Brittney Spears Married!

noel · Post by **noel** » January 4, 2004, 5:45 am

http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0 ... 24,00.html

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

*cough*publicity*cough*stunt*cough*

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » January 4, 2004, 5:46 am

Good for Brit if its real!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » January 4, 2004, 6:38 am

Sounds like a spur-of-the-moment decision, that she will most likely regret later. Got nothing against marrying a friend you've known you're whole life, but getting hitched that quick... wow.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 4, 2004, 9:03 am

she needs to make an unauthorized sex tape so I don't have to look at paris fucking hilton every goddam time i turn on the goddam tv.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » January 4, 2004, 9:35 am

tv? hell, the last thing I added to my spam filter was paris hilton and sex tapes.

3/4 of the spam going around now are for that and penis patches, whatever the hell they are supposed to do.

As for Brittney, I read that this morning as well and I wouldn't put it past her. Hell, look at the publicity that was going on with J-Lo's wedding. Some people just want it done without People explaining every square inch of the wedding-space.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » January 4, 2004, 10:22 am

Kyoukan, its paris hilton fucking, not paris fucking hilton

And i know why britney married. Seem to recall that she several times said she wouldnt have sex before she had married, and now she want to get that over with so she can make her sex video.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » January 4, 2004, 11:36 am

And annuled!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3366529.stm

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » January 4, 2004, 12:44 pm

Britney has now analed!!?!?

...oh...annuled...

/cancel search

/send kyoukan parisomgforreal.avi

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 4, 2004, 2:40 pm

In July, Spears admitted losing her viriginity after years of speculation about her self-proclaimed chastity.

She gave it up to Justin... and who can blame her?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 4, 2004, 4:04 pm

even if i was gay i wouldnt give it up to him
but if i was bi.... hhhmmm

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 4, 2004, 4:07 pm

So are you saying you'd take the Britney & Justin combo meal?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 4, 2004, 4:08 pm

oh god no
britney can go fuck herself for all i care

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 4, 2004, 4:09 pm

Ok so I'm confused then. If you were gay you wouldn't do him but if you were bi you would... Doesn't that end up the same?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 4, 2004, 4:14 pm

the answers lie in the shadows...yea

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 4, 2004, 4:16 pm

LoL If you say so *shrug*

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » January 4, 2004, 7:13 pm

how do you get a marriage legally annulled? isn't that a catholic church thing? I don't think the state recognizes annulment as a legal seperation of a marriage contract?

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 4, 2004, 7:19 pm

a_guide wrote:LoL If you say so *shrug*

sionistic gets weirder every week =/

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 4, 2004, 9:54 pm

he does doesnt he?
i blame the bronchitis

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » January 5, 2004, 12:47 am

kyoukan wrote:how do you get a marriage legally annulled? isn't that a catholic church thing? I don't think the state recognizes annulment as a legal seperation of a marriage contract?

Most states have a period from 7 days to 90 days in which you can back out of a marriage without going through a divorce proceeding.

Jugata · Post by **Jugata** » January 5, 2004, 5:14 am

Nevada.....nuff said. Anything is possible.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » January 5, 2004, 9:07 am

OMG THIS IS IN THE WRONG FORUM!!! IT'S A CURRENT EVENT!!!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 5, 2004, 2:39 pm

Jugata wrote:Nevada.....nuff said. Anything is possible.

No blood test and $35.00 gets you married in Nevada.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » January 5, 2004, 2:43 pm

No blood test in Arkansas either. There is a one incisor minimum though.

noel · Post by **noel** » January 5, 2004, 3:19 pm

Spang wrote:OMG THIS IS IN THE WRONG FORUM!!! IT'S A CURRENT EVENT!!!

If Brittney Spears love life is a current event for you, your life is sadder than I thought. Put down the Jergens and the copy of Esquire and get out more.

It's not a current event you fucktard. It's a bullshit publicity stunt.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » January 5, 2004, 4:50 pm

Are you kidding? He fought* in the latest Iraq conflict, he could get (easily of course) any girl he wanted. Britney is just merely a hurdle in spang's ultimate conquest.

*haha

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » January 5, 2004, 5:10 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Spang wrote:OMG THIS IS IN THE WRONG FORUM!!! IT'S A CURRENT EVENT!!!
If Brittney Spears love life is a current event for you, your life is sadder than I thought. Put down the Jergens and the copy of Esquire and get out more.

It's not a current event you fucktard. It's a bullshit publicity stunt.

Aranuil wrote:First of all, this belongs in the music forum.

Aranuil wrote:This really goes in the tech forum.

Aranuil wrote:THIS is the WRONG forum for this type of post.

Aranuil wrote:I think any further PS discussion can be handled in the VG forum.

Aranuil wrote:I don't even have to read your gay-assed post to tell you that WE HAVE A FORUM FOR THIS SHIT, and THIS ISN'T IT.

Aranuil wrote:#1. Wrong forum.

Aranuil wrote:I think this should be moved to the 'Current Events' forum where it belongs.

Aranuil wrote:Why is this in this forum? This thread should be retarded.

This isn't a current event, it's fucking stupidity.

The forum nazi gets caught red handed and cries like a baby.

But what else is new?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » January 5, 2004, 5:20 pm

Whats the point of having multiple forums if people dont post in the right one? Nothing is wrong with what hes doing

noel · Post by **noel** » January 5, 2004, 5:57 pm

OMG Brotha and Spang are ganging up on me! I'M IN TROUBLE NOW!

I'm the ONLY person to ever make a post like that. You two are so fucking stupid you should probably fucking date.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 5, 2004, 6:35 pm

That guy should have asked for half if there was no prenup! Maybe more than half with the pain and suffering of being in the presence of someone that foolish.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » January 5, 2004, 10:24 pm

funny that the one in the current events forum was linked to this one since it was after this one started.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » January 6, 2004, 1:27 am

people in the public eye really need to lay off teh liquor...at least in public places....

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » January 6, 2004, 2:18 am

There are various legal ground for annulment that have nothing to do with religion - I know several people who've had marriages annulled and they aren't Catholics or even religious.

Salis · Post by **Salis** » January 7, 2004, 8:32 am

Deneve wrote:people in the public eye really need to lay off teh liquor...at least in public places....

nod, I personally think young Brittney should sign up to the Methodist Church, renounce all her whoring ways, convert her soul to believe in the Lord Jesus who is our Father, and stop embarrasing us goodly souls that live our lives in such perfect measure.