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Toshira wrote: Shh, this is the guy who whips out his man-sausage at the Vegas FF to impress the ladies. He knows trash and idiocy.
Actually it was at the SF FF and only in front of 4-5 girls in a bathroom with the door closed. If you ever saw it you'd understand why ;) He should be in porn, and quite honestly, I show off his 'man-sausage' much more then he does.

As to his comment - to some of people you are considered trashy and an idiot. Obviously he is one of the people who think that way. My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo that she would cut it off, she also told me in a less threatening way, to never get one because they are considered trashy.

In my opinion, it depends a lot on what you get and where you get it.
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Being a trashy idiot myself, I have a solid black eastern dragon I designed myself on my calf. I've had it about 4 years, and never regretted it. Do I want more? Probably not. I love my mine though, and still love looking at it.
I would post the pic but I dont have site to host it on.
If you get one, just take care of it. Sun is the enemy of a tat.
And get a good artist, nothing is worse then a crappy tattoo, but if you are a trashy idiot, you probably wont notice.
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Thess wrote:
Toshira wrote: Shh, this is the guy who whips out his man-sausage at the Vegas FF to impress the ladies. He knows trash and idiocy.
Actually it was at the SF FF and only in front of 4-5 girls in a bathroom with the door closed. If you ever saw it you'd understand why ;) He should be in porn, and quite honestly, I show off his 'man-sausage' much more then he does.

As to his comment - to some of people you are considered trashy and an idiot. Obviously he is one of the people who think that way. My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo that she would cut it off, she also told me in a less threatening way, to never get one because they are considered trashy.

In my opinion, it depends a lot on what you get and where you get it.

rofl, yeah thanks for the advice but I think I'll take my etiquette lessons from someone who isn't dating a guy she thinks should be in porn that goes to vegas to flash women in a bathroom.

See? That's my point. Your boyfriend feels I am a few IQ points shy of being the next einstein because I have some ink on my arm, and I think he is a classless douchebag for flashing women in a restroom. Bottom line is, we all have our own tastes and morals. Why try to belittle someone because theirs are different than yours?
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Keverian FireCry wrote:
Karae wrote:Don't get a tattoo. They're trashy and label you as an idiot.
Wrong, however, you just labeled yourself as a judgmental prick. Not that thats any news to me.
Sure I am. Or maybe it's just my opinion that tattoos are trashy and for idiots. He did ask for opinions.
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Toshira wrote:
Keverian FireCry wrote:
Karae wrote:Don't get a tattoo. They're trashy and label you as an idiot.
Wrong, however, you just labeled yourself as a judgmental prick. Not that thats any news to me.
Shh, this is the guy who whips out his man-sausage at the Vegas FF to impress the ladies. He knows trash and idiocy.
I guess I'd be offended if I didn't know you were just jealous that nobody has ever asked to see your 'man-sausage' Mr. 4".
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Canelek wrote:There are good tattoos, there are bad ones... get what you want, or don't. It is for you, not for anyone else.

How about a big ol'

"FUCK JESUS" tat? That would be a winner at any AA meeting. :D
Would you consider a Denver Broncos tattoo a good one or a bad one? heh
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Karae wrote:
Canelek wrote:There are good tattoos, there are bad ones... get what you want, or don't. It is for you, not for anyone else.

How about a big ol'

"FUCK JESUS" tat? That would be a winner at any AA meeting. :D
Would you consider a Denver Broncos tattoo a good one or a bad one? heh
A good one, actually.
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Karae wrote:I guess I'd be offended if I didn't know you were just jealous that nobody has ever asked to see your 'man-sausage' Mr. 4".
Really, it's only 2" :(

But, after thousands spent on therapy and countless hours of lost sleep, I'm now able to admit that you're the better man.

It's sad, seeing this comeback come from you...I expected a bit more, as I've grown to respect your intellect over the years. Sadly, I know you're living in a haze though, which is probably blocking your ability to make actually witty reparte. The same haze that keeps you in a relationship with someone who you know will never, ever, be an intersesting intellectual partner for you.

But hey, at least she's rich, right?
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so i know this guy who tattoos man sausages..
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Where does he put these tattoos of man sausage?!~
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Karae wrote:
Canelek wrote:There are good tattoos, there are bad ones... get what you want, or don't. It is for you, not for anyone else.

How about a big ol'

"FUCK JESUS" tat? That would be a winner at any AA meeting. :D
Would you consider a Denver Broncos tattoo a good one or a bad one? heh
That would be an awsome tattoo! I miss Elway :cry:
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http://www.davexxx.com i think is the link to the newfoundland artist i might go to get my tat from
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When getting tattoos..do as others say and check out prior work by the artist and make sure it holds up over time.

Also, watch the person doing the inking and make sure they keep the fucken needle perpendicular to your skin. Do not let them 'angle' the colors in. It is a method of spreading less color over more area. In other words, it will fade and look shitty.

Mine is going on 8 years old and has barely faded in that time. Most people think it is still within one to two years old.

That's my only advice...that...and don't get the "teardrop" one under your eye...lots of criminals seem to have that one, and you don't want to be arrested all the time...
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i think tear drop tattoos are lame myself heh
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Post by Krimson Klaw »

When getting sausage toos, do you get a tat when erect or not? That affects the way the tat will show, yes? If you are gonna get a tat there, get a pool stick on the shaft, and a queue ball on the head. Better yet, get a tat of a tree, that way it can grow. :roll:
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im assuming you'd have to be erect
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Cock tat? Even in jest that sounds pretty goddamn painful! :shock:
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bump bump

i'm thinking of getting the eye of horis tattooed on my back now
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ah dude! :-&
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Jesus, look at that guy's hands!! Now I am not so sure that the tat is quite as fucked up! :oops:
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