From a very old KoE site... ZooCow fame (sic)

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 7, 2003, 4:05 am

Zouqoa Found In Abandoned Dungeon, Gagged and Shackled!

Roaming Reporter (KoE) -- KoE explorers over in SoV found Zouqoa shackled and gagged in an abandoned dungeon! He was in sorry shape when discovered, as he was rocking back and forth, sucking on two of his fingers, repeating the strangest sentence; "I will never pick on another cleric. I've been struck down by the WRATH. I will never pick on another cleric."

It is unknown at this time if Zouqoa found himself in trouble with his wife Mali or was causing havoc elsewhere! Healing professional Knarlz states that Zouqoa will need extensive mental therapy to recover.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » November 7, 2003, 4:39 am

Dont know but Mali better take out the damn recycling tonight or she will be struck down with wrath.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 7, 2003, 1:10 pm

Raistin wrote:Dont know but Mali better take out the damn recycling tonight or she will be struck down with wrath.

roflmao

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 7, 2003, 1:18 pm

I remember that. =)

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » November 7, 2003, 2:28 pm

Manapumping through the Necro BotB was Xou's finest hour

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » November 7, 2003, 3:15 pm

Teh People's Defiler!!!

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 7, 2003, 3:28 pm

ahh, memories =)

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 7, 2003, 3:33 pm

That was you in the /twitch contest? That was a while back, but by far one of the top protests in EQ history (next to the great rogue sit-in, of course). =)

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 7, 2003, 4:07 pm

hehe, I remember writing those newsletters when I was webmaster for the KoE site that existed other than the forums. Talk about old.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » November 7, 2003, 4:48 pm

I still have raidpoints in hate to spend with KoE!
Does Knarlz still play?

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » November 7, 2003, 7:49 pm

Knarlz does still play. he'll be 167 years old next year

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 7, 2003, 7:51 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:Manapumping through the Necro BotB was Xou's finest hour

Comedy geenious!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 8, 2003, 12:26 am

No Coatie, Knarlz is 289. And yes, he still plays, albeit slowly, and with pain.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 8, 2003, 12:28 am

Speaking of oldschool... whatever happened to Bagfra (aka Baggy the Assling)?

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 8, 2003, 1:00 am

Bagfat quit the game, sadly. He's now in training to be a chef and his lovely girlfriend will give birth to their first kid in a few weeks' time - he's doing great, but he's busy and terrified

I still log Bagfra on sometimes and emote a :farts, just for the memories.

And I believe Knarlz was a senior when Moses was a freshman, or something like that.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » November 8, 2003, 1:25 am

That gnome wizard! what was his name, that died multiple times in Sro and got warned for it. Bagfra's friend.

Nousy rump or something

Didn't he do the fart emotes?!

Drolgin Steingrinder · November 8, 2003, 1:27 am

That wasn't noysyrump (he was a mage, I think? different char, anyway).

It was Stumppy who died 8 million times on Andad Filla in S Ro and deleved from mid 50s to what, 38?

He farted quite a bit, but so did Baggy...in RL as well, I might add!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 8, 2003, 1:54 am

/point

Bagfra breeding....that is scary ass shit

Klydon · Post by **Klydon** » November 8, 2003, 2:09 am

Yes, those stories brought back some memories.

Stumpyy used to carrying at least 2 bags of robes with him and was forever changing them... especially right after he ripped one. Bet he would really have a time collecting robes now because of the new graphics. The old ones all looked pretty much the same, except for color.

Believe it or not, we found a a fossel older than Knarlz now, so Knarlz is not the elder of KoE any more, although it was rumored he was first mate to Noah or more likely Noah's bartender.

Speaking of BotB, I seem to remember a certain Paladin that went down swinging a mean shovel after a great fight..

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 8, 2003, 2:15 am

I don't think that Stumppy could come back now due to the tinting option. He would start having seizures with all of the possibilities.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 8, 2003, 3:48 am

Holy shit... a pally with a shovel..now THAT is a true EQ classic

EDIT: Drol sir! Send Baggy our best!! He is such a great guy and has been truly missed!!!

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » November 8, 2003, 10:49 am

Some poor bastage older than me!!

Maybe we can swap war stories!

So I'm at the gates of Troy inside this stupid wooden horse with Bagfra and Stumpys anciesters when....

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » November 8, 2003, 10:58 am

LOL Knarlz

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » November 8, 2003, 4:23 pm

haha K!

I remember that with Stump - good times!

Those 2 (Bag and stump) could keep the whole guild entertained for hours, true treasures I tell ya.

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » November 9, 2003, 2:42 pm

Well they had to keep the whole guild entertained for hours.... thats how long the CR's took when I started pulling =8-P

Gudda memories =)

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » November 9, 2003, 4:35 pm

Secret Reporter (KoE) -- Seen and heard while snooping Ransure and Branndine:

Ransure says, I lost my poor meatball, it rolled right out the door.
Ransure frowns.
Ransure says, I miss my meatball
Branndi behaves and tries not to choke as she sips her tea.
Ransure says, hrm? What were you ABOUT to say?
Branndi says, why nothing m’lord
Ransure taps his foot
Ransure continues tapping
Ransure begins tapping a show tune
Ransure dances out the door to find a half smoked cigar
Branndi smiles and continues to behave like a lady.
Ransure says, hrm?....what are you behaving about?
Branndi says, why I always behave!
Ransure says, bleh, your fibbing
Branndi says, moi? nevah
Ransure says, LIAR!
Ransure sticks out his tongue.
Branndi says Ransure, your losing it!
Ransure says, loosing what?
Ransure says, nothing I didn’t loose a long time ago...
Branndi says, your mind!
Ransure says, bleh, been gone
Ransure says, I posted signs on street posts and everything... not sure who walked off with it
Branndi says, hon maybe you should lie down
Ransure says, lie down?
Ransure says, bleh, NEVER!
Branndi says, bah
Branndi says, Ransure?
Ransure giggles and says, yea?
Branndi says, you’ve been out in the forest too long I think m'lord.
Ransure laughs and says, I haven’t been out in the forest in months
Ransure says, too damn cold out here
Branndi says, has Aranuil had you tied up behind the outhouse or something?
Branndi says, the fumes getting to you?
Ransure says, It does sort of smell around here.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » November 9, 2003, 11:36 pm

so half of VV was KoE at one time or another?

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » November 10, 2003, 12:21 am

Pretty much