For Pilsbury

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 4, 2003, 9:56 pm

http://www.askmen.com/love/player_60/95_love_games.html (some images possibly NWS)

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » November 5, 2003, 2:14 am

Classic.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » November 5, 2003, 10:18 am

What a bunch of bull

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 5, 2003, 11:40 am

Gemily wrote:What a bunch of bull

Agreed. The best way to pick up strippers is to let your girlfriend do it for you.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » November 5, 2003, 11:52 am

I just ask my step sister to set me up with one of her coworkers

Post by **Sylvus** » November 5, 2003, 1:14 pm

Seriously, if you find yourself actually thinking that guide is helpful (or needing a guide) you aren't going to pick up a stripper.

I enjoyed such gems as:

The Ladies Man who penned that article wrote:In order to complement her need to be respected intellectually, you can say things like, "Wow you're a smart girl." Or "That's a very interesting point, I never saw things that way." Or "Your intelligence really impresses me."

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 5, 2003, 1:16 pm

what will "rub your tits in my face, please miss" get you?

Post by **Sylvus** » November 5, 2003, 1:19 pm

That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.

Enjoy!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 5, 2003, 1:23 pm

Sylvus wrote:That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.

Enjoy!

that should be in the $35 million marketing push for the new currency.

yes our government is spending $35 million to advertise for money...

yes because before i saw that commercial, i would have turned away cash if it was in denominations of 20!!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 5, 2003, 1:31 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Sylvus wrote:That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.

Enjoy!
that should be in the $35 million marketing push for the new currency.

yes our government is spending $35 million to advertise for money...

yes because before i saw that commercial, i would have turned away cash if it was in denominations of 20!!

I think you're forgetting about the millions of trailer-living, Jerry Springer-wannabe, no-tooth-havin, illiterate fuckers who are still pissed we went off the gold standard.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » November 5, 2003, 1:36 pm

yeah but those people only use wadded up singles

Post by **Xouqoa** » November 5, 2003, 1:43 pm

Voronwë wrote:yeah but those people only use wadded up singles

at the strip clubs?

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » November 5, 2003, 8:21 pm

Peter Griffon wrote:"We've had some good laughs tonight. But one thing that's not funny: killing strippers. Besides, there's no need to kill them. Most of them are already dead inside.

"Good night!"

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » November 5, 2003, 10:27 pm

wow is that article for real or tongue in cheek?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » November 6, 2003, 1:16 pm

Sylvus wrote:That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.

Actually titties in the face costs $1 for most of us, you must be special.

As for the topic of this post, I should point out that not only is it not my goal to date a stripper, I probably wouldn't date one even if they asked me out.

Strippers are nice to look at, and some of them are decent people and interesting to talk to, but too many of them have problems mentally and even if they didn't.....I'm not sure I want my girl putting her tits in other guys faces.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » November 6, 2003, 1:29 pm

"multi-page thread" sense tingling!

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » November 6, 2003, 1:31 pm

Pilsburry wrote:I probably wouldn't date one even if they asked me out.

I'm detecting massive amounts of bullshit right there.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » November 6, 2003, 1:34 pm

Kyoukan: I think it's serious. Unless your question was rhetorical. In that case, I'm an idiot.

Edit: Not that I'm implying that it was a stupid question, and thus potentially rhetorical. I wondered the same thing. Just covering my bases here.

Also, I'm intoxicated.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 6, 2003, 1:39 pm

Pilsburry wrote:
Sylvus wrote:That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.
Actually titties in the face costs $1 for most of us, you must be special.

Well, if you really want to be a stickler about it, titties in the face doesn't cost most of us anything at all, but I was referring to a lap dance. That's fine though, take the other $19 and go rent a sense of humor and take it for a spin, see how it suits you.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » November 14, 2003, 7:50 am

Sylvus wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:
Sylvus wrote:That and $20 will get you some titties in your face.
Actually titties in the face costs $1 for most of us, you must be special.
Well, if you really want to be a stickler about it, titties in the face doesn't cost most of us anything at all, but I was referring to a lap dance. That's fine though, take the other $19 and go rent a sense of humor and take it for a spin, see how it suits you.

I just used my sence of humor on you fuckwad.

Have a wonderful day!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 14, 2003, 7:59 am

8 days and that's all you have for a come back?

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » November 14, 2003, 11:59 am

Humor = 6th Sence

... whatever the hell that is.

Related note, I've downloaded 5 different fake version of the Paris Hilton video. Any help would be appreciated.

She is my pretend girlfriend.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » November 14, 2003, 1:06 pm

Seebs wrote:Humor = 6th Sence

... whatever the hell that is.

Related note, I've downloaded 5 different fake version of the Paris Hilton video. Any help would be appreciated.

She is my pretend girlfriend.

http://www.damntheworld.com/pics/posts/parishilton.wmv

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » November 15, 2003, 2:13 am

1. It wasn't a come back.
2. I don't care what you think because I dislike you.
3. It wasn't 8 days in the making, I didn't read the forum until right then. In order for it to take me 8 days I would have had to read his response 8 days ago.

I realized have better things to do with my life then VV.

But props to you for...not.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » November 15, 2003, 2:34 am

Welcome back Pils.. Missed you.

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » November 15, 2003, 3:58 am

So what are the going rates these days? Like, do they hand you a menu when you walk in? Is there a refigerator-magnet sign over the bar that says "$5 - Hands-Free Item Pickup"? Do strip-bar no0bs steal furtive glances at price-lists penned on their sweaty palms? Is it considered gauche to actually get turned on? I have full confidence in the VV community's stripper expertise, so let's hear it!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 15, 2003, 4:21 am

Pilsburry wrote:I realized have better things to do with my life then VV.

Then why are you still here?

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 15, 2003, 1:47 pm

Pils,

Fuck 'em if they cannot take a joke, onlly people who have no real life take VV all that seriously. Now that I have one, I use this place as the cheap entertainment it is, and to laugh at Kyoukan and Cartalas. You need to do the same, and next week they will all find someone new to gangrape about everything they post. Probably following the lead of some average to fugly looking chick who all the VV'ers want because back to exhibit A, they have no life.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » November 15, 2003, 3:01 pm

Truant wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:I realized have better things to do with my life then VV.
Then why are you still here?

Sometimes you have a few minutes between hanging with friends and going to bed or something, you hit up VV look at the subjects, usually same old shit so I don't open any...but if a post says my name in the subject line, I read it.

I don't sit around all day logged in VV anymore.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 15, 2003, 4:25 pm

Ok, so first it was ...Your life is so much better than VV, and VV isn't worth your valuable time. But now it's...Oh I check VV when I'm not doing anything else...but I don't stay logged in all day.

Make up your fucking mind.

Oh, and Kylere trying to come off as the enlightened one is hilarious.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 16, 2003, 6:08 pm

Must have been close to the truth, eh, Truant?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » November 16, 2003, 9:08 pm

The truth about what?
How sad and pathetically fucking stupid you are?

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 17, 2003, 11:03 am

Truant wrote:The truth about what?
How sad and pathetically fucking stupid you are?

Ahh Truant, your mommy let you start using curse words, how cute!!!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » November 17, 2003, 11:16 am

Kylere wrote:Pils,

Fuck 'em if they cannot take a joke, onlly people who have no real life take VV all that seriously. Now that I have one, I use this place as the cheap entertainment it is, and to laugh at Kyoukan and Cartalas. You need to do the same, and next week they will all find someone new to gangrape about everything they post. Probably following the lead of some average to fugly looking chick who all the VV'ers want because back to exhibit A, they have no life.

Hey Kylere I got something for ya!!! You should feel right at home.