do you have a secret food?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » January 5, 2004, 5:27 pm

pyrella wrote:Spaghettios
Worscestire sauce, imbibed same as above
Arby's Horsey Sauce on just about anything possible
Lemon Pepper Salt for everything else.

AGREE!

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » January 5, 2004, 5:28 pm

I could probably eat marshmallow peeps till I puked pastel fluffiness.
I saw they had snowmen shapes for christmas and had to force myself to put it back on the grocery store shelf and walk away.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » January 5, 2004, 5:38 pm

Fruity Pebbles, Vanilla Ice Cream & a scoop of Peanut Butter.

Mmmmm...

Syenye Squirrellyelf · January 5, 2004, 5:48 pm

any sort of pickles, but specifically kosher dills.
slim jims.
olives, of both the spanish and kalamata varieties.

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » January 5, 2004, 6:22 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:Crushed Grahm Crackers and Milk. Grosses out my wife at least.

oh yes, put that in a bowl and pour a little sugar on it. Now that is goodness.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 5, 2004, 6:28 pm

nay, youre both wrong, graham crakers and icing is the win win

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » January 5, 2004, 6:32 pm

Zamtuk wrote:nay, youre both wrong, graham crakers and icing is the win win

Definately - but doubt that qualifies as weird

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » January 5, 2004, 6:46 pm

Lavish amounts of Peanut Butter and Miracle Whip on Whole Grain Bread.

The arteries clog just remembering...

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 5, 2004, 7:13 pm

I add frenchfries in my hamburgers, I don't know why I do that.

Yeah, but you are from Canada, therefore probably have mayo on your Burger instaed of ketchup and mustard. That kills the visual for me.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » January 5, 2004, 7:15 pm

I haven't done this in a while, but I like to eat cream cheese icing straight out of the container. Screw the cake, just give me the icing!

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » January 5, 2004, 7:24 pm

Sirensa wrote:Is a ham, cream cheese and pickle sandwich considered odd? Cause that shit owns! Like nothing else.

OMG yes that does!!!

And shredded chedder cheese. Man I could eat a whole bag if I didn't stop myself!

Or cheese and Dill pickles by themselves with a can of Coke. (I normally don't like Coke)

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » January 5, 2004, 7:34 pm

Zamtuk wrote:Those frozen mexican things called Taquitos. Goddamned those little wraps of goodness.

OMG, YES, LOVE LOVE LOVE THOSE. We have this frozen food company, Scwans, that has a truck that goes around all over our town to people who are on a list and sells all sorts of great frozen food, and I always get like 3 boxes of taquitos. I love those things.

Also, not sure if this is weird, but I eat corn mixed in with my mashed potatos, dont like mashed potatos in any other way.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » January 5, 2004, 7:40 pm

Cottage Cheese and Ketchup, lightly sprinkled with salt and pepper.

Not as strange, but just yummy - Karo syrup and peanut butter, stirred and spread on toast.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » January 5, 2004, 7:56 pm

Cottage cheese with mixed in diced hard boiled egg, pepper and salt straight out of container, sometimes with some bread or bagel but mostly just by itself. It's good for breakfast, lunch and if I add some tuna or salmon to it it makes even fine dinner on the run.

My other fave are omelets, here there's no odd thing you can put on it, from jams, yogurts, cheeses to garlic , onion, ham, bacon, whatever left over meat I got in the fridge.

Most of these my hubby considers weird and my daughter out right disgusting

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » January 5, 2004, 8:06 pm

any kind of noodle (usually egg or thin spaghetti) with fried hot dogs and topped with salad dressing (usually thousand island or ranch).

french bread with muenster cheese and orange marmalade.

i have a ton of other "cravings" but these two are the weirdest concoctions i've ever eaten on a regular basis.

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » January 5, 2004, 8:29 pm

Kimchi! Ever since I moved out of my parent's house and don't have it all the time anymore, I crave it so much. There's a bit Asian supermarket near my work, so about every 2 weeks, I go grocery shopping there and get my huge 1 gallon (actually I think it's more) jar of kimchi, along with other Korean foods I can't get anywhere else, like toasted seasoned Seaweed, hot pepper paste, etc.

When my husband is not home, usually i'll pull out the hot pepper paste and dip big huge green hot peppers (the really long wrinkly kind) and eat them raw like that... SOOO YUMMY!

Once a week, I also eat rice and seaweed, wrap it in little rolls and eat them like sushi (with nothing else in them 'cept Kimchi at times) .. notice a pattern here

My husband hates it cause Kimchi stinks and he has no desire to try out other kinds of culture!

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » January 5, 2004, 8:35 pm

One word: Halva.

-=Lohrno

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » January 5, 2004, 8:41 pm

Hot sauce (really really hot like Dave's Insanity Sauce) on french fries, chicken, tuna fish and everything.

Wasabi coated fried peas.

Hamburger in the Kraft Mac & Cheese is the Win.

I also have a thing for Hamburger Helper, especially the Bacon Cheeseburger variety. It's heaven when fortified with a few slices of American cheese (Land 'O Lakes only plz thx).

When I worked in the grocery store deli in high school I used to love chopped chicken liver, but it had to be very fresh. The stuff that sits in the deli case for months is repugnant.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » January 5, 2004, 8:57 pm

What tenuvil said but substitute the beef for venison and add a can of peas to it...

Cheeseburger Hamburger helper w/ venison & peas is the own.... except i don't consider it weird

As far as weird things go ....

Venison Heart chopped real thin mixed with mayo and little chips of celery on a cracker - wheat thins preferably (makes an odd patee).

I could sit down with a fucking vat of that shit and be happy for weeks.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 5, 2004, 8:59 pm

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
That is disgusting.
I would vomit if I saw half of the shit you fools are talking about being crammed into your mouth.

Sirensa knows better than to eat that shit in front of me, especially Jell-O.

God damn, i don't even want my lunch now.

Way to go.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » January 5, 2004, 9:01 pm

ditto...yikes.../vomit

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » January 5, 2004, 10:16 pm

Hmm my hubby thinks I eat a few weird things

I also can eat pickels like forever....but I love taking the hamburger pickels spreading them in a single layer on a small plate like a saucer and then covering them with 1000 island dressing lil salt and pepper OH SO GOOD.

Bologna on toast with mustard mmmm

Preztels dipped in either krafts french onion dip or a veggie dip I make....which is sour cream and a packet of Hidden Valley ranch powder mix.stir that up dip pretzels or Ritz crackers in it

Now this is a sweet one peanut butter spread on 2 slices of bread pour M&M's on on and smash the other on top that is just oh so good

Not sure if this is weird but icing (chocolate) or cool whip is awesome right outta the container on a spoon

Drolgin Steingrinder · January 5, 2004, 10:21 pm

For those of you who think you have weird habits, check today's update at http://www.somethingawful.com . It's pizza hell.

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » January 5, 2004, 11:06 pm

sour cream and a packet of Hidden Valley ranch powder mix

Yeah I make that dip a lot. Also if you really want to make it even more fatty and delicious, try adding some mayo to it. At my age I can still get away with it.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » January 5, 2004, 11:56 pm

mac n cheese with ketchup on it.. .good stuff!

Agree!

I also love Borscht with boiled potatoes and some sour cream mixed in...

Pickled Herring...

Pea sammich...just cooked, baby Leseur peas on white bread.

Kasha Varnishkas....cooked kasha (buckwheat) in chicken stock until all absorbed...then add sauteed onion and bowtie pasta.

And for some reason...every now and then I get a craving for Spaghetti o's with the mini franks....mmmmm

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » January 5, 2004, 11:58 pm

Lohrno...

Do you like the plain Halva...or the marbled...or the chocolate covered???

Man, I love that as well....now you have me jonesing for some..../sigh

Skunki · Post by **Skunki** » January 6, 2004, 12:28 am

butter in a hot steaming tortilla!

Sometimes, i like to fill my mouth with bacos and then drink a little A-1... yummy! hehe

ketchup on a quesadilla or grilled cheese.

peanut butter on pancakes

Horseradish straight

and last but not least...i like to dip my banana in mayo and put a little salt on top!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » January 6, 2004, 12:33 am

coffie with out cream or sugar poured into a bowl of post's maple pecan crunch
coffie and cerial may sound discusting, but it is for lack of a better term FUCKING GOOD

that and i put an ungodly amount of black pepper on almost anything i eat, ungodly enough to look like i accedentally spilled the pepper all over the meal

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » January 6, 2004, 12:47 am

Pea Sandwhich??? ok now that is wrong hehe sorry

I hate peas!! When my son was a baby I had anyone else that was around feed him peas if that was his dinner couldnt take the smell hehe

And Skunki OMG your just odd....tho I like tortillas a lot. Used to go to Taco Bell and ask for them plain hehe. But *hugs* anyway Skunki

Might have to try that mayo tho IM not that young anymore

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » January 6, 2004, 1:09 am

Coatlicue [KoE] wrote:Kimchi! Ever since I moved out of my parent's house and don't have it all the time anymore, I crave it so much. There's a bit Asian supermarket near my work, so about every 2 weeks, I go grocery shopping there and get my huge 1 gallon (actually I think it's more) jar of kimchi, along with other Korean foods I can't get anywhere else, like toasted seasoned Seaweed, hot pepper paste, etc.

When my husband is not home, usually i'll pull out the hot pepper paste and dip big huge green hot peppers (the really long wrinkly kind) and eat them raw like that... SOOO YUMMY!

Once a week, I also eat rice and seaweed, wrap it in little rolls and eat them like sushi (with nothing else in them 'cept Kimchi at times) .. notice a pattern here

My husband hates it cause Kimchi stinks and he has no desire to try out other kinds of culture!

I can eat kimchi. A former roomate was Korean and he loved the stuff! His mom would send him off with gallons of it!

As far as the peppers dipped in the chili paste. Hottamn girl, you are a woman after my own heart!!!

90% of the food I make can keep the skeeters off ya for a week, that or hurt the weak due to the sheer amount of heat!

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » January 6, 2004, 1:12 am

I love tuna. I make some grotesque things with it. I sautee albacore with some onions and peppers and make fajitas. I put it in my mac & cheese. I'll mix it up with some beer mustard and eat it with nothing else. It's good shit. I also love bacon with syrup. =\

i can vouch for that, when i lived with her shed put fucking tuna in EVERYTHING
tuna fajitas, tuna macncheese, if im not mistaken i caught her one time trying to sneak some tuna...into her tuna

personally im a condiment freak, sit me down at a dinner table, with a knife, a few bottles of condiments(love the a1), and let the food take about 10mintues, id almost be full by the time the food arrived from eating little knifefulls of condiments

when i was a kid, i would put mcdonalds sweet and sour sauce on everything(rice and sweet and sour anyone?)

another fearsome treat is vanilla flavored, enriched, edensoy soymilk + few spoons of sugar + crispy rice(the windixie brand fake 'rice crispies', though any fake brand will due), my god that shits good, to this day, ive never eaten just 1 bowl of that, always has to be 2-3

and to close, the top5 of fastfood condiments,

1)mcdonalds sweet and sour
2)arbys horsey sauce
3)taco bell 'hot sauce'(not that awful tasting fire crap)(these are great 'whistle wetters' before getting home and eating the atcual food)
4 & 5, who gives a fuck, those 3 kickass enough for 5

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 6, 2004, 1:32 am

i have a tendancy to have a rediculous amount of sodium on just about everything i eat except sweets...like, i get my subways loaded with pickles, then peppers, then pepperoni and salami, then salted, then dijon mustard, and then viniger (sp?)

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » January 6, 2004, 1:44 am

Moonwynd wrote:Lohrno...

Do you like the plain Halva...or the marbled...or the chocolate covered???

Man, I love that as well....now you have me jonesing for some..../sigh

I like most Halva...but it has to be quality.

I like Plain (Sesame), Vanilla, Marbled, Sunflower, Cocoa, Pistachio, just about most kinds really just as long as it's just the right moisture (IE not wet, but not so dry it all crumbles)

-=Lohrno

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » January 6, 2004, 2:07 am

Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty.

I also hoard left-over taco bell hot sauce packets in my desk drawer at work and I'll just suck one or two off for lunch if I'm swamped.

But I definitely do not share the disturbing pickle fetish half of you suffer from. Oh, and mayonaise is liquified putrefaction.

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » January 6, 2004, 2:13 am

Sylvos not wanting to eat anything? lol yah right - that post made me laugh the most

one thing I used to have people seemed to find gross was peanut butter and lettuce sandwiches - if you think about it - it is sort of like celery with peanut butter - that is the taste it has

I do ketchup on eggs and omelets - used to think it was gross but it grew on me - I love ketchup - A1 is pretty good too! (not on eggs though)

I put tuna in mac and cheese OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS is that weird? I never considered it weird it tastes pretty good - add a little extra shredded cheddar and it's really quite a treat!

I like cole slaw on sandwiches - that isn't that strange around here you can get it in restaurants -

I like McDonald's hot mustard sauce on fries....dunno that I have anything that strange....mmm

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » January 6, 2004, 2:15 am

This one isnt really me, but a friend of mine drinks Ketchup from the bottle...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 6, 2004, 6:51 am

Coatlicue [KoE] wrote:Kimchi! Ever since I moved out of my parent's house and don't have it all the time anymore, I crave it so much. There's a bit Asian supermarket near my work, so about every 2 weeks, I go grocery shopping there and get my huge 1 gallon (actually I think it's more) jar of kimchi, along with other Korean foods I can't get anywhere else, like toasted seasoned Seaweed, hot pepper paste, etc.

When my husband is not home, usually i'll pull out the hot pepper paste and dip big huge green hot peppers (the really long wrinkly kind) and eat them raw like that... SOOO YUMMY!

Once a week, I also eat rice and seaweed, wrap it in little rolls and eat them like sushi (with nothing else in them 'cept Kimchi at times) .. notice a pattern here

My husband hates it cause Kimchi stinks and he has no desire to try out other kinds of culture!

I used to live in an apartment up above a korean market/deli that made their own kimchi. Man when I first moved in there when they brought that stuff out it stank up the whole fucking building.

They kept inviting me over for dinner and making me try it. Eventually I did and it turned out that I really liked it. I don't really get a craving for it, but whenever my husband and I go out for korean bbq I always order some.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » January 6, 2004, 10:55 am

Kimchi stinks when you eat it, and stinks up the house the next day due to it's after effects.

I love it, great stuff.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 6, 2004, 11:07 am

Mplor wrote:Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty.

I agree completely, but also try BK's fries in a Frosty!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » January 6, 2004, 11:46 am

I'd like to thank you all for helping me out with my diet.
All i have to do when I am hungry is read this thread and whatever cravings I had vanish like donuts in a cop car.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 6, 2004, 12:40 pm

In case Sylvos was thinking of Pizza for lunch...

http://www.chachich.com/mdchachi/jpizza.html

Kaluian_CT · Post by **Kaluian_CT** » January 6, 2004, 2:01 pm

I like Vienna Sausages cut up and put on crackers with a little mustard.

Dunno if thats "wierd" but its kinda embarresing buying them at the store, its kinda the supreame white trash food of the world,...but I like em !

I also like to mix up Sour Cream, Guacamole, Hot Salsa, and refried beans all together for a nice chip dip

masteen · Post by **masteen** » January 6, 2004, 2:05 pm

"Ideal Taste of Sea Goodness and Mayonnaise!"

Fucking Japanese pizza...

Akanae · Post by **Akanae** » January 6, 2004, 2:30 pm

When I was a kid I used to have shortening cravings, I would get a spoon and just eat out of the tub, or put it on bread instead of butter. Surprising thing is I have always been skinny.
I also used to just have bread with mayo and mustard... nothing else.

Now probably the weirdest thing I eat is peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, but sometimes the smell of shortening makes me want to gorge on it

.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » January 6, 2004, 2:56 pm

Mplor stole mine.

However, in response to the BK fries suggestion.. No thanks. Their fries taste like crap these days.

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » January 6, 2004, 3:25 pm

Kaluian_CT wrote:I like Vienna Sausages cut up and put on crackers with a little mustard.

Dunno if thats "wierd" but its kinda embarresing buying them at the store, its kinda the supreame white trash food of the world,...but I like em !

I also like to mix up Sour Cream, Guacamole, Hot Salsa, and refried beans all together for a nice chip dip

my ex husbands two favorite foods.... 0.o

laneela · Post by **laneela** » January 6, 2004, 5:04 pm

Mplor wrote:Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty.

Or dipped in a shake or McD's sundae. Holy shit, that's good stuff...

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » January 6, 2004, 5:21 pm

Now and then I'll get the hankering and just pop a beef bullion cube in my mouth and suck on it for half an hour until it's gone. Mmmm, salty beefy goodness. The perfect meal for gamers on the go!

Mippy

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » January 6, 2004, 5:40 pm

I have done the bologna and cheese wrap things many a time. I also keep liverwurst around(although that doesn't roll too well) for the same hellish craving.

Speghetios w/ hot dog slices. Holy crap, my wife is pure Italian and a magnificant cook (and I'm not too shabby either so she really is that damn good) and the very thought of speghetios makes her puke, then you get it w/ the old rancid hot dog slices and she's off to the bathroom heaving all the way.

My biggest problem is I eat nearly everything. Short of lima beans and pig's feet, I'm right there scarfing that crap down. My mother actually thought she was a good cook until my sister was born because I'd just eat anything and not give a shit.

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » January 6, 2004, 10:29 pm

Akanae wrote:When I was a kid I used to have shortening cravings, I would get a spoon and just eat out of the tub, or put it on bread instead of butter. ... sometimes the smell of shortening makes me want to gorge on it .

shortening??? straight? sorry that is kinda icky.....

what is wrong with lima beans??? I actually like lima beans - they are really good if not overcooked and mushy...

VeeshanVault

do you have a secret food?

Hey Lohrno!

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