Sexy Winter Wear

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 9, 2004, 1:46 pm

How many of you have ski outfits, snowboard kits, or just Winter sets that make you look dead sexy?

I myself, look utterly dashing in a pair of black ski bibs.

Dead sexy.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 9, 2004, 1:52 pm

Growing up in upstate NEw York .. it was a mortal sin if you threw away any empty plastic bread bag.

All bread bag were to be used as a lining between your socks and your boots in winter.

I have fond memories of putting my wet, cold boots infront of the downstairs register and putting on piping hot boots (with said bread bags for water proofing) and running out in the snow.

what great days.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 9, 2004, 1:53 pm

Sylvos wrote:How many of you have ski outfits, snowboard kits, or just Winter sets that make you look dead sexy?

I myself, look utterly dashing in a pair of black ski bibs.

Dead sexy.

You realize you completely set yourself up for this shit?

Picture will be forthcoming when I am not at work. Though may need someone to host it for me.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 9, 2004, 1:54 pm

Best ski outfit was my friend's in college who used duct tape to cover up the holes and tears in his pants and jacket. Fashion statement!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » January 9, 2004, 2:11 pm

No ski outfit.. but I do hjave a black trench that fits me well.
I dunno. Sexy and me are rarely used in the same sentance. o.0

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 9, 2004, 2:20 pm

Sirensa wrote: You realize you completely set yourself up for this shit?

Picture will be forthcoming when I am not at work. Though may need someone to host it for me.

Pahreyia@hotmail.com

Proud owner of an unlimited storage FTP.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 9, 2004, 2:27 pm

I work at Abercrombie and Fitch.

So everything I wear is sexy.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 9, 2004, 2:33 pm

yeah and there will be blood and death

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 9, 2004, 4:40 pm

Zamtuk wrote:I work at Abercrombie and Fitch.

you don't seriously work there?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 9, 2004, 4:51 pm

like 5 times a year so i can reap all the 50 percent discounts going around.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 9, 2004, 4:52 pm

surely you must be joking?

I'm not joking and dont call me shirley.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 9, 2004, 5:13 pm

Zamtuk wrote:like 5 times a year so i can reap all the 50 percent discounts going around.

you would wear that overpriced preppy crap?

I'd rather shop at k-mart.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 9, 2004, 5:17 pm

preppy
wtf
i havent heard that word used in a long long time.
for some reason I see Slater and Zak Morris talking when i hear that word.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 9, 2004, 5:19 pm

Sylvos wrote:preppy
wtf
i havent heard that word used in a long long time.
for some reason I see Slater and Zak Morris talking when i hear that word.

IIRC it's still in wide usage in the high schools.. Preppies/sluts, geeks/jocks.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 9, 2004, 5:23 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Zamtuk wrote:like 5 times a year so i can reap all the 50 percent discounts going around.
you would wear that overpriced preppy crap?

I'd rather shop at k-mart.

overpriced before 50 percent off. i get my shirts for 15, jeans for 30, jackets for 50, and so on. not to mention i get all the cologne i want for free. my dad used to work for Les Wexner who owned A&F and such stores, so I was basically raised on that stuff. ive worked there ~3 years so i come and go as i choose, no real schedule. truth be told i rarely work there and in fact have only worked there 3 times since May.

EDIT: A&F is also one of the most profitable retail outfits in the past 5 years. (not sure about this year though, i hear they are in a decline)

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » January 9, 2004, 5:35 pm

Zaelath wrote:
Sylvos wrote:preppy
wtf
i havent heard that word used in a long long time.
for some reason I see Slater and Zak Morris talking when i hear that word.
IIRC it's still in wide usage in the high schools.. Preppies/sluts, geeks/jocks.

<====slut

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 9, 2004, 6:04 pm

Zamtuk wrote:EDIT: A&F is also one of the most profitable retail outfits in the past 5 years. (not sure about this year though, i hear they are in a decline)

that's because they take $5 sweatshirts and silkscreen a A&F logo on them for 10 cents and sell them for $200.

TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU OMG

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 9, 2004, 6:11 pm

Used to wear only Ralph Lauren Polo .. Got married and the proudest purshase to date is the 98 cent shirt my wife got me at Old Navy.

Clothes are now things that cover my ruddy nawga of a body. Pay as little as possible for as nice as possible.

That is all.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 9, 2004, 6:29 pm

shoot hook me up with that discount
i'll sell out and be "preppy" if its that cheap
i'll even throw in pics of me in my snowbib for free!
so sexy sassy i be in those

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 9, 2004, 7:00 pm

This thread has a gay factor of 9.5! Grats Sylvos!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 9, 2004, 7:03 pm

I have a pretty sexy ski outfit. Goggles + Ski Jacket + Ski Mask + Gloves + Ski pants. =)

Syenye Squirrellyelf · January 9, 2004, 7:53 pm

the manager of the local abercrombie was caught in the attic with an assortment of snacks and a video camera aimed at the girls dressing rooms. abercrombie is a scary, scary place.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 9, 2004, 7:57 pm

It probably wouldnt be all that special just to see girls in bra's and panties. Get a damn Victoria's Secret catalog or whatever and save yourself the job and possibly law suits.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 9, 2004, 7:57 pm

bah! skiing has infiltrated the one area of my life i never thought it would!
(i ski about 4 hours a day 4 days a week for highschool slalom team)
and you should see us in our GS suits....mmm one layer of spandex and a helmet in -15* weather...

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 9, 2004, 8:39 pm

The circa 1990 snowboarding pants I wore on New Years in our little makeshift snowfight owned. But not as much as the Cosack-Steve did.

Asheran Mojomaster · January 10, 2004, 12:10 am

Pherr the Dorf wrote:
Zaelath wrote:
Sylvos wrote:preppy
wtf
i havent heard that word used in a long long time.
for some reason I see Slater and Zak Morris talking when i hear that word.
IIRC it's still in wide usage in the high schools.. Preppies/sluts, geeks/jocks.
<====slut

Its preps and skanks at my school

, I'm a prep

.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 10, 2004, 12:19 am

Skank.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 10, 2004, 2:13 am

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » January 10, 2004, 3:30 am

Asheran Mojomaster wrote:
Pherr the Dorf wrote:
Zaelath wrote:
Sylvos wrote:preppy
wtf
i havent heard that word used in a long long time.
for some reason I see Slater and Zak Morris talking when i hear that word.
IIRC it's still in wide usage in the high schools.. Preppies/sluts, geeks/jocks.
<====slut
Its preps and skanks at my school , I'm a prep .

Ah damn, that's what I meant, preps and skanks. You kids..!

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 10, 2004, 12:55 pm

Deneve wrote:<img src="http://www.reliableracing.com/Winterspo ... /24000.jpg">

Ooh. Sexy.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 10, 2004, 7:04 pm

yeah, we look like a bunch of fruits standing around at the top of the hill waiting for our run...at least im not the guy with the zebra striped suit...

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 10, 2004, 7:15 pm

Pics.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 10, 2004, 7:24 pm

Hah! Over my dead body, i get someone on my team to run down my snowpants and jacket so the minute i get through the finish line i can put them back on. If you want to see something funny though, the wednesday night adult GS league is hilarious...it's a bunch of washed up has-been highschool racers who are now 30-50 who get tanked inside at the bar and then try to race GS. Downside is it's a bunch of drunk 30-50 year old guys in those suits with beer-bellies etc and they don't care about getting their snowpants and jacket back on...

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » January 11, 2004, 4:48 am

I buy pants for 8 dollars at K-Mart, and shirts for 1 dollar at the salvation army.

Incredibly overpriced crap 50% off is just relatively overpriced crap.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 11, 2004, 4:55 am

Sirensa wrote:The circa 1990 snowboarding pants I wore on New Years in our little makeshift snowfight owned. But not as much as the Cosack-Steve did.

That bright fucking neckwarmer you wore as a hat was pure pwn!

As far as Steve...well, the MAC-90 completed the outfit.

And thanks again for the well-placed snowballs to my head.

Footnote: Sylvos is way too in love with the 'bibs.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » January 11, 2004, 11:36 pm

He said you could bounce a quarter off his ass when he wears it

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » January 12, 2004, 12:19 am

You ever tried it?

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 12, 2004, 10:44 am

You could totally bounce a quarter off my ass in my ski bibs. I was sex incarnate.
It's a shame there are no existing pictures of me in said bibs.
All evidence hath been destroyed.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 12, 2004, 11:36 am

Sylvos wrote:so sexy sassy i be in those

You describe yourself as "sassy"?

/shudder

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » January 12, 2004, 3:50 pm

Kyoukan needs to STFU... If A&F took Canadian Food Stamps, her ass would be the first one in line, screaming "Make me look a little less like Royal Canadian Mounted Trailor Park Trash, PLEASE!!11!!1!"

Always trying to act superior to make up for her pathetic excuse for no life.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 12, 2004, 8:24 pm

Pahreyia wrote:
Sirensa wrote: You realize you completely set yourself up for this shit?

Picture will be forthcoming when I am not at work. Though may need someone to host it for me.
Pahreyia@hotmail.com

Proud owner of an unlimited storage FTP.

The picture is out of my hands now... Whether you all see it is up to Pahreyia

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 12, 2004, 8:26 pm

You will all drown in lakes of blood.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 12, 2004, 10:28 pm

Sirensa wrote:Ok I didn't have time to fix the picture up at all so it might be huge or funky, but here it is! Even at it's funkiest, it's Sylvos in a ski bib - can't go wrong there.

Indeed!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 12, 2004, 11:34 pm

yeah someone dies tonight.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 12, 2004, 11:47 pm

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 13, 2004, 12:00 am

what a fucking horrible picture
of course she posts the one when i am out of focus
without brushed hair and gsagljas;gag;
fuck
paybacks are hell

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » January 13, 2004, 12:05 am

pahreyia@hotmail.com if you've got a better one

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 13, 2004, 12:34 am

Not in the least bit sassy IMO

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 13, 2004, 12:56 am

that picture lacks one thing... norman !

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 13, 2004, 1:38 pm

Yea yeah yeah ok so its blurry. It was New Year's Day and sobriety from the night before was long in coming. I blame Sylvos for being out of focus. Clearly he did it on purpose.

The Norman was hiding. I wanted to hide too. But I braved the bibs for all of you.

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