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a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 3, 2004, 4:35 am

The movie was total crap but we were bored so we went and saw it. I declare it the most unintentionally funny movie of the year.

The best part was when the evil corporation president demanded to know what his henchman was doing when their plans fell apart and he replied, "I was eating pie."

My roommate and I were the only ones to bust out laughing :-/

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » January 3, 2004, 4:40 am

Clearly a must see!...Great dialogue!

Mmmmmmmm pie...

noel · Post by **noel** » January 3, 2004, 4:53 am

a_guide wrote:The best part was when the evil corporation president demanded to know what his henchman was doing when their plans fell apart and he replied, "I was eating pie."

My roommate and I were the only ones to bust out laughing :-/

Jugata · Post by **Jugata** » January 5, 2004, 5:25 am

Hi, my name is Ben Affleck. I created a machine that sees the fucking future but I still use a VHS at home. And didnt that model bitch look like she was made of clay for 1/2 the movie?

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » January 5, 2004, 5:32 am

FUCKSHITBITCHASS

Edit: Just testing because I could not remember what happened when you typed that.

I already said the movie sucked, what more is there?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » July 13, 2004, 10:51 pm

I'd give it a 6 maybe. Hard to go wrong with a Philip K. Dick story but they were coming close. That chase scene wasn't suspenseful. I mean seriously, even with two people a motorcycle would have no problem getting away. And are all evil corporations filled with guards who shoot on sight? It was like a Jedi was loose on the Death Star or something.

And yeah.. Uma.. Not sure what it is about her. She's just sorta creepy looking to me.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » July 14, 2004, 3:22 am

One of the worst movies I have seen in a few years

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » July 14, 2004, 9:25 am

the funniest moment for me was when Uma took off her helmet and threw it at the cop chasing them lol

seriously couldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes

and yeah Uma is creepy looking when it's not a still picture

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 14, 2004, 1:08 pm

Ennia wrote:
and yeah Uma is creepy looking when it's not a still picture

She does have a few genetic anomalies as we learned in Gattica.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » July 14, 2004, 5:03 pm

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Ben Affleck should be banned from acting.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » July 15, 2004, 1:52 am

Yeah terrible movie, was i the only one thinking when it showed the future of Affleck dieing he had a jacket on, if he took that jacket off that future couldnt have happened the way it was planned out, since he already saw the future of himself dieing with the jacket on? I dont know why the fuck i remember that

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