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CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN"

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This is good.
"There is at least as much need to curb the cruel greed and arrogance of part of the world of capital, to curb the cruel greed and violence of part of the world of labor, as to check a cruel and unhealthy militarism in international relationships." -Theodore Roosevelt
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Would you like to try some ketchup with your Dr. Pepper?
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stfu sirensa
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Conan Rules
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is this dr pepper ketchup story something that should be shared?
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Kguku wrote:is this dr pepper ketchup story something that should be shared?
most definately should :D
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no?
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Yeah ok...

So last night we're at dinner with some friends. Sylvos thinks it would be funny to hold the ketchup over his Dr. Pepper and "pretend" that he is going to squirt some in.. a feeble attempt to gross us out and be silly or something..

And then - a gloop of ketchup, subject to the rules of gravity like anything else, drips out of the ketchup container and into his Dr. Pepper.

In order to save the rest of his Dr. Pepper from being contaminated by the lone gloop of ketchup, Sylvos quickly hits the straw and slurps it up. Then proceeds to turn a vile shade of green.

Hilarity ensues.. one of my friends was laughing so hard I think she almost peed her pants.

Was pretty funny :D
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yeah...its hilarious..
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Somehow, this strikes me as something only Sylvos would do. I can just picture it.
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I would have liked to see that...
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i hate you all.
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Sylvos rules!
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My first chuckle of the day! Grats, Sylvos!
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Sirensa wrote:So last night we're at dinner with some friends.
And we was like, yeah whatevah!
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Love that movie!
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/comfort Sylvos




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I'll ask for a reenactment at the Fan Faire. ^^
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CROM!
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Fan Faire will be special this coming year...
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Dr. Pepper by itself is teh nasty, can only imagine how bad it would be with ketchup :shock:
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Sylvos wrote:What is best in life...
Ham
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Now that it is Monday.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

side story.
Sirensa would always say that whenever we pulled into a gas station where we live. For the longest time I was like "alrighty..that's a random thing to say but im random as well so I guess she's just appealing to my random side", not fully realizing that the gas station we pull into (which says SHELL on the marquis is in fact a Circle K gas station. So it all made sense. Anyway good story! thx I try.

P.S. I missed a good bar fight this weekend cause I was peeing =(
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Sylvos wrote:Now that it is Monday.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

side story.
Sirensa would always say that whenever we pulled into a gas station where we live. For the longest time I was like "alrighty..that's a random thing to say but im random as well so I guess she's just appealing to my random side", not fully realizing that the gas station we pull into (which says SHELL on the marquis is in fact a Circle K gas station. So it all made sense. Anyway good story! thx I try.

P.S. I missed a good bar fight this weekend cause I was peeing =(
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QOTD: Does Sylvos actually wear pants to Kareoke bars?

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I asked what are you doing up in the tree?
He said Im looking for my burrow owl.
I said JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BURROW OWLS LIVE IN HOLES IN THE GROUND
WHY THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THEM A BURROW OWL
DO YOU THINK A KID LIKE THAT IS GOING TO KNOW
WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL???
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Well, wasn't much of a barfight really... just some jackass that didn't want to pay his tab and also was all pissed that his song didn't come up or something... he was basically forced out on the threat of unified bar violence, employee and patron alike.

And...Dead Milkmen quotes are pwn..

Big Lizard in my back yard, can't afford to feed him anymore..
Big Lizard in my back yard, knocking down my neighbor's door...
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Canelek wrote:And...Dead Milkmen quotes are pwn..

Big Lizard in my back yard, can't afford to feed him anymore..
Big Lizard in my back yard, knocking down my neighbor's door...
Head on collision, bodies everywhere...
Head on collision, retards beware!
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