Police Search Michael Jackson's Ranch

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 18, 2003, 4:10 pm

Let's play a game of What will they find?

LOS OLIVOS, Calif. - Investigators conducting a criminal probe swarmed Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch on Tuesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The purpose of the search was not disclosed.

Jackson and his three young children were not at the ranch at the time of the raid, his spokesman, Stuart Backerman, told The Associated Press. He said that for three weeks Jackson and his family have been in Las Vegas, where Jackson was filming a video.

Backerman declined further comment, saying he still lacked detailed information about the purpose of the investigation.

More than 20 investigators from the Santa Barbara County sheriff's and district attorney's offices served a warrant about 8:30 a.m. as part of an "ongoing criminal investigation," Sgt. Chris Pappas said in a prepared
statement.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » November 18, 2003, 4:12 pm

KY & a game of Twister.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 18, 2003, 4:19 pm

Michaels collection of prosthetic faces!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » November 18, 2003, 4:22 pm

i'll take kiddie porn for $200 alex

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » November 18, 2003, 4:22 pm

Tons upon tons of baby-over-the-balcony t-shirts

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 18, 2003, 4:25 pm

They are looking for his last Hit.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » November 18, 2003, 4:49 pm

Looking for the sign that says
"You must be this tall to ride Micheal"

noel · Post by **noel** » November 18, 2003, 5:44 pm

A bit more info on MSNBC http://www.msnbc.com/news/995113.asp?0cv=CB10 :

“DOZENS” OF UNIFORMED deputies arrived at the pop star’s ranch outside Santa Barbara and served the warrant at approximately noon ET, according to Court TV. The cable channel also reported that the search was being executed under the direction of Santa Barbara County District Attorney Tom Sneddon based on allegations of sexual abuse brought by a 12-year-old Los Angeles boy.
Jackson and his three young children were not at the ranch at the time, said his spokesman, Stuart Backerman. They have been in Las Vegas, where Jackson is making a video, he said.
Backerman declined further comment, saying he lacked detailed information about the purpose of the investigation.
A “convoy” of law enforcement vehicles, including a forensic evidence collection vehicle and an ambulance passed through the gates at Neverland, which is located in the Santa Ynez Valley outside of Santa Barbara. The ambulance left the scene shortly afterward.
A Court TV reporter said a portable toilet was brought to the scene, indicating perhaps that law enforcement officers will be there “for quite some time.”

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » November 18, 2003, 7:09 pm

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

He read an ad that said "little boys' underwear 1/2 off"

Mort · Post by **Mort** » November 18, 2003, 7:30 pm

heh, Neverland is 20 mins from my house... small world eh? Guess now is not a good time to go check it out, he has a mean security force at that place. Heard many a stories about friends trying to get into there, alas... none succeded as of yet.

Roadtrip anyone?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » November 18, 2003, 7:36 pm

Chimpanzee security forces?

Ramius · Post by **Ramius** » November 18, 2003, 7:49 pm

There looking for Michael. Word has it the current pasty looking Michael Jackson is really an imposter placed by "The Man" to undermine the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D.

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » November 19, 2003, 1:47 pm

Arrest warrant issued for Michael Jackson

http://msnbc.com/news/995113.asp?0cv=CB10

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 19, 2003, 1:59 pm

Vetiria wrote:Arrest warrant issued for Michael Jackson

http://msnbc.com/news/995113.asp?0cv=CB10

He'll just beat it...beat it...beat it beat it beat it...woo!

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 19, 2003, 2:00 pm

lol. Just don't let him flee the country like last time.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 19, 2003, 2:03 pm

The Catholic church should make him an honorary Bishop!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » November 19, 2003, 2:16 pm

He'll just beat it...beat it...beat it beat it beat it...woo!

Maybe that's what he should have been doing instead. . .

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 19, 2003, 2:33 pm

Just another example of the white man trying to hold the black man down!

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » November 19, 2003, 2:37 pm

I'm not positive, but if thats Tom Cruise from Vanila Sky I about died laughing when he was in his meeting with his doctors and he flips out about them describing the mask. I liked that movie... Penelope Cruz-Cruise is so hot.

Yeah, that had nothing to do with Michael Jackason.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » November 19, 2003, 2:51 pm

how did you manage to squeeze in Tom Cruise here? I'm missing something?

well, anyway, so they had to find SOMETHING to issue a warrant for his arrest

A smoooooth criminal tee hee, woo!

Post by **Sylvus** » November 19, 2003, 3:28 pm

Ennia wrote:how did you manage to squeeze in Tom Cruise here? I'm missing something?

Winnow wrote:Michaels collection of prosthetic faces!

That pic is Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 19, 2003, 3:40 pm

Now that Michael Jackson has no nose at all, he's fiercley jealous of Tom Cruises huge schnoz.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » November 19, 2003, 4:02 pm

I first read Winnow's post as him saying schooner instead of schnoz. Ofcourse, I can't spell schooner either so guess that makes sense.

HA HA you DUMB bastard, a schooner isn't a sail boat.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 19, 2003, 4:06 pm

Want to know the difference between whatever is about to happen to Michael Jackson and justice?

He will probably get off regardless of guilt or innocence and no one is going to arrest and beat the living fuck out of any set or parent who allowed their child near a person who bought off the last people to accuse him of the same crime.

Lock him up and put the parents in the next cell

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 19, 2003, 4:18 pm

Kylere wrote:Want to know the difference between whatever is about to happen to Michael Jackson and justice?

He will probably get off regardless of guilt or innocence and no one is going to arrest and beat the living fuck out of any set or parent who allowed their child near a person who bought off the last people to accuse him of the same crime.

Lock him up and put the parents in the next cell

this whole thing reminds me of you and Pills!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 19, 2003, 8:45 pm

Psyloche wrote:I first read Winnow's post as him saying schooner instead of schnoz. Ofcourse, I can't spell schooner either so guess that makes sense.

HA HA you DUMB bastard, a schooner isn't a sail boat.

Ha ha ha you dumb bastard! It's not a schooner ... It's a sailboat!

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 19, 2003, 11:36 pm

"Oh oh I was molested by Michael Jackson too!! Now I get to make thousands off interviews and a book I wrote titled "Michael Jackson Jacked Me Off".

None of this crap even needs to be true and it completely destroys MJ and either way and the people charging him can make loads of cash off it because of the pigions they call media.

If it is proven that he has actually touched a child in a sexual manner, then he deserves, like any person who's been convicted with that crime to be punished.

There's more people to punish for this shit. How about the hounds they call media, they should be punished even harsher. How the fuck is this guy supposed grow up to live normally when from his childhood he's not been able to go anywhere without being hounded by fucking media(more than any celebrity, ever, btw). He's been fucking tortured and deprived of any social interaction with people his own age since the days of Jackson Five. He is still a child inside, no matter his age. He has never had the opportunity to have a normal life.

Every fucking child star grows up to be a crack addict, molester, wife-beater, or sociopathic lunatic. This is nothing new. But the media never gets blamed for anything.

They need to round up 100 or so paparazzi that have been torturing him for decades, and shoot them in the fucking head. Then they need to continue hunting down and punishing paparazzi around the world, to end this crap.

Fuck the media.

Jarori Bloodletter · November 20, 2003, 3:25 am

Keverian FireCry wrote:"Oh oh I was molested by Michael Jackson too!! Now I get to make thousands off interviews and a book I wrote titled "Michael Jackson Jacked Me Off".

None of this crap even needs to be true and it completely destroys MJ and either way and the people charging him can make loads of cash off it because of the pigions they call media.

If it is proven that he has actually touched a child in a sexual manner, then he deserves, like any person who's been convicted with that crime to be punished.

There's more people to punish for this shit. How about the hounds they call media, they should be punished even harsher. How the fuck is this guy supposed grow up to live normally when from his childhood he's not been able to go anywhere without being hounded by fucking media(more than any celebrity, ever, btw). He's been fucking tortured and deprived of any social interaction with people his own age since the days of Jackson Five. He is still a child inside, no matter his age. He has never had the opportunity to have a normal life.

Every fucking child star grows up to be a crack addict, molester, wife-beater, or sociopathic lunatic. This is nothing new. But the media never gets blamed for anything.

They need to round up 100 or so paparazzi that have been torturing him for decades, and shoot them in the fucking head. Then they need to continue hunting down and punishing paparazzi around the world, to end this crap.

Fuck the media.

I TOTally agree..

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » November 20, 2003, 6:27 am

How the fuck is this guy supposed grow up to live normally when from his childhood he's not been able to go anywhere without being hounded by fucking media(more than any celebrity, ever, btw). He's been fucking tortured and deprived of any social interaction with people his own age since the days of Jackson Five. He is still a child inside, no matter his age. He has never had the opportunity to have a normal life

Bullshit, Kev

"OMG TEH MEDIA" isn't allegedly molesting children. Nor having psychotic amounts of cosmetic surgery. Look at Jackson's childhood and you'll see whay he's fucked up: Crazy father, fame too early due to this, abuse (Joe Jackson admits to whipping Michael with a belt because hitting him with your hands is "wrong", and Michael still vomits from fear every time he has to meet his father). The media are interested because he's famous and a complete nutball, not vice versa.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » November 20, 2003, 9:21 am

details are released

Fox News wrote:The 12-year-old boy at the center of the Michael Jackson child molestation scandal may have confessed to his psychiatrist that the pop singer plied him with wine and sleeping pills when he allegedly molested him, according to sources.

According to sources, the boy who made the allegations was a cancer patient whose "last wish" was to meet Jackson at a time that his friends and family feared his illness was worsening.

Jackson paid the family’s medical bills and assisted them financially, even buying them a car and, according to sources, possibly a new house. When the boy’s condition improved, according to a family friend, Jackson brought him to his Neverland Valley Ranch. That is when the alleged inappropriate contact between them is thought to have occurred.

At some point last spring, the boy's schoolmates — apparently aware of his relationship with Jackson — began taunting him in public. In one case, an incident of harassment is said to have occurred at a gas station, prompting the boy’s mother to seek legal advice. The lawyer she met with advised sending the boy to a psychologist. According to my source, the psychologist had enough concerns to report his conversation to the police.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 20, 2003, 10:36 am

For the people defending him, what person other than a child molester would build a carnival on their front porch? And have kids sleep in their bed? And have a monkey as a best friend?

The prosecution rests.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 20, 2003, 12:24 pm

Well Krimson, I'd love to have rides and shit in the back yard, and what is cooler than a monkey? I'd never molest any kids though. The one doesn't necessarily imply the other.

That said, I still think MJ is a child molestor.

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » November 20, 2003, 12:30 pm

Sylvus wrote:what is cooler than a monkey?

Having your own Mini-Me is cooler than having a monkey.

Rides would get old after a few weeks; the excitement and novelty of it would wear off fast.

p.s. MJ = Michael Jordan.... Please avoid sacriledge, but I agree that Jackson probably is a child molestor.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 20, 2003, 12:40 pm

if chewbaca lives on endore you must aquit

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » November 20, 2003, 2:50 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Kylere wrote:Want to know the difference between whatever is about to happen to Michael Jackson and justice?

He will probably get off regardless of guilt or innocence and no one is going to arrest and beat the living fuck out of any set or parent who allowed their child near a person who bought off the last people to accuse him of the same crime.

Lock him up and put the parents in the next cell
this whole thing reminds me of you and Pills!

Let's see Micheal Jackson, Child Molestation, Jail....
It's relation to Pilsburry and Kylere =?
There is none you fucktard.

You shouldn't even be allowed to speak.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » November 20, 2003, 3:17 pm

i remember hearing one of the lawyers talk about what they had found in his home last time
was fishy as fuck, the dude was obviously talking about non nude pictures, of people that may or may not hvae been kids

and kept using shit like 'regardless of what they are, or are for, they should not be in the ...blah blah'

sounded like a politician was talking

i think hes an unusual as fuck guy, whose probably not right in the head, who made cool music over 15years ago, but a child molester, id have to see some proof other than money hungry lawyers on his ass

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » November 20, 2003, 3:22 pm

I heard something about a "secret room" full of pictures of boys, some allegedly naked. His little rub-on-out get-away, or some such thing.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 20, 2003, 3:29 pm

may have confessed to his psychiatrist

I'd believe just about anythig said of this looney, but that part makes me wonder if it's a load of crap in this case.

Shrinks have been starting shit by getting people to say what earns them more money for years. Most of it's turned out to be false.

Drewno · Post by **Drewno** » November 20, 2003, 4:28 pm

and it completely destroys MJ

No, actually - MJ Destroys MJ.

How could you possibly like or feel sympathy for that sick fuck?
He even puts Pils to shame...

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 20, 2003, 5:05 pm

Tanc, I know about the childhood he had and Im not saying that the media is the the only reason he's fucked up, but they have played a part in that. The media and paparazzi have made it so he can't go anywhere and do normal things, he has become a recluse. He lives in his ranch with his two kids and they rarely get to go anywhere, and when they do, they are hunted down and surrounded by fuckhead paparazzi. He can't grow up with a life like that, he can't go out and meet people his own age and just hang out and socialize. How can you grow out of your already fucked up life when you can't do normal things at all?

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 20, 2003, 5:12 pm

No, actually - MJ Destroys MJ.

How could you possibly like or feel sympathy for that sick fuck?
He even puts Pils to shame...

You don't know that he's a sick fuck, none of these charges have ever been proven. It could easily be that people are taking advantage of his naivety towards children(letting them sleep in his bed with him).

Get rich quick in a few easy steps

1. Send your kid to MJ's ranch to sleep over.
2. Tell your kid you will be rich and he can have all the games and toys he ever wants if he lies about being molested. Kids arent as innocent as they're perceived.
3. Hire a lawyer to create a case around your false charges.
4. MJ has hundreds of millions of dollars and will likely throw some at you just to get you off his ass to make you settle your case.
5. Settle for a couple million dollars. You are now rich.

Anyone who has charged him with this has settled for a couple million dollars. Frankly, If I really thought MJ molested my kids, I wouldn't fucking settle for money, I'd want some fucking justice. That's why I don't believe these cases.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » November 20, 2003, 5:17 pm

The mother talked to a lawyer who suggesting talking to a shrink for possible legal action...

The story lost all credibility for me right there. What lawyer isn't going to see a sky full of dollar signs when someone walks in with a child that's been anywhere within 20 miles of Michael Jackson? I'd bet a lot on the probability that the lawyer handpicked the pscyh to send the kid to.

"Make this kid think he was molested and we'll be buying multiple houses in the Hamptons.."

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » November 20, 2003, 5:35 pm

Keverian FireCry wrote:Get rich quick in a few easy steps

1. Send your kid to MJ's ranch to sleep over.
2. Tell your kid you will be rich and he can have all the games and toys he ever wants if he lies about being molested. Kids arent as innocent as they're perceived.
3. Hire a lawyer to create a case around your false charges.
4. MJ has hundreds of millions of dollars and will likely throw some at you just to get you off his ass to make you settle your case.
5. Settle for a couple million dollars. You are now rich.

Anyone who has charged him with this has settled for a couple million dollars. Frankly, If I really thought MJ molested my kids, I wouldn't fucking settle for money, I'd want some fucking justice. That's why I don't believe these cases.

The first kid's family had no need for the money. His family was already rich. They settled because of the emotional harm that could have come to the child.

There won't be a settlement this time.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » November 20, 2003, 5:45 pm

from the article linked in current events:

In a documentary broadcast on ABC earlier this year, Jackson said he had slept in a bed with many children. “When you say ‘bed,’ you’re thinking sexual,” he said in the interview. “It’s not sexual, we’re going to sleep. I tuck them in. ... It’s very charming, it’s very sweet.”

maybe i'm crazy, but there is NO FUCKING WAY that i would send my kid to never never land for a sleepover party, where my kid could quite possibly end up being spooned by michael jackson. sexual or not.

mj has had a messed up life, sure. but he's already been accused of child molestation in the past. guilty or not, why in the hell would he continue to have these sleepovers and share beds with children? that's just insane.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 20, 2003, 6:05 pm

He's on the lam now:

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » November 20, 2003, 6:11 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103659,00.html

Not anymore...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 20, 2003, 6:13 pm

The rides at Winnow Winnow Land are much better but it's an adult park!

Hee Hee's innocent until proven guilty but I wouldn't make a good juror as in this case, my psychic abilities tell me he's a freak and guilty as charged.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » November 20, 2003, 6:20 pm

Joke:

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne???

-acne waits til your 13 to come on your face

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 20, 2003, 6:21 pm

ouch.

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » November 20, 2003, 6:22 pm

Kev: the media didn't follow him around for the express reason of torturing him, they do it because if they put stories and pictures of him out there, the public pays big $$ for it. If people didnt pay money to read about what a freak he is, the media would have no reason to hound him.
WE DROVE HIM MAD! oh noz.
P.S.
Ron Howard = child star = normal. But he's a redhead and we pwn