Man ashamed of own joy upon receiving a new mop head.

[Bubba Grizz]

I'd just post the text but the pictures help. Work Safe.

The Onion

"Do you think I like the fact that the best moment of my entire day usually comes when the factory's break-room toilet flushes all the way down on the first try instead of taking two or three"?

[Tegellan]

That is some seriously fucked up stuff. i feel sorry for the people who live like that.