Things/Jokes on the internet that just wont go away!

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Things/Jokes on the internet that just wont go away!

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You know your friend that recently got the internet for the first time. The one that just got his email address and forwards you the same jokes that you have seen OVER and OVER and OVER!!!

I was just curious to which internet jokes you find annoying as hell and just want to get rid of them?

My list

1 . The picture of the cat in the window with a sniper gun. It does not matter what catch phrase is at the bottom of the picture ; it's no longer funny!

2. The cat with a gun pointed to him when he is on the window seal and his paws look like he has his hands up a la criminal.

3. The mp3 or wav of the word Fuck. FUCK I hate that one. It was great the first 7 million times I heard it. The 7 million and 1 isnt.

4. The mp3 or wav file of Donal Duck getting a blowjob. Kinda funny the first time.

5. The stare at this picture. What is wrong with it? ARRGGGH!! scary face pops up. You shit your pants. hahaha it was good now lets move on. Variations of the picture does not make it any different or funnier.

6. Any fucking chain letter where if you do not forward it you'll die and rot in hell. That or if you are my friend send this email to 10 other friends shit!

7. Halloween, Christmas (fuck those annoying emails are coming soon), easter and other holiday pictures that you've seen 1000 times. (easter, bunny with ears biteoff saying What?) (Christmas - you know you have been bad when *santa shitting down your chimney*) ... you know.. those now unoriginal jokes. Those fucking annoy me.

8. Osama Bin Laden, Suddam , george bush - face cut and paste (horribly done) Those are boring and lame and annoying.

9. That old wav / mp3 file of Barney singing his I Love You song followed by gunshot and a little kid voice saying "Shut the fuck up" was funny at one point. Now it's not. Let it die.

10. The lame "How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up." , "You are gay (followed by gay picture). Those are starting to be lame rather then funny.


I'll post more as I think of them. So which ones bother you to no fucking end when you hear/see them?

.... and yes we know some of you will do by purpose to go find those images and post them on this thread. But if that's as original as you can get. Then by all means .. go nuts!
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Dups as in Poops.

Always funny, never gets old.
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Seebs wrote:Dups as in Poops.

Always funny, never gets old.
There's always exceptions :)
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Dups. wrote:
Seebs wrote:Dups as in Poops.

Always funny, never gets old.
There's always exceptions :)
Still funny.
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the movie clip where the latino woman is taking it from behind from a horse, then turns around and takes the load in her face. Man, if I had a nickel for everytime I got that....
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Skogen wrote:the movie clip where the latino woman is taking it from behind from a horse, then turns around and takes the load in her face. Man, if I had a nickel for everytime I got that....
I don't think home movies count.
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Ramius teh win!
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triumph the dog
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Fuck that, Triumph is good shit. Conan O'brien is great.
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http://www.webpagecreations.net/Pah/kitty.jpg

This damn thing seems to get arround a hell of a lot as well.
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Dups. wrote:2. The cat with a gun pointed to him when he is on the window seal and his paws look like he has his hands up a la criminal.
What about variations?

Image

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Ramius wrote:http://www.webpagecreations.net/Pah/kitty.jpg

This damn thing seems to get arround a hell of a lot as well.
Strangely, I've never gotten that one in my email.
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Triumph the Insult Dog just came out with an album btw.

There's a video that gets play on MTV.
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