nothing to see here

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 5, 2002, 12:00 pm

yeah kiss my ass.

Jaxomer · Post by **Jaxomer** » September 5, 2002, 12:11 pm

At least VI reacted quickly to the huge outcry on the exp change.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 5, 2002, 12:12 pm

"- Druids gain Oaken Club of Entanglement at level 56, a summoned druid weapon with a powerful proc. "

Oh my.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » September 5, 2002, 12:14 pm

Nice hoax!

No such patch message.

You are not a winner, please play again!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 5, 2002, 12:14 pm

yeah i'm not really sure the druids needed the haste/melee buff, last time i checked they pretty much kicked ass soloing. the cleric haste/melee buff was obviously to produce a soloing alternative (which may be too powerful). this seems a bit whacked. but we'll see i guess.

let's just bring back the fine steel dagger pet while we're at it.

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » September 5, 2002, 12:16 pm

Hey I know, lets give a spell that forced every encounter to be designed around it, to another class.

Not sure if I dig that pally thing. Palladins gonna be in the CH rot now?

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » September 5, 2002, 12:17 pm

Remember back in the day, when they wouldn't make changes, one of the big arguments from Brad was that you had to be real carefull about ending up with all classes bein pretty much the same.

The class lines are really getting blurry lately.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 5, 2002, 12:17 pm

Seems like a valid message to me although I'm not sure on the source. Where'd you get it Vor?

Lucy shows no Nature's Lifetouch on Live servers.

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » September 5, 2002, 12:18 pm

Yea, I didn't get a patch message this morning, just a small download including the /notes xml, which still doesn't work BTW.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 5, 2002, 12:21 pm

grats me....=(

i had a brief lapse in sanity and forget that 50% of the people who post at fohguild.org are .... like searyx.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 5, 2002, 12:47 pm

/slap

You should know better than that!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 5, 2002, 1:35 pm

ROFL Voro... Didn't see the original post, but you can't really be faulted. At least it's not April 1st or anything.

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » September 5, 2002, 1:37 pm

Grats me on looking for that druid heal this morning. /bonk Voronwë.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » September 5, 2002, 1:45 pm

Put it back goober, I wanna see it.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 5, 2002, 1:52 pm

Come on, don't be a pussy. Repost that shit, I wanna see how bad you blew it

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » September 5, 2002, 1:58 pm

Did voronwe post information about the new druid cheal spell being available? Ranger arrow-backstab in full effect now too. pwn.

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 5, 2002, 2:31 pm

Here's the fake patch message someone posted on another board, sounds like the same one Voro posted here (the asshat~):

September 5, 2002 6:00 am
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** Spell Changes **
- Druids gain Nature's Lifetouch at level 59. This spell will heal a maximum of 3500 hps or 80 percent of total, whichever is less.
- Druids gain Oaken Club of Entanglement at level 56, a summoned druid weapon with a powerful proc.
- Druids gain Tunare's Gift at level 51. This is a short-duration self-only haste.
- Proc rate on the Hammer of Judgement was reduced by 20 percent.
- Increased the casting time on Yaulp V to 2 seconds.
- Paladins gain Brell's Replenishment at level 59. This is a complete heal slightly less efficient then the Cleric version.

** Keyrings **
Key rings are still not working perfectly. Please do not delete any keys at this time.

** Experience Changes **
- Experience on low blues has been increased to the previous level.

** Items **
- The movement reduction component of the effect on the Naturewalker's Scimitar has been removed.

** Miscellaneous **
- Fixed a bug where the warder in Skyshrine was spawning too frequently.

-The EverQuest Team

noel · Post by **noel** » September 5, 2002, 2:40 pm

Fucking druids...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 5, 2002, 3:06 pm

actually the one i had was only one bit :

Due to virutally unanimous demand within the paladin community, male dwarves are being removed from the game. As per request of the community, male dwarves will be converted to bearded females.

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 5, 2002, 3:16 pm

I hate Voronwë too.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 5, 2002, 3:17 pm

fucking greeks

noel · Post by **noel** » September 5, 2002, 3:17 pm

Voronwë wrote:actually the one i had was only one bit :

Due to virutally unanimous demand within the paladin community, male dwarves are being removed from the game. As per request of the community, male dwarves will be converted to bearded females.

I thought this change already went live...

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 5, 2002, 3:33 pm

You can never tell with dorfs...

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » September 5, 2002, 3:34 pm

There are male dorfs?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 5, 2002, 3:37 pm

You don't know? Didn't you see the movie with the guy who was doing that thing last year? He played a dorf in some play or movie or ballet or something.