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I was just curious to see if anyone else here felt the same as I do.

I have read so many flames on this board and many of them are original flames. However, I see a lot of repetitiveness in many flames that I wish would just go away.

Here are a few examples of what I find utterly useless in a flame!

1. Calling someone fat. Does this ever work to get another person angry? I just cannot see myself reading a flame directed at myself and someone calling me fat and my faces gets all red and throw my burrito at the monitor in a fit of rage!

2. Telling someone that he has an I.Q lower then .. ohhhh let's say 50. What's the point? You have no proof and quite frankly trying to lower someone by saying he has a low I.Q has been so overplayed that it does not affect people anymore.

3. Calling someone gay or making comments that his mother , father, brother, sister or dog is gay by todays standard. Nobody gives a shit anymore if you are gay or not.

4. Correcting the spelling of the other person. Who the fuck cares if he does not take the time to check every word he writes. Not everybody here has English as their first language. I find it's a last resort. ~ You are getting owned......brain kicks into default mode.. You are a fat gay person with an I.Q of 30 and you cannot spell!!!!! *crisis averted* ~

5. Making fun of somone's name and changing it into a bad or dirty word. Eg: Aslanna = ASSlanna It's too obvious!! Don't fucking post something so obvious! It's basicly saying that I can only think of anything on my own so I will take the most obvious joke that's flashing in a big red neon sign saying "oh oh - say this!!"

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Now I cannot think of any other flaming no-no at the moment. Feel free to post any that you find have no weight and are lame to see in flames.


Now.... I know that someone will probably reply with a flame to me including everything I posted above. This is once again something very obvious but it's still kinda funny. So feel free to do so if you wish.
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coming up with a definitive guide to flaming.... definately a no no.
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Dups as in Poops.
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Your a fat homo, who i.q is lower then 50! Tu es mucho stuipido amigo.
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Shut up, homo's... You're making his faces gets all red.
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Re: Flaming No-Nos

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Dups. wrote:5. Making fun of somone's name and changing it into a bad or dirty word. Eg: Aslanna = ASSlanna It's too obvious!! Don't fucking post something so obvious! It's basicly saying that I can only think of anything on my own so I will take the most obvious joke that's flashing in a big red neon sign saying "oh oh - say this!!"
DIPs did they forgot to tell fat homos like you, who's IQ is under 50, that it's spelled basically?
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what a fucking dupstick.
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It's a noble, but essentially pointless exercise. If The Machine doesn't mod it then it's acceptable..
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Your elipses are inconsistant.
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Post by emmer »

sup necro ;D

Fortunately, I took precautions to ensure noone could rearrange or otherwise alter my name into a bad or dirty word, so I will never fall victim to that type of flam- OH SHIT
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Post by Dups. »

:lol: - Pretty much the result I was expecting.


Come on - Seriously? Aren't you guys a bit tired of certain repetitiveness in some people's flames?


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Post by Pahreyia »

Honestly.. we haven't had a good flame thread since Netiquitte. Some have gotten close... (PE Emperor/Taly and BoW) but no.. we're not hurting for some truly innovative flames at the moment.

Think, passive sarcasm... That seems to be the weapon of choice lately.
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Dups. wrote:5. Making fun of somone's name and changing it into a bad or dirty word.
You can't even spell "someone" Poops, you fag!
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Post by Dups. »

yeah, Maybe it's the fact that we have so many flames daily that the insults becoming repetitive.

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Teg , I mock your wizard skills!..... ok I dont.. But still :twisted:
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ohh i feel special for mentioning the ASSlanna bit. feel the love!
kinda hard for me to be creative when im pissed off over certain shit.

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Post by Pilsburry »

Depends on the person your dealing with.

In most cases I would not resort to something so childish, but with some people....best to just state the truth to them and move on. Doesn't matter if it's uncreative...not worth the time.
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Taly wrote:ohh i feel special for mentioning the ASSlanna bit. feel the love!
kinda hard for me to be creative when im pissed off over certain shit.

;)
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Oh yeah you can add these to your list of over used flames.

1. It will take your guild 1,000,002 members to kill dain

2. You have no women skills, never going to get laid, your a loser...whatever.

And another guideline would be to have less then 10% of your posts be flames, when the vast majority of your posts are flames, many times needless flames only to try and kill someone elses good mood, you have some problems.

Basically any flaming really makes you look like a fucking asshole and a loser. That's why I avoided it for so long, but now...eh..who cares...this board is a lost cause anyway.

I mean you have this group of like-minded individuals here that just ruin the whole forum....and they will always be here. It doesn't really matter what you say or do, eventually you either become another sheep, or your become the target.
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Pilsburry wrote:Oh yeah you can add these to your list of over used flames.

1. It will take your guild 1,000,002 members to kill dain

2. You have no women skills, never going to get laid, your a loser...whatever.

And another guideline would be to have less then 10% of your posts be flames, when the vast majority of your posts are flames, many times needless flames only to try and kill someone elses good mood, you have some problems.

Basically any flaming really makes you look like a fucking asshole and a loser. That's why I avoided it for so long, but now...eh..who cares...this board is a lost cause anyway.

I mean you have this group of like-minded individuals here that just ruin the whole forum....and they will always be here. It doesn't really matter what you say or do, eventually you either become another sheep, or your become the target.
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Post by laneela »

Pilsburry wrote:2. You have no women skills, never going to get laid, your a loser.

I ever only see that flame being used on you and I for one find it hilarious and quite appropriate every single time I read it. Every single time...
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Pilsburry wrote:And another guideline would be to have less then 10% of your posts be flames, when the vast majority of your posts are flames, many times needless flames only to try and kill someone elses good mood, you have some problems.

Basically any flaming really makes you look like a fucking asshole and a loser. That's why I avoided it for so long, but now...eh..who cares...this board is a lost cause anyway.

I mean you have this group of like-minded individuals here that just ruin the whole forum....and they will always be here. It doesn't really matter what you say or do, eventually you either become another sheep, or your become the target.
Actually, flaming is why I come here. I guess that makes me a loser. :?
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fuck off zamtuck you stupid rooster
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lol hi dups :)
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Grrr Dammit , everytime I see Seebs Avatar I think of the Blink 182 (live) cd I have. One of the tracks is " I fucked your mom" , Oh that and track 4 which is

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker blah blah (cant quite make out that one) shit fart dirty twat
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Dups had a red robe back in the day, he must be gay!
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Post by Zaelath »

Someone should just cut and paste the Netiquette thread onto this to save all the fat gay fucks the effort of calling each other fat gay fucks for calling them fat gay fucks. =)
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kyoukan wrote:fuck off zamtuck you stupid rooster

It's so funny because it is true!!

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Tegellan wrote:Dups had a red robe back in the day, he must be gay!
First of all it was pink and secon...... hmmmm nevermind!!

:burrito

Hey Tanc! I actually miss your cursing and to the point attitude :)

Taly - Nothing personal. the Asslana thing came to my mind because of the recent post that you said you did not think it was funny but continued posting it regardless. It was just the first obvious name change I thought of.

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So Anyhow, I did not start this post expecting to change anything in the flames. Just curious to see who else view some things my way.

I agree with Pils. Did I just say that? The.. 1 billion people of your guild to kill Dain is tiresome. Oh well.
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Post by Ennia »

Even old flames changed a little and directed at different people in different situations can be funny. They stop being funny and become pathetic when used as a one-liner, as if the flamer didn't have anything else to say except "And you're fat!"
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

Aslanna wrote:
Taly wrote:ohh i feel special for mentioning the ASSlanna bit. feel the love!
kinda hard for me to be creative when im pissed off over certain shit.

;)
Not to mention you have as much creativity as a stick.
and i made up ASSlana like a year ago
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Tegellan wrote:Dups had a red robe back in the day, he must be gay!
It was pink. :)
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Aslanna wrote:
Taly wrote:ohh i feel special for mentioning the ASSlanna bit. feel the love!
kinda hard for me to be creative when im pissed off over certain shit.

;)
Not to mention you have as much creativity as a stick.
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Sorry Stragi had no idea ;) full credit to you even if i don't recall ever seeing it ;)
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lmao i think he made this to get flamed ....
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IeailandDokktur wrote:lmao i think he made this to get flamed ....
You..... ahh nevermind
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Grrr Dammit , everytime I see Seebs Avatar I think of the Blink 182 (live) cd I have. One of the tracks is " I fucked your mom" , Oh that and track 4 which is
If its any consolation I don't think I've ever listened to a Blink 182 song.

So if you would, please don't think of that album when you see the avatar. Instead think of me fucking your mother, auntie or gramma. :P

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Post by Shaerra »

Stragi wrote:and i made up ASSlana like a year ago
Dibs on: "Fucking Star Trek geeks".

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Stragi wrote:
Aslanna wrote:
Taly wrote:ohh i feel special for mentioning the ASSlanna bit. feel the love!
kinda hard for me to be creative when im pissed off over certain shit.

;)
Not to mention you have as much creativity as a stick.
and i made up ASSlana like a year ago
It was first used on the original VV long before that. I don't know who, maybe Kyoukan, but I went to do a search and found out searching was a feature you had to pay for so said forget it.

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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

DUDE U DON'T POST RL INFO HERE THAT IS A BIG NONO. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STRAGI IS REALLY CALLED CHARLIE. U FUCKER. HOW DO U THINK THAT MAKES HIM FEEL? U R A WASTE OF OXYGEN MAN. PLS DIE.
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