The Sims Online -- Brothels?

noel · Post by **noel** » December 9, 2003, 5:56 pm

Just saw this interview, and I'm laughing my ass off. There are some seriously fucked up people playing MMOGs. Language is kind of graphic, and probably NWS (no images though). I didn't even know people still played that game -- I don't see the draw. At any rate, apparently this person was an in-game madame. This is pretty fucked up...

http://www.alphavilleherald.com/archives/000049.html

Edit: Jesus, my head hurts.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » December 9, 2003, 6:00 pm

Shouldn't this post be in the video games forum?

noel · Post by **noel** » December 9, 2003, 6:06 pm

I would have posted it there, but it's more of a social issue than a game issue. The story is really about a freak, not about the game itself.

Post by **pyrella** » December 9, 2003, 6:07 pm

Evangeline: yes....i never was a skill person. i needed money. why skill when you can suck dick to keep food on the plate

Yes, why indeed?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 9, 2003, 6:11 pm

Evangeline: did you know i was the first bitch kobe cheated on his wife with?
Urizenus: I think I read that
Evangeline: But Ms van is ahead of the game..i reppin MIA MIAMI
Evangeline: busta got his Ryhmes when i made it clap

HAHAHA

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 9, 2003, 6:14 pm

What the hell? rofl.

I'm tempted to buy into this to just see how an online "living" game actually works, comapred to the competition of EQ, where you ally for a cuase.. and usually not to give head.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 9, 2003, 7:11 pm

I'm so tempted to off myself right now out of lack of faith in humanity.

Letania · Post by **Letania** » December 9, 2003, 8:17 pm

Akaran_D wrote:What the hell? rofl.

I'm tempted to buy into this to just see how an online "living" game actually works, comapred to the competition of EQ, where you ally for a cuase.. and usually not to give head.

Usually...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 9, 2003, 8:55 pm

Quiet you ><

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » December 9, 2003, 9:01 pm

pyrella wrote:
Evangeline: yes....i never was a skill person. i needed money. why skill when you can suck dick to keep food on the plate

Yes, why indeed?

Reminds me of the Bog Saget quote "I sucked dick for coke!"

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » December 9, 2003, 9:45 pm

Very sad and I have lost all hope I have for the fate of humanity if this is a valid representation of the next generation.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 9, 2003, 10:32 pm

I know of a certain "innocent" that named a building basically something like a brothel but not in such an explicit term. She finally figured it out when everyone kept coming there to cyber, hehe.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » December 9, 2003, 11:35 pm

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:
pyrella wrote:
Evangeline: yes....i never was a skill person. i needed money. why skill when you can suck dick to keep food on the plate

Yes, why indeed?
Reminds me of the Bog Saget quote "I sucked dick for coke!"

Comedy Central butchered the line
"I sucked feet for coke once, have you ever sucked feet for weed?"

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » December 10, 2003, 1:32 am

Dregor Thule wrote:I'm so tempted to off myself right now out of lack of faith in humanity.

Dregor's sig is the best!!!!!!!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 10, 2003, 11:07 am

Laliana wrote:Shouldn't this post be in the video games forum?

Shouldn't your post be in the bitches and whine forum?

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » December 10, 2003, 3:08 pm

Kylere wrote:
Laliana wrote:Shouldn't this post be in the video games forum?
Shouldn't your post be in the bitches and whine forum?

That's pretty funny coming from you.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 10, 2003, 4:33 pm

I wish your skill at logic was as high as your skill at picking emoticons

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » December 10, 2003, 4:35 pm

Kylere wrote:I wish your skill at logic was as high as your skill at picking emoticons

Neither could compare to your skill at being interesting.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » December 10, 2003, 7:16 pm

This brings back memories of Dakamura, the “pregnant 15 year old" kylere had a hardon for

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » December 10, 2003, 7:33 pm

Guess we know what game Leelee has been playing.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » December 11, 2003, 1:07 pm

Kylere wrote:
Laliana wrote:Shouldn't this post be in the video games forum?
Shouldn't your post be in the bitches and whine forum?

Shouldnt your post be in the Retard thread?

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 11, 2003, 1:59 pm

Xzion wrote:This brings back memories of Dakamura, the “pregnant 15 year old" kylere had a hardon for

Umm excuse me?

Just because we had people dumb enough to fall for that shit even to the point of sending the stupid fucker money, and it pissed me off we let his dumb ass stay in CT, does not mean I had any interest in it.

Hell that was one of the deep dark secrets of CT, now everyone can know.

We had a paladin pretend to be a pregnant teen female to extract money from dumb teenage males in the guild. I protested when it was all found out, and was told we were keeping the con artist because they came to a lot of raids.

Made me sick of my guild and my officers when they made that choice. Now how it relates to anything in the threa is beyond me, but since Xzion brought it up may as well cover it.

Of course such things pale next to what happened in some other guilds, so if we want to we can dicuss the rape that occured at a Fan Faire by a guild leader on a guild member. But I promised I would not tell anyone how you were fucked in the ass Xzion, I am sorry you had to experience such a thing, but that was before you were in CT.

cid · Post by **cid** » December 11, 2003, 2:10 pm

Kylere wrote:
Xzion wrote:This brings back memories of Dakamura, the “pregnant 15 year old" kylere had a hardon for
Of course such things pale next to what happened in some other guilds, so if we want to we can dicuss the rape that occured at a Fan Faire by a guild leader on a guild member. But I promised I would not tell anyone how you were fucked in the ass Xzion, I am sorry you had to experience such a thing, but that was before you were in CT.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 11, 2003, 2:13 pm

shouldnt that be in the bitches and whine forum kylere?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » December 11, 2003, 3:33 pm

"Of course such things pale next to what happened in some other guilds, so if we want to we can dicuss the rape that occured at a Fan Faire by a guild leader on a guild member."

Umm I knew Pils was in CT but I didnt know you were the Guildleader!

noel · Post by **noel** » December 11, 2003, 3:54 pm

Cartalas wrote:"Of course such things pale next to what happened in some other guilds, so if we want to we can dicuss the rape that occured at a Fan Faire by a guild leader on a guild member."

Umm I knew Pils was in CT but I didnt know you were the Guildleader!

Comedy gold.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 11, 2003, 4:23 pm

Kylere's exploits on the dating circuit have inspired legions of copycats, many of whom, like this author, have garnered a great deal of bootay using the line, "Did you know i'm the guild leader of Celestial Tomb?"

Dakamura_CT · Post by **Dakamura_CT** » December 11, 2003, 9:08 pm

Hahaha... oh my, the drama!

noel · Post by **noel** » December 11, 2003, 9:11 pm

Dakamura_CT wrote:Hahaha... oh my, the drama!

You're a jackass.

And no, I'm not welcoming you to the site.

Dakamura_CT · Post by **Dakamura_CT** » December 11, 2003, 9:36 pm

I had to get my laughs in on this clownfest. Oh man, Kylere had a hard-on for me? Hahaha, seriously, I am dying here. Keep the sideshow rolling folks.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 11, 2003, 9:46 pm

noel · Post by **noel** » December 11, 2003, 9:53 pm

Dakamura_CT wrote:I had to get my laughs in on this clownfest. Oh man, Kylere had a hard-on for me? Hahaha, seriously, I am dying here. Keep the sideshow rolling folks.

First of all, I'd be dubious about taking anything Xzion takes at face value.

Second... you are the sideshow.

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » December 11, 2003, 9:59 pm

Well you might want to take Xzion seriously this time

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 11, 2003, 10:23 pm

To fill in the rest of the population. Dakamura was the loser that posed as a 14 year old girl and then claimed to be pregnant needing money for the abortion. Fucked with several people in CT.

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » December 12, 2003, 12:00 am

I'm fuzzy here.

Was Dakamura that asshat female dwarf? I have vague recollections of attempting to lead a teen-level Dakamura (decked out in bronze armour?) from Freeport to Unrest, since I had little better to do. I think that was one of the most aggravating experiences of my time playing EQ.

I dunno. There's a chance I may have the wrong person, though.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 12, 2003, 3:15 pm

Yeah, that's correct Arundel.

I wish I hadn't quit before this situation. It's the first I've heard of it. Seems like CT stayed interesting for awhile.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » December 12, 2003, 4:05 pm

It was annoying as hell, we were going to raid, we needed a Paladin for their worthwhile buff, and druids for transport, but it appears Daka liked to rope in the druids worst of all so they were all offline and whining. It really sucked, we had drama flowing from every corner, and the utterly inept and painfully dumbass decision was made by guild leadership to let the loser stay in the guild.

You know what, it still pisses me off that we let someone victimize members of the guild and stay in the guild. Especially when one of the druids they victimized was a decent human being who had been a long time guild member. My only hard on for that player was hoping that a fucking mack truck would hit the ignorant fucker, as a matter of fact, I would still celebrate the horribly painful death of that individual. Daka is a criminal and I have zero pity for criminals.

Christ, I just wanted phat lewt and had to hear about all this bullshit for weeks. It was the only time I ever truly wished that I had gone a different route in game, and chosen another guild.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 13, 2003, 3:58 am

Kylere wrote:
You know what, it still pisses me off that we let someone victimize members of the guild and stay in the guild.

I believe the penalty was no loot for a month...problem with that was Daka had already whored enough loot in the previous month that he'd be minus eleventybillion points if CT used a DKP sysem back then. Daka ended up being awarded more loot even before the 30 days was over so obviously the officers cared less. Point is Daka didnt deserve any loot for several months so basically got off scott free.

So the penalty in CT for faking being a 14 year old pregnant girl and trying to get real money from guild members for an abortion = about 3 weeks of no loot after being showered with loot the previous months.

An immediate foot to ass solution should have been applied to the situation.

Dakamura_CT · Post by **Dakamura_CT** » December 13, 2003, 4:07 pm

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » December 13, 2003, 4:26 pm

Anyone dumb enough to believe even half they hear online to be true, deserves to have their money taken. Dakamura may have done something completely assholic, but the people sending this random slutty 15 year old girl who they have not met nor have seen (Girls Gone Wild pictures = reel 15 year old gurl!) deserved to lose money if they believed that bullshit story. They would have been better off sending em a clothes hanger anyway, its re-useable.

Good times Daka, good times!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » December 13, 2003, 6:27 pm

I dont think that druid or anyone actually sent her money, but they were about to until the truth was revealed, but did she really get anyones money?
If so that would have been bigger bullshit then anyone who has been kicked out of CT has done, but i doubt it went that far...at least that i know of

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 13, 2003, 6:38 pm

Nilaman wrote:They would have been better off sending em a clothes hanger anyway, its re-useable.

You got some issues.

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » December 13, 2003, 6:53 pm

Nilaman wrote:Anyone dumb enough to believe even half they hear online to be true, deserves to have their money taken.

I'm not so sure that anybody who goes out of their way to to be charitable to somebody they scarcely know really deserves to be fucked over. I mean, carry that train of thought out to its logical conclusion and see just how callous and silly it sounds. Were they being naïve? Sure. It's naïve to send financial aid anywhere without knowing precisely where it's going and what it's being used for, but it's not a crime.

Fraud, on the other hand, if proven - is.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » December 14, 2003, 1:23 am

It is the same thing as giving "bums" on the street money. Who the hell knows where it is really going or if they really need it. There are many who make quite a profit off leaching money from people. I am not saying people should not try to help out other people, but at least with the bum on the street you visually see them. It is a real thing right in front of you. But just reading text...well it is not the same. Cry me a river, please, then drown yourself in it.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 14, 2003, 7:16 pm

Nilaman wrote:It is the same thing as giving "bums" on the street money. Who the hell knows where it is really going or if they really need it. There are many who make quite a profit off leaching money from people. I am not saying people should not try to help out other people, but at least with the bum on the street you visually see them. It is a real thing right in front of you. But just reading text...well it is not the same. Cry me a river, please, then drown yourself in it.

I've got to step in and call you a fucking idiot Nilaman. Daka should have been booted immediately. The fact that you think losers trying to take money from your guildmembers is a hoot tells me you'd take joy in fucking your mother. They are directly connected. I don't dislike you but I wouldn't mind seeing you accidentlly swallow your tongue after OD'ing on a belly full of Daka's cum.

Merry Christmas

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » December 14, 2003, 8:42 pm

Winnow, remove your head from your ass and read what I said again. I never said Daka should not have been booted. I would not think twice about booting anyone who pulled shit like that.

I did not say I thought it was a hoot either. It is horrible to do things like that. But there are people out there that do such a thing. They continue to do it because other people believe their sob stories and try to help out. Once the person who tried to help out learns he/she was lied to then they bitch and moan. There is no reason to complain about getting fucked over if you did it to yourself.

Were you not a guildee at the time this happened? Why the hell did you not do anything about it? waaah waaah

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 14, 2003, 9:28 pm

Nilaman wrote: Were you not a guildee at the time this happened? Why the hell did you not do anything about it? waaah waaah

Yep. I made tons of posts on our leaderboard at the time saying Daka should be booted. On a non EQ level, it was pathetic to see the indifference expressed by our officers.

I don't really care what people do online with each other but intentionally deceiving your own guildmates for money doesn't fly with me in any situation. It wasn't just guys and some cyber fetish. A female or two were duped as well.

I don't think Daka needed to be ass reamed with a toilet scrubber but being removed from the guild was a no brainer.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » December 15, 2003, 11:55 am

The only reason Dakamura got loot was because

A) He/she was a paladin

B) Mobs in ToV only drop Paladin, SK, Monk loots

C) He/she showed up every raid

D) He/she was at raids no matter what kind of loot the mob dropped

To be honest, although I find it quite deplorable to be that low to lie in any respect to your gaming family, he/she was not a loot whore. I would have rather had 30 more Dakamuras than the rest of the loot whoring fucks that only showed up for mobs that dropped their flavor of candy. He/she did not ask for cash from what I remember....it was offered by the members who bought into it.

For the record, I don't remember Kylere giving 2 shits one way or the other seeing as how he fucking lived in Ohio and was not driving anywhere to meet someone who claimed to be a 16 year old female. There are plenty of bar sluts in Cincinnati that he could have dragged home and gotten a penicillin shot later.

I was not an officer at the time, but I would not have voted to boot him/her out either. Plenty of mangina on the server has played the same game...and it really should not matter what sex the player is. If you horny fucks couldn't control yourselves to the point that it interfered with the way you thought of someone, then you should go get some whores or therapy.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » December 15, 2003, 12:04 pm

"There are plenty of bar sluts in Cincinnati that he could have dragged home and gotten a penicillin shot later."

Hence the Love affair of Pils and Kylere began

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 15, 2003, 2:11 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:
I was not an officer at the time, but I would not have voted to boot him/her out either. Plenty of mangina on the server has played the same game...and it really should not matter what sex the player is. If you horny fucks couldn't control yourselves to the point that it interfered with the way you thought of someone, then you should go get some whores or therapy.

It wasn't the mangina or cyberwhoring that was the issue. Daka could have a shit fetish for all I care and roleplay a transvestite. It's an online roleplaying game after all. The point was trying to take money from guildmates. That's an easy boot out the door decision for me.