Mayonnaise is Apparently Worth Killing For!

noel · Post by **noel** » December 5, 2003, 10:09 pm

Woman attempts murder for lack of mayo on her burger:
http://www.click2houston.com/news/2683306/detail.html

Fucking Texans are ruthless.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » December 5, 2003, 10:54 pm

Heaven forbid someone forget a pickle.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » December 5, 2003, 10:59 pm

I hate it when they screw up my order, but running someone over for it, well I don't think I'd go that far.. I wouldn't want to dent my car.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 6, 2003, 10:52 am

wtf was a Texan putting mayo on her burger for in the first place?

miir · Post by **miir** » December 6, 2003, 7:18 pm

Boogahz wrote:wtf was a Texan putting mayo on her burger for in the first place?

She's probably not Texan.... If she was, she would have shot the burgerjockey instead of trying to run him over.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » December 7, 2003, 5:53 am

This lady should have been put to death. People like that simply need to die.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 7, 2003, 1:04 pm

miir wrote:
Boogahz wrote:wtf was a Texan putting mayo on her burger for in the first place?
She's probably not Texan.... If she was, she would have shot the burgerjockey instead of trying to run him over.

Only if it were her husband or a homeless guy....

But seriously, most true Texans don't get Mayo on their burgers.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » December 7, 2003, 2:36 pm

She is one of the most nasty looking things ive seen in my life.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » December 7, 2003, 2:46 pm

At least those drive through people will be a little more attentive to the rest of us now.

-=Lohrno

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 7, 2003, 6:26 pm

Personally I think I would have been tempted to go inside and mash the manager's face against the pseudo-grills they use and then pour what remains in the grease tray that the fries are in over his head.

Then again, I guess I would have to eat him to make that newsworthy since I didn't run him over in the first place.

Drive thru service scares me...by the time you have a chance to check your food, you are no longer anywhere near the place it was "birthed" from.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » December 8, 2003, 1:23 am

Boogahz wrote: Drive thru service scares me...by the time you have a chance to check your food, you are no longer anywhere near the place it was "birthed" from.

Yeah, theres one Jack-in-the-box around here that has screwed up my order like 80% of the time or so. I think one time they got it right...

-=Lohrno

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » December 8, 2003, 6:30 pm

Mistake 1:

McDonalds is the worst tasting food ever!!!

Mistake 2:

Mayo on a McDonald's cheesebuger? If i was going to eat one of these vile things I wouldn't want mayo...espically McDonald's mayo

Mistake 3:

Running over someone who is just doing there job is just wrong. I'm glad they through the book at this POS.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 8, 2003, 6:40 pm

Raist, that's the worker, not the attempted murderer. Sorry if you already knew that.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » December 8, 2003, 6:47 pm

mayo on a mcdonalds cheese burger is actually pretty good.

not worth killing over it though.

now if if it was bbq sauce and she didn't get it she probably would have gotten aquitted for running the bitch over in texas. I've never seen a group of people so single mindedly obsessed with grilling dead animals and the condiments associated with such an activity. but then I guess there is nothing else to do in texas besides that and maybe wiping sand out of your ass crack and coming up with new ways to kill minorities and gays.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » December 8, 2003, 7:01 pm

kyoukan wrote:now if if it was bbq sauce and she didn't get it she probably would have gotten aquitted for running the bitch over in texas. I've never seen a group of people so single mindedly obsessed with grilling dead animals and the condiments associated with such an activity. but then I guess there is nothing else to do in texas besides that and maybe wiping sand out of your ass crack and coming up with new ways to kill minorities and gays.

I've heard that 90% of all their gun-related fatalaties stem from mustard-based vs. ketchup-based arguments.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 8, 2003, 7:43 pm

kyoukan wrote:mayo on a mcdonalds cheese burger is actually pretty good.

not worth killing over it though.

now if if it was bbq sauce and she didn't get it she probably would have gotten aquitted for running the bitch over in texas. I've never seen a group of people so single mindedly obsessed with grilling dead animals and the condiments associated with such an activity. but then I guess there is nothing else to do in texas besides that and maybe wiping sand out of your ass crack and coming up with new ways to kill minorities and gays.

Wow, such ignorance. We don't put BBQ sauce on burgers, we also don't normally have Mayo on them either. That's why I first mentioned the no mayo bit in the first place. Also, we don't all own a horse. Many have not even been on a horse. There are Tumbleweeds, but only in a certain section of the state. Texas has everything from Swamp to Desert if you search. Oh, and if you didn't notice the person that DID the killing was a minority if you would call it that. I look at a person as a person unlike most people, but with my background I tend to be a little more open-minded than most.

Personally, I just wonder why the Manager went outside where she was. I would have made her get up and come inside to whine about the wrong items on the burgers.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » December 9, 2003, 1:20 am

Texas is like the middle east with BBQ's

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 9, 2003, 2:49 am

Mayo? Not worth killing over. Now.. Miracle Whip on the other hand..

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » December 9, 2003, 3:29 am

I've heard that 90% of all their gun-related fatalaties stem from mustard-based vs. ketchup-based arguments.

Ketchup-based versus vinegar-based, fool !

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 9, 2003, 4:24 am

Texas knows jack shit about real BBQ. Fucking mayo?? Good goddamn Pete.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » December 9, 2003, 7:30 am

Ketchup is vinegar based though...

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » December 9, 2003, 8:32 am

Just browsing the Local And Regional Headlines on that page makes me very glad I do not live in houston.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 9, 2003, 10:05 am

Canelek wrote:Texas knows jack shit about real BBQ. Fucking mayo?? Good goddamn Pete.

Guess you don't know Texas BBQ then. None of that sweet shit I got when I was in the Eugene area. The "mayo talk" is about a McDonald's Hamburger which the woman will probably use to sue the franchise for her weight gain as well.

Burke · Post by **Burke** » December 9, 2003, 5:49 pm

Waynetta, heh, daddy must have wanted a boy.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » December 9, 2003, 11:11 pm

That or she "was" a boy....