Best Rant Ever--so good /gu's made a comic about it

Blumgan · Post by **Blumgan** » September 13, 2002, 5:02 pm

http://pub126.ezboard.com/fbrellrantsfr ... =1&stop=20

you may have to try several times its seeing 4-5posts every 5 minutes

Not trying to derail Aranuil's carebear breastplate thread. =D

Aranuil shouts, 'Carebear Stare!'

*awaits the jackassing*

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 5:10 pm

Jackass

Buenos dias Blummer!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 13, 2002, 5:12 pm

Why is that thread so damn popular? Seemed sorta run of the mill to me.

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 13, 2002, 5:13 pm

Searyx wrote:Why is that thread so damn popular? Seemed sorta run of the mill to me.

Because your not in it

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 13, 2002, 5:16 pm

Do you have a link for the GU comics about this thread?

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 13, 2002, 5:18 pm

My...god...page 8...read it through...all shall be revealed in time.

*goes back to his cleaning the coke off his monitor*

http://www.gucomics.com/sonofabitch.html

Blumgan · Post by **Blumgan** » September 13, 2002, 5:19 pm

http://www.gucomics.com/sonofabitch.html

here ya go Dups enjoy

thanks Cane....I think

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 13, 2002, 5:22 pm

that was some funny shit actually..

just crucify me... ferakin classic.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 13, 2002, 5:29 pm

Yeah but like the last 2/3rds is people chiming in with 'Best rant evah!' and such. So once you get that far you can skip the rest. Although towards the end there is a pic by RangerRobyn that I found very funny and in context with the rest of the thread.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 5:48 pm

Blumgan wrote:Aranuil shouts, 'Carebear Stare!'

Like hell I did! JACKASS!

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 13, 2002, 5:55 pm

ROFLMGDAO!!!!

I hadn't read down far enough. Truly a masterpiece of comedy

Dadani of Brell
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Wow Lan... I'm truly speechless..

Dontcha think it's possible that when I meet a friend of a friend, I have other things to talk about than EQ?

I got taken for a ride here, and I dont much care what you think, but I know how things happened, and so does Dadani. We meet in game on her main, awhile later meet in RL. Through hanging out, etc... I meet some of her friends, one who she tells me played Sanornik (after I met him I remember correctly, but it really isn't relevant).

SOME of us have more to talk about in life than EQ, and SOME of us have more to do than ridicule other people, and more pride than to sink to their level when it happens to us.

And as for Miri calling me a scammer, you should not be one to talk. The fact is that in a little while, whether you all condemn me or not, I'll still be the same honorable person I've always been, and this will be mostly forgotten except for people who have no life outside of EQ. You on the other hand I suspect will be on these boards several more times. I'm sure of it, in fact. And next time we meet in game, dont "hey hon" me and act all sweet like you have in the past. Stick your facade back in the two-face case where it belongs.

Morsereg

Morsereg
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And SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was still logged in as that BITCH on this computer.

Crucify me... I dont care. I give up.

Gemstones Mistwalker
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I was wondering when you'd catch that.

Da Real Big Inja
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OMG!! I don't think I've ver laughed so hard in my life as when I just read Mors posting as Dadani.

Neck, meet noose, you're about to be really close buddies.

Fizzled Stix
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Doh! Looks like you forgot to change your account back to moosereg before you posted.

How ya going to explain that one?

Fizz

HarloweRogue
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Well there you go, or do people still have blinders on and are going to come up with a good excuse for him now after posting as himself, he suddenly is on her account posting again.

Yep, made sure you kept that flawless rep, while scamming with other accounts/characters.

What a stain.

Relbeek Einre
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The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

Edited by: Relbeek Einre at: 9/12/02 5:03:02 pm

Sharkee123
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Boy that must hurt when you get hit that hard by the stupid stick!!

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 13, 2002, 5:56 pm

JACKASS!!!

*hugs* Blummer[/i]

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 13, 2002, 5:56 pm

mutter, page not available.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 13, 2002, 6:04 pm

Got to page 11 before the site got flooded. Everybody and their mother is reading it and posting links. The thread was 55+ pages long 5 hours ago.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 13, 2002, 6:27 pm

<a target="_blank" href="http://www.searyx.com/Best%20Rant%20Ever.txt">Right Click Here and select "Save Target As..." to download Best Rant Ever.txt</a>

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 6:31 pm

HOLY SHIT!! That was funny as hell

What an asshole!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 6:52 pm

There are about 20 better rants to be found here.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 13, 2002, 7:20 pm

The mistake was classic, truly.

But reading that thread was almost dreadful. I have never seen so many people who spout large quantities of uninteresting and poorly articulated verbage.

It took like the first 2 and a half to 3 pages for anyone to make a point.

i mean, FUCK

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 7:34 pm

Yeah, most of it was really cheesy, but you must admit that was one heck of a slipup!

Hey Aranuil, wanna MQ a BP?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 7:38 pm

Sure, how does 55k sound?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 7:40 pm

No, no my friend. For you, 50k

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 13, 2002, 7:42 pm

oooo that is an EVIL EVIL place..

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 7:55 pm

Deal!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 7:59 pm

OK, the BP is not on Canelek, it is on my superbestfriend's druid, named Fuckinggimp. He is kind of stupid (paint accident) but he is a sweet honesttrustworthynotapieceofshit. Not to worry!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 8:03 pm

That's sounds great! Tell you what, after we do the MQ, I will log on one of my alts, Scammaster, and give you the money.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 8:06 pm

Hmmm, I can't seem to find the BP anymore. It must be on another account. Tell you what, so as I am a little wary of you. Give me have the cash now and half when I log the other account in with the BP. k?

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 13, 2002, 8:07 pm

The signal to noise ratio on that thread is unbearable.

It is NOT the best thread ever.

Yine bitch!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 8:14 pm

Doh! I just checked my other character and the plat is gone... My 'brother' must have been playing him again.

Sorry for the trouble.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 13, 2002, 8:14 pm

I don't see a rant or any funny. Is this all a joke on me or something because I don't get the point of this thread. So some dumb mother fucker got burned in a multi quest scam. I care why?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 13, 2002, 8:16 pm

I don't see a rant or any funny. Is this all a joke on me or something because I don't get the point of this thread. So some dumb mother fucker got burned in a multi quest scam. I care why?

Because you have mucho luvz0rz

noel · Post by **noel** » September 13, 2002, 8:21 pm

The ONLY thing that can be said about the thread is that the leading poster was a fucking dumbass. A fool and his money, etc.

The only response necessary to the leading post is, "HAHA YOU'RE STUPID!"

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 13, 2002, 8:40 pm

If you give up reading before Page 8 you miss the whole thing...

-Ajran

Elidain · Post by **Elidain** » September 13, 2002, 8:40 pm

Man 54 pages of this too funny.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 13, 2002, 9:36 pm

Kyoukan? Try skimming through the WHOLE thread, you fuckin' momo.

cid · Post by **cid** » September 13, 2002, 11:57 pm

Blum

Jackass!!!!

Saerilyah · Post by **Saerilyah** » September 14, 2002, 12:20 am

First saw that before it got to page 8, just finished upto that classic post on page 8....Hell he was convincing a few that it was 2 or 3 diff people then, oh that wonderful oh mighty FUCK-UP of a post of not changing user login...
That is the best laugh for a scam I have read for a while.
Upto page 57 now.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 14, 2002, 1:16 am

I agree the slipup had me laughing. But everything else wasn't that interesting. I don't know why people think it's the best rant ever or whatever they're calling it. I'll give it mildly amusing that's about it.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 14, 2002, 1:51 am

I think it's the Sherlock Holmes aspect of the thread. People slowly battering away at defenses and clues, and they that almighty fuck-up that removed all doubt

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