa. I had the spontaneous combustion wings at the bar once and nearly died twice. Once while eating and then again the next morning on the shitter.