BK Holiday

Mukyluk · Post by **Mukyluk** » December 16, 2003, 11:13 am

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

(no fury creatures were hurt during filming)

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » December 16, 2003, 11:21 am

Sad that the first thing I thought of when I saw "BK" was British Knights...

Funny post tho.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » December 16, 2003, 12:02 pm

haha i did too, i was like British Knights?
wow you can tell who was a kid during the 80's

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » December 16, 2003, 12:03 pm

first thing I think of as BK , is Burger king ~PUKE~

Mukyluk · Post by **Mukyluk** » December 16, 2003, 12:54 pm

did you know that a McDonalds burger is comprised of 40% lard.....

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » December 16, 2003, 12:58 pm

much like your brain sir!

Mukyluk · Post by **Mukyluk** » December 16, 2003, 1:17 pm

realy i wasnt aware grey matter containd lard....

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » December 16, 2003, 1:19 pm

Beats McNuggets....they're about 80% skin, ligament, and tendon. Fibrous connective tissues are used to bind the remaining 20% meat slurry. Sometimes, they cut them with pork, too.

McNuggets are McNasty. Chik-Fil-A, on the other hand...has awesome nuggets.

Sylvos wrote:wow you can tell who was a kid during the 80's

No kidding. Remember the old Burger King mascot? The originally named "Burger King?" Scary Jesus looking guy in frilly pants with a crown. They used to have plastic statues of him in the stores. He looked kinda like King Vitamin, too.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 16, 2003, 4:14 pm

Fun fact: the canadian food inspection agency won't let BK sell their hershey's pies up here because they don't contain enough actual food products to be considered food.

also, a whopper has almost twice the fat, cholesterol and sodium than a big mac.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 16, 2003, 4:36 pm

/sarcasm on
Yeah yeah, picking on retards is cool
/sarcasm off

This is funny to dumbasses and kids under the age of 8

noel · Post by **noel** » December 16, 2003, 4:42 pm

Large movie popcorn with butter has the equivalent fat and caloric content to 2 Big Macs.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » December 16, 2003, 4:53 pm

Kylere wrote:/sarcasm on
Yeah yeah, picking on retards is cool
/sarcasm off

This is funny to dumbasses and kids under the age of 8

What are you the Don Fucking Quixote of VV?

Jesus Christ go out side and have a Cigarette please.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 16, 2003, 5:07 pm

Aranuil wrote:Large movie popcorn with butter has the equivalent fat and caloric content to 2 Big Macs.

but the cost of 10

Aruman · Post by **Aruman** » December 16, 2003, 6:10 pm

kyoukan wrote:Fun fact: the canadian food inspection agency won't let BK sell their hershey's pies up here because they don't contain enough actual food products to be considered food.

also, a whopper has almost twice the fat, cholesterol and sodium than a big mac.

Probably so, but the Whopper sure tastes better than a Big Mac. I don't mind doign a little more exercise.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 17, 2003, 12:35 am

What's worse is that US schools get lower grade beef than McDonald's and Burger King

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » December 17, 2003, 1:11 am

Kylere wrote:/sarcasm on
Yeah yeah, picking on retards is cool
/sarcasm off

This is funny to dumbasses and kids under the age of 8

I'm not quite sure when the sarcasm ended.

First off, i'm not a flamer, so take this to heart. After most of the endless drivel I've seen come out of your and like-minded mouths here... You don't dind this funny at all? This isn't "picking on retards". This is simply humor.

Humor, my friend. It's a concept that makes the word easier to deal with... even for retards.

Ducru

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 17, 2003, 1:24 am

usually its the retards that have to stick up for kylere.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 17, 2003, 3:54 am

I heard that the actual quality of McDonalds beef isn't all that bad in and of itself--it is just that the beef is from retired dairy cattle...strange... of course, when any food is cooked in that congealed grease mess that most fast food establishments use...well, let's just say fried or "flame broiled", it all comes out tasting like...fast food...blech.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » December 17, 2003, 10:56 am

Its all about 5 guys burgers and cajun fries. Anyone who's been in the DC area should know what i'm talking about. If you've been here and haven't had one, you are really missing out. ><

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 17, 2003, 12:38 pm

Oh yeah, Kyoukan laughs at me defending the learning challenged, but if he was not a white male she would have been jumping all over it.

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » December 17, 2003, 1:03 pm

5 Guys' shizzle if off da' hizzle, for rizzle!

Seriosly good burgers and fries that DON'T taste like fast food!

Post by **Sylvus** » December 17, 2003, 1:15 pm

Wait, wtf does learning challenged mean? There is a big difference between someone who has Down's Syndrome - or is a classic "retard" as you put it - and being learning challenged. I thought that's where you were going at first?

At any rate, apparently you missed this link on the afforementioned page. He wrote it just for you!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 17, 2003, 2:05 pm

Kylere wrote:Oh yeah, Kyoukan laughs at me defending the learning challenged, but if he was not a white male she would have been jumping all over it.

I laugh at you every other time you post. Why should I stop now?

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » December 17, 2003, 2:40 pm

I'm still trying to figure out what Don Quixote has to do with anything.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » December 17, 2003, 3:06 pm

Don Quixote is a middle-aged man from La Mancha who is obsessed with books on chivalry and decides to become a knight. He builds a not so sturdy helmet, polishes an extremely old suit of armor, meets a peasant named Sancho Panza and convinces him to be his squire, and then he is off to right all the wrongs in the world in the name of his lady-love, Dulcinea.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 17, 2003, 4:31 pm

Wait, so the reference was actually an obscure, intelligent one? /boggle

What have you done with the real Cartalas?!?!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 17, 2003, 5:59 pm

Sylvus,

I saw his post on the page, but if I walk around bashing white people as a bunch of dumb cracker pizza eating fucks, or black people as dumb ghetto rib eating fucks, does it really make it okay to say "just kidding" when I am done?

Hell no it does not. This picks on anyone not of "standard" or higher intelligence, which is a condition of birth, not of choice. I will slam people for choice decisions but I would never pick on people for things they were born with, e.g. skin color, hair type, eye color, intelligence ( Other than otherwise intelligent people being dumbfucks), etc.

If they can prove gay is anything other than being too damn lazy to work with a member of the opposite sex then I will cut "teh gheys" some slack even.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 17, 2003, 6:38 pm

Kylere wrote:I saw his post on the page, but if I walk around bashing white people as a bunch of dumb cracker pizza eating fucks, or black people as dumb ghetto rib eating fucks, does it really make it okay to say "just kidding" when I am done?

That's just one way of thinking where we differ then. I find jokes about stereotypes really funny. The humor, to me, lies in the fact that the stereotypes are such exaggerations or the people that truly believe in them are so ignorant that they make me laugh. Or they make me sad, in which case I try to cure that by embracing humor.

I don't hate anyone based on anything that they are. Not even homosexuals, oh ye who are so enlightened. I have too many met cool people and shitty people of all races, creeds, colors and sexes. As someone once said, "Why hate someone for a generalization, when there are so many great reasons to hate them on an individual basis."

Hell no it does not. This picks on anyone not of "standard" or higher intelligence, which is a condition of birth, not of choice.

I disagree there too. While some people are born stupid, many are stupid because they just don't want to be otherwise.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » December 19, 2003, 9:28 pm

Spankes wrote:
Don Quixote is a middle-aged man from La Mancha who is obsessed with books on chivalry and decides to become a knight. He builds a not so sturdy helmet, polishes an extremely old suit of armor, meets a peasant named Sancho Panza and convinces him to be his squire, and then he is off to right all the wrongs in the world in the name of his lady-love, Dulcinea.

I thought he rode a donkey, and I remember some windmills
that was a pwn cartoon.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 20, 2003, 10:46 am

Canelek wrote:I heard that the actual quality of McDonalds beef isn't all that bad in and of itself--it is just that the beef is from retired dairy cattle...strange... of course, when any food is cooked in that congealed grease mess that most fast food establishments use...well, let's just say fried or "flame broiled", it all comes out tasting like...fast food...blech.

I seriously doubt they have time to wait for dairy cattle to age out..

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 20, 2003, 12:01 pm

Yeah, most college cafeterias serve beef that is of such poor quality that it's illegal in restaurants, including fast food. Don't ever eat the beef.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 20, 2003, 3:45 pm

I think McDonald's probably goes through the entire dairy industry's worth in beef on a weekly basis.

Asheran Mojomaster · December 21, 2003, 4:07 am

The beef at my school is gritty, has grey spots all over it, and tastes like a steaming pile of shit. People actually eat it too...its sickening. It seriously should be illegal to serve meat like that anywhere, ESPECIALLY in schools. I mean, wtf, I wouldnt mind paying a few extra bucks a day if I could get some Pizza Hut or something for lunch.