Condom found in clam chowder

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 10, 2003, 4:01 pm

http://www.nbc4.tv/news/2623884/detail.html

On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom. "We said, 'Of course. You're chewing on a clam,'" said Paula Wild, one of her dining companions.

When she spit it out, Sultan, 48, said she discovered it was an unwrapped, rolled-up condom.

She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.

Check please...

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » November 10, 2003, 4:18 pm

Further proof why I never EVER send my food back. I'll tip like shit, write why on the back of the bill and move on. But the kind of crap like spitting probably happens all of the time and why I hold fast to my rule.

and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.

"My name issumcunt, and I've been an Over-Actor for 3 years now".

Post by **Sylvus** » November 10, 2003, 5:29 pm

If I was chewing on a condom that was out of its wrapper, unbeknownst to me, I'd be pretty fucking upset too.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 10, 2003, 5:37 pm

kind of brings a whole new meaning to the word man chowder

i'm here all week

noel · Post by **noel** » November 10, 2003, 5:37 pm

I agree. I mean... how do you even BEGIN to explain that?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » November 10, 2003, 6:08 pm

Fight Club wrote: INT. SERVICE ELEVATOR - NIGHT

Jack turns and WE PAN to Tyler, standing by a CART, with a giant SOUP TUREEN. His hands are at his open fly and he's in position to piss into the soap.

JACK
He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry.

TYLER
Do not watch. I cannot if you watch.

Tyler takes a glass of water and pours it.

Jack waits. The SOUND of a STREAM of LIQUID is HEARD.

JACK
He farted on meringue; he sneezed on braised endive; and with creme of mushroom soup, well...

TYLER (O.S.)
Go ahead, tell them.

JACK
You get the idea.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » November 10, 2003, 6:28 pm

Bah, the condom was rolled up anyway. No biggie. Even if it was unrolled, she's seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety?

WEAK.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 10, 2003, 6:39 pm

I would have ran back into the kitchen, demanded to know who put the condom in my soup and gotten that person fired, after ripping one of their arms off and beating them with it. No need to get depressed or nothin...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 10, 2003, 6:47 pm

Drinks, appetizers and soup.

Sounds like the order of every cheap group of tightass bitches I ever had the misfortune to wait on. The waiter knew he wasn't getting tipped, and he prolly garnished the cunt's soup.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 10, 2003, 7:15 pm

No, the waiter got pissed because he asked his guests if everything was ok and got his head chewed off for disturbing their important conversation about which pair of socks they fussed over at wal-mart.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » November 10, 2003, 7:19 pm

Of course some waiters are annoying enough to make me want to chew them out..

Nagging at me asking if everything is fine every 2 minute
nt make me tip more. Quite the contrary.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 10, 2003, 8:48 pm

Or maybe someone just wanted a free dinner and a reason to sue somebody. She planted it and made the whole story up!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » November 10, 2003, 8:54 pm

The only time I ever freaked a little was when I luckily noticed about a one inch sliver of glass in the bottom of my drink. Pepto wouldn't have cured my stomach ache that night.

That's one of the reasons why bars keep glasses upside down!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 10, 2003, 10:23 pm

They make Clam Flavored condoms now?

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » November 11, 2003, 12:30 am

Clamdoms!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 11, 2003, 10:35 am

Krimson Klaw wrote:No, the waiter got pissed because he asked his guests if everything was ok and got his head chewed off for disturbing their important conversation about which pair of socks they fussed over at wal-mart.

Obsess much?

Oh and for the record; my conversation about that thing I can't remember, you know that one time, at that place, is more important than anything someone I'm employing (albeit on a contract basis) has to say to me

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 11, 2003, 1:29 pm

Trek · Post by **Trek** » November 11, 2003, 3:01 pm

Rolled up or no, if a condom was in my soup there would be a lot of blood and me hauled out in cuffs. Temporarily insane, macho-man mahem, cowboy justice, call it what you will, I would freak-out.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 11, 2003, 3:05 pm

I still don't understand why anyone would *ever* return food to the kitchen for the staff to "see if they can get it right".

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » November 11, 2003, 3:50 pm

Maybe they were dining at one of the new ultra-chic gay restaurants and they use those as garnishes?