Halloween parties.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 27, 2003, 7:27 pm

Anyone have any halloween party ideas?

I'm throwing a party on friday and I got most of the supplies, but I'm lacking anything really hinting at halloween besides some candy and a jack-o-lantern (which I still need to carve).

Oh and the fact most of us will be in costume. Actually a good number of my friends will be characters from kill bill. Crazy 88's and gogo etc. My plan was to be a doctor, now they are trying to pressure me to be Buck the Orderlysicne they went witht he Kill Bill theme. If you've seen the movie you would understand why that would be an inappropriate outfit for your first time out with a girl you like.

As far as decorations, I'm going to have a few redlightbulbs and one room with be blacklights. Possibly dry ice or a fog machine.

I haven't bothered with fake spiderwebs etc....to be honest really I didn't feel like any decorations.

Anyway....do you guys have any traditional halloween drinks? games? etc that you would like to share?

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 27, 2003, 7:32 pm

For drinks so far I got...

12 Bacardi O3's
12 Woodchuck ciders.
96 Bud lights.
12 buds

I bought the stuff to make the following shots:
Jager Bombs (red bull+jagermeister)
Green Apples (Green Apple Pucker+99 apples+green apple pucker)
Kamakazi's (Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime juice)

I also got some left over whisky and bought some 99 rasberries and 99 banana's because I wanted to try it...maybe mix with some juices or sodas. I have like every soda or juice imaginable here.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2003, 7:35 pm

IeailandDokktur · Post by **IeailandDokktur** » October 27, 2003, 7:36 pm

12 Bacardi O3's
12 Woodchuck ciders.

need more of them

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 27, 2003, 7:46 pm

I find usually my friends stick to bud light...and I don't drink much normally so I don't want to get stuck with too much of that stuff.

Last time I bought 03's I drank 10 out of the 12 pack by myself because noone was touching them.

Plus they cost a lot more. Like twice as much.

One guy doesn't even do the shots really.

P.S. What was that edit thing about?

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2003, 7:50 pm

The edit thing means that when you post something, and want to add to the post, it's better to add to the first post by using the edit button rather than add an additional reply.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 27, 2003, 7:53 pm

Well maybe he

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 27, 2003, 7:53 pm

didn't want to.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2003, 7:54 pm

Perhaps not.

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » October 27, 2003, 7:57 pm

Pilsburry wrote:P.S. What was that edit thing about?

And you dare say that *Sylvus* has a low I.Q.?

I'm perplexed that you have the uncanny ability to state the obvious, yet a huge train with OBVIOUS written on it could roar past you unnoticed.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 27, 2003, 7:57 pm

Pilsburry wrote:My plan was to be a doctor, now they are trying to pressure me to be Buck the Orderly sicne they went witht he Kill Bill theme. If you've seen the movie you would understand why that would be an inappropriate outfit for your first time out with a girl you like.

I think that's the fucking PERFECT costume for a first date. All you need is some scrubs, the Pussy Wagon keychain, and a black Sharpie. I'm sure you already have the unclean jar of Vaseline

My friends in college had a small plastic cauldron. They'd steal some dry ice from the university, and make some hunch punch. Very cool effect.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2003, 8:05 pm

I have to agree, that is the perfect costume. Your neon would look great with 'Pussy Wagon' across the back. I also think it would be ideal if your date was a comatose corpse.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 27, 2003, 8:08 pm

Aranuil wrote:I also think it would be ideal if your date was a comatose corpse.

heh Ok, that was just plain stupid.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » October 27, 2003, 8:16 pm

lots of glow sticks

edit: isn't comatose corpse an oxymoron or something

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2003, 8:34 pm

Sunserae wrote:edit: isn't comatose corpse an oxymoron or something

Lol... maybe!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 27, 2003, 8:52 pm

bud light rofl. sounds like a real tear ass.

what a fucking lost cause. every day I wake up in the morning and say a silent thanks to god that I am not you.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » October 27, 2003, 9:25 pm

Make some orange and black jello shooters! With Vodka of course. Might need some food coloring though for the black - or just make orange shooters with chocolate whipped cream on top. Can make them in Halloween dixie cups.

Decorations are really a big part of Halloween parties IMO. If you don't feel like decorating, you're cheating yourself out of part of the fun of a Halloween party. You really don't need a lot of decorations - the fake spiderweb stuff and some black candles - or a couple of black lights. Low lighting, keeps it a little creepy and fun.

Whenever I have thrown a party or helped to throw one - we make sure there are plenty of snacks, always including a big bowl of spinach dip w/bread.

And of course, plenty of shot glasses - I'm a big fan of getting people tanked on shots. My new favorite is butterscotch schnappes and bailey's - Mmmmmmmmmmm

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 27, 2003, 9:55 pm

Kaelina wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:P.S. What was that edit thing about?
And you dare say that *Sylvus* has a low I.Q.?

I'm perplexed that you have the uncanny ability to state the obvious, yet a huge train with OBVIOUS written on it could roar past you unnoticed.

Alert! Alert!! Detour in progress!

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 27, 2003, 11:24 pm

I didn't realize deciding to post additional content a couple minutes later required an edit. I thought it was up to the poster as a preference issue.

I like the orange and black jello shooters idea. I might do that.

I was going to do the hooch punch with the dry ice, but then I remembered all the times I've seen someone spill a little beer on my carpet accidently and decided against punch.

Some simple punch is 1 liter ever clear + 2.5 gallons of HI-C fruit punch.

Last guy I saw come to a party and bitch about the beer choice almost ended up in a coma from the beating he received, I'm sure your a real winner at parties also Kyou.

Bud Light is a very widely accepted beer here in the states. It's like the default drink. I spent $300 or so already on the party supplies, I wasn't about to buy obscure beers.

As for drinking beer, I'm positive I've had more types of beer than the majority of people my age. I used to make a point of drinking obscure types of beer from other countries etc...I even have a T-shirt from a bar I got free for drinking 52 different types of beer from that bar. Don't question my tastes in beer.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » October 28, 2003, 12:04 am

Jello shots are a good idea if you want everyone there to think you're a woman. No man would put that much effort into getting drunk.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 28, 2003, 12:09 am

Pilsburry wrote:Don't question my tastes in beer.

Pilsburry, supreme and all knowing authority on beer. Respect his motherfucking authoritah!

nothing personal, just made me laugh...the audacity of your statement that someone who doesn't think budlite is quite possibly one of the better or best beers, is an idiot when it comes to beer.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » October 28, 2003, 12:35 am

Pilsburry wrote: For drinks so far I got...

96 Bud lights.
12 buds

BOO!

Pilsburry wrote: Jager Bombs (red bull+jagermeister)

head's up for those, lead singer from drowning pool died offa one of those the night before MN/WI ozzfest, also lost a cook at work to one of those, must mix bad with some foods/drinks(drugs) =(

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 28, 2003, 12:48 am

Truant wrote:the audacity of your statement that someone who doesn't think budlite is quite possibly one of the better or best beers, is an idiot when it comes to beer.

Pilsburry wrote:Bud Light is a very widely accepted beer here in the states. It's like the default drink

Where did I say it's one of the better beers? I just said it's widely accepted.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 28, 2003, 1:11 am

a kiddie pool filled with ky jelly would be nice. maybe some foam or sand. I know a guy who could get you sand at cost.

btw, last time i drank jager bombs i wound up with alcohol poisoning

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 28, 2003, 1:13 am

i agree with pils on the beers there, if i want a good beer il drink one, but its pretty fucking dumb to get expensive ones for parties since most americans dont appreciate good beers,
as far as the hard drinks goe, if you wanna spend money spend it there imo, or just pay yer bud to drop some acid in that hot girls drink so you can actually get laid

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 28, 2003, 2:29 am

My fault Pils, you said this:

Pilsburry wrote:As for drinking beer, I'm positive I've had more types of beer than the majority of people my age. I used to make a point of drinking obscure types of beer from other countries etc...I even have a T-shirt from a bar I got free for drinking 52 different types of beer from that bar. Don't question my tastes in beer.

When the only thing that had been said about beer in this entire thread was:

kyoukan wrote:bud light rofl.

So I was assuming you were defending your choice of bud light, since there was absolutely no mention of any other beer anywhere else in this thread. If not, then please clarify for me. Thanks

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 28, 2003, 2:46 am

I was...but I never said it was a quality ber, I said I know what good beer tastes like, I said Bud light is cheap and widely accepted, that's why I bought bud light.

I did not say Bud light is the best beer or anything close to high quality even.

I prefer Amstel light and such over Bud light anyday. Lambics was an excellent beer and probably my favorite, but the bottle I got was $7.50 for 8 oz..and that was from the liquor store, not a bar..I'm not getting everyone shitfaced on that.

Even Corona is expensive if your buying 4+ cases of bottles that difference adds up quick.

It's not like I went down and got 2 cases of Milwakee's Best cans for the party and called it a day.

Most of them like bud light, it's all I have ever seen them drink. A couple of them will get killians or heiniken once in a while. But it's rare. Why pay premium prices for beer they don't even like?

Why would someone like Kyoucan even bother making a comment about the beer choice? There doesn't seem to be a point.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 28, 2003, 3:13 am

its not a party unless beast is there. or at least hamms

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 28, 2003, 3:33 am

Believe it or not I have never had Hamms, or Schlitz.

I have had chocolate beer, cheery beer, blackberry beer, pumpkin beer. probably 5 beers from every country in the world. But never hamms or schlitz heh.

I have drank several thousand Beast light drafts. That was the keg of choice at University of Dayton. Miller distributor was on the edge of campus and sold kegs of it for like...$50.

Bud light is catching up though. $1 drafts here on thursdays.

What ever happened to Penny and Quarter drafts?

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » October 28, 2003, 4:06 am

Do what you'd like, but...

When Making true Hunch Punch, don't use Everclear. I distribute that Satan's-sperm of a product, and if not mixed correctly you can end up making a lot of people puke before they even knew they were drunk.

When the girls at the party are hutchin within 2 hours, then things are only going to get worse... Use VODKA... preferably cheap, yet good. SVEDKA is a great one to mix with.

Jagermeister is your friend. If anyone has gotten alcohol poison, it's not from ONLY drinking Jager. IT would almost be impossible due to the worm-seed oil effect. That coupled with the nuclear reaction it brings on from the sugar, herbs, and generaly mysterious euphoric effect only makes people go REAL dumb for about an hour at a time. I do Jager promo-parties all around the South and never saw anyone die or come close...

Just watch the whores closely because they will get stupid, and YOU will get blamed=)

As far as Beer goes. Bud Light is fine. IF you want to get REAL adventurous then throw in some Michelob "Vagina" (aka ULTRA). Woodchuck is another of my products=) Great cider... it will make you fuck your couch=)

All in all though remember... LESS IS BETTER. IF you run out of shit at a party at YOUR house... oh well. People will go get more, or LEAVE. Otherwise, if you throw a bash with enough shit to keep everyone drunk and roaring until 4am... THEY WILL STAY TILL THEN, and you are late for work, life, wife, sex, paper route or all of the above. Don't let the party own you. Own the party.

<This has been a public service announcement from the guy that does this shit for a living. Have fun and do what you like, but don't use Everclear for punch or Jello-shots>

Ducru

Edit *removed Flame on German beer since I'm drinking a Beck's right now and all the Krauts are laughing at me=)*

Karae · Post by **Karae** » October 28, 2003, 4:16 am

Pilsburry is king of crappy beers....

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 28, 2003, 4:38 am

Pilsburry wrote:I am a connoisseur of fine malt beverages. I even have a t-shirt that says so.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 28, 2003, 4:44 am

Pilsburry wrote:Last guy I saw come to a party and bitch about the beer choice almost ended up in a coma from the beating he received, I'm sure your a real winner at parties also Kyou.

I looked in NWS and saw the fucking gutter trash you worship in the depserate hope that she will get drunk enough to look in your general direction without wincing in physical pain, so you can brag about it on VV. You can rest assured that I won't be attending anything near the level of the soiree's you put on. I'd rather sit on a shoebox full of mousetraps and beat myself in the face with a snow shovel hard enough that I black out and dream about locking you and your darwinian nightmare of a bunch of friends in your 4 room rented house and burning it to the fucking ground while I jig around the flames dressed as a leprechaun.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » October 28, 2003, 5:09 am

We don't need to know every excrutiating detail of your life. We don't want to know. You're a creepy, socially inept loser. Do you really want to reinforce that? Shut the fuck up already. Have a t-shirt and be on your way.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » October 28, 2003, 5:25 am

OMG Karae
/spank.

so mean! rofl...

emmer · Post by **emmer** » October 28, 2003, 5:34 am

kyoukan wrote:I looked in NWS and saw the fucking gutter trash you worship in the depserate hope that she will get drunk enough to look in your general direction without wincing in physical pain, so you can brag about it on VV. You can rest assured that I won't be attending anything near the level of the soiree's you put on. I'd rather sit on a shoebox full of mousetraps and beat myself in the face with a snow shovel hard enough that I black out and dream about locking you and your darwinian nightmare of a bunch of friends in your 4 room rented house and burning it to the fucking ground while I jig around the flames dressed as a leprechaun.

ULLLLLLLLLLLLTRAAAAAAA COMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOO

sirensa wrote:we make sure there are plenty of snacks, always including a big bowl of spinach dip w/bread

king's hawaiian bread ?_?

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » October 28, 2003, 5:36 am

emmer wrote:
sirensa wrote:we make sure there are plenty of snacks, always including a big bowl of spinach dip w/bread
king's hawaiian bread ?_?

That's the only bread to serve it with!!!

emmer · Post by **emmer** » October 28, 2003, 5:39 am

Laliana wrote:
emmer wrote:
sirensa wrote:we make sure there are plenty of snacks, always including a big bowl of spinach dip w/bread
king's hawaiian bread ?_?
That's the only bread to serve it with!!!

where do i rsvp

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 28, 2003, 8:14 am

I like my spinach dip with a nice crusty sourdough.

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » October 28, 2003, 9:56 am

emmer wrote: ULLLLLLLLLLLLTRAAAAAAA COMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOO

FINISH HIM!!!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » October 28, 2003, 12:23 pm

A fist full of Candy Corn and Jagermeister in a blender.

You'll hurl so hard your balls will pop, but it makes a beautiful Halloween mosaic.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 28, 2003, 12:29 pm

i give this thread 5 stars

Why buy 100 budlights though? just get a keg.

i'd get a couple of handles of liquor myself, bacardi, stuff that people will drink. sont worry about pleasing the minority with crap like Woodchuck. Its your fucking party, if they arent happy with having free fucking beer, they can bring their own.

cuase let me tell you of those 12 woodchucks, 2 will be opened, and left 90% full somewhere in your condo, nad the other 10 will be in your fridge till the day you move out.

LOL @ the Jager and corn niblets. that is hilarious. Jager is utter gut rot.

Deward · Post by **Deward** » October 28, 2003, 12:50 pm

Your first priority should be making the girls happy. If the girls are happy then the guys are happy, no matter what shit they are drinking. That being said, most girls (not all) like girlie drinks. Girlie drinks are sweet. Girls also like jello shots. Make them in individual dixie cups and make a lot because they will get eaten.

Here are a couple good girlie drinks:
Amaretto sours (Amaretto and 50/50)
Alabama Slammers (Malibu, Southern Comfort, OJ)
White Rum, Triple Sec, Pre-sweetened Koolaid and Sprite(NOT 7UP OR 50/50, it makes it taste different), orange for garnish if you want to be really fancy.

Use fucking ice cubes!!! Nothing says cheap like a warm alcoholic beverage in a plastic cup.

Remember if you make the girls happy then they may bring more friends next time. That makes your guy friends happy and you will win in the long run.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » October 28, 2003, 12:56 pm

kyoukan wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:Last guy I saw come to a party and bitch about the beer choice almost ended up in a coma from the beating he received, I'm sure your a real winner at parties also Kyou.
I looked in NWS and saw the fucking gutter trash you worship in the depserate hope that she will get drunk enough to look in your general direction without wincing in physical pain, so you can brag about it on VV. You can rest assured that I won't be attending anything near the level of the soiree's you put on. I'd rather sit on a shoebox full of mousetraps and beat myself in the face with a snow shovel hard enough that I black out and dream about locking you and your darwinian nightmare of a bunch of friends in your 4 room rented house and burning it to the fucking ground while I jig around the flames dressed as a leprechaun.

Kyou.... you owe me a new fucking monitor, I am so fired......

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2003, 12:59 pm

One time I drank a liter of Jägermeister on a dare. I finished the whole thing, and ended up blacking out. We were staying at my friend's parents' condo near Cedar Point and I woke up nude on the couch in the living room. I had a splitting headache and vaguely remembered dreaming that I threw up.

After asking wtf I was doing nude on the couch and me telling him about my dream, my friend went to investigate. He went into the bathroom and it looked like I had thrown up in the sink but mostly taken care of it, so he congratulated me on a job well done. One of my other buddies was making his bed in the one bedroom, when he suddenly shouted for me to come in there. I looked in the bottom bunk of the bunk bed, and there was a giant pile of vomitus there on the pillow, and my nasty clothes were balled up next to it. Apparently I hadn't done such a great job after all.

Needless to say, the trip to the amusement park that day was ill advised...

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2003, 1:01 pm

Bud Light isn't that bad, either. Whenever I want to drink in excess of 30 beers, bud light is my beer of choice. It doesn't really even taste like beer, it's like cold water that will give you a buzz if you drink enough of it.

Happy Halloween, Pilsburry!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » October 28, 2003, 1:03 pm

If you want to make girls happy do the following:

1. Don't piss on the toilet seat.
2. Have toilet paper, nice toilet paper.
3. Put the toilet paper on the dispenser.
4. Have a clean hand towel in the bathroom, not your bath towel that is hanging over the Shower curtain rod.
5. Have soap.
6. Hide the jock itch cream, herpes medication and Prozac.
7. Leave the Astro-glide in a location in the bathroom where it could be found. Makes em curious.
8. Don't let a woman touch your cock until you have made her cum by licking her pussy for 30 minutes straight. She'll like you and bring friends over. I promise. You'll also get appreciative reciprocating love. That's good love.
9. Hold a woman's hair while she is puking in the toilet. It shows you care.
10. Don't try and ass-fuck a women puking in the toilet. She could chip a tooth and I think its illegal.

That's all I have for you and your party tips for making women happy. Best of luck.

PS: try the candy Corn/jagermeister drink. nifty.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » October 28, 2003, 2:35 pm

10. Don't try and ass-fuck a women puking in the toilet. She could chip a tooth and I think its illegal.

Good Advice if I've ever heard any.

Ducru

P.S.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 28, 2003, 2:48 pm

Voronwë wrote:Why buy 100 budlights though? just get a keg.

i'd get a couple of handles of liquor myself, bacardi, stuff that people will drink. sont worry about pleasing the minority with crap like Woodchuck. Its your fucking party, if they arent happy with having free fucking beer, they can bring their own.

cuase let me tell you of those 12 woodchucks, 2 will be opened, and left 90% full somewhere in your condo, nad the other 10 will be in your fridge till the day you move out.

LOL @ the Jager and corn niblets. that is hilarious. Jager is utter gut rot.

I actually agree with you, I don't cater to other people I just thought it might be nice to have some variety. But your right, they will probably end up exactly like you said.

I got 4 cases of bud light because 1 case was from a party I cancelled. 2 cases I bought for this party and then the 4th case I bought just to make sure at a later date.

If I could start over it would be a keg....On the bright side if the party remains the size I want it to stay at (just people I invited) I'll have extra beer and can have some friends over next week to finish it off...and with a keg I couldn't do that.

I'm hoping to keep it under 20 people.

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As for girl drinks, that's why I bought all the stuff to make shots, some of it can be mixed with juice/soda instead and probably be pretty tasty. I'm thinking 99 bananas and some orange juice, or 99 blackbeeries and 7-up. Screwdrivers, jack and coke, etc...

I used to bring a portable bar to some of my better friends kegs parties in college....I'd make the girls daquiris and such....the female to male ratio at thier parties improved. Kinda made the parties suck for me though, too much work making drinks...

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As for everclear hooch making people drunk before they even realize they are buzzed, lol so true. I remember this one party back in the day...so many people passed out in the yard.

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » October 28, 2003, 2:56 pm

and always write REDRUM in lipstick on the bathroom mirror.

VeeshanVault

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