Not that anyone cares...

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 15, 2003, 3:33 pm

Well Kelshara is an expert on everything isn't he? I mean he has to have driven that specific car several times before? And he does realize there are differences in top speeds achieved depending on effects ranging from altitude, temperature, wind direction, etc etc? I can't believe he is merely an EQ player and message board expert. He reminds me of someone I just can't put a finger on.....

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 15, 2003, 4:21 pm

LOL so you think that you have the only accurate data based on some websites LOL, and you call ME a moron? LOL

Nope. However I have not seen anything to prove me wrong, including your own words of how you were "too busy to watch, and it was in kilometers anyway!"

I mean he has to have driven that specific car several times before?

Never has and I sure as hell wouldn't pay $1100 for a trip in it. It's fast, but I've never been a fan of how Lambos look. And I never claimed I have driven it. Reading comprehension is a skill, use it for a change?

And he does realize there are differences in top speeds achieved depending on effects ranging from altitude, temperature, wind direction, etc etc?

Yeah and it wont make a huge difference in Germany where the mentioned car was driven. You wont find autobahn at extreme altitude there, the temperature doesn't reach extremes, wind direction can have an impact, I'll give you that.

What a surprise that you two buttbuddies ride to the defense of eachother.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » October 15, 2003, 7:34 pm

Voronwë wrote:i just wnat to know are all of you people into jacked up Honda Civics?

I don't like hooked up Civics either actually... its still... a Civic... Although I drive a '96 Honda Prelude and I love it, but then again I've never really been that into speed and think my Prelude looks 50x cooler than most other cars in my price range ;p

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 15, 2003, 8:39 pm

Kelshara wrote: Never has and I sure as hell wouldn't pay $1100 for a trip in it. It's fast, but I've never been a fan of how Lambos look. And I never claimed I have driven it. Reading comprehension is a skill, use it for a change?

So you are claiming that you know how fast he had a vehicle moving when you were not in the vehicle and have never been inside the vehicle? Mastering the google search does not give you any claim to knowing how fast they will move.

Yeah and it wont make a huge difference in Germany where the mentioned car was driven. You wont find autobahn at extreme altitude there, the temperature doesn't reach extremes, wind direction can have an impact, I'll give you that.

And lets not forget to mention that the cars that are tested are done so before they are even broken in or have any modifications done. Lets also not mention that different types of fuel can add HP to a vehicle.

What a surprise that you two buttbuddies ride to the defense of eachother.

And to top things off, you are a homophobe.
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Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 15, 2003, 9:09 pm

Read again, idiot. I said "And nothing has been posted to prove me wrong".

And no, I am not a homophobe. I am quite happy you two are doing the nasty, it saves me from having to worry about either of you having kids.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 15, 2003, 9:17 pm

Doesn't change the fact that Kylere is an idiot, and is currently talking all manner of shit that is based on a veritable cardhouse of fact.

People can't drive cars over 300 horsepower? Are you really that stupid? (clue: rhetorical question)... Y'know what... fuck it. I don't care if you ARE that stupid. Suffice to say that my 60something year old great aunt drives a brand new silver corvette, as her daily driver and even SHE has managed not to wreck her fucking car.

I could list all the fucking 300 horsepower cars that can be had if you like... you'd best be careful, that Lexus GS400 driving behind you might not be as good a driver as you are. *laugh*

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 15, 2003, 11:03 pm

Agreed Preludes were nice cars but I couldn't buy one, I wanted to buy new (try to pull one up on Honda's web site).

And motorcycles will own cars any day of the week, but they don't have much in the way of rain and snow handling. Or like trunk or passenger space and such. I'll admit that I can't afford both so a car was more practical for me.

There were a lot of reasons for choosing the car I did over the others with similar qualities in it's price range. Hopefully I will never regret my decision to buy the SRT-4. But if I do, feel free to point and laugh.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 16, 2003, 10:05 am

Kelshara

I WAS IN ITALY SO TRY AGAIN YOU FUCKING MORON!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 16, 2003, 10:06 am

Aranuil wrote:Doesn't change the fact that Kylere is an idiot, and is currently talking all manner of shit that is based on a veritable cardhouse of fact.

People can't drive cars over 300 horsepower? Are you really that stupid? (clue: rhetorical question)... Y'know what... fuck it. I don't care if you ARE that stupid. Suffice to say that my 60something year old great aunt drives a brand new silver corvette, as her daily driver and even SHE has managed not to wreck her fucking car.

I could list all the fucking 300 horsepower cars that can be had if you like... you'd best be careful, that Lexus GS400 driving behind you might not be as good a driver as you are. *laugh*

Aranuil, if you do not recognize that the US has drivers that are universally undertrained, undereducated, underskilled and third rate in terms of driving knowledge, than it is you my friend who are the idiot.

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » October 16, 2003, 10:17 am

Speak for yourself Kylere. I dont claim to be of the F-1 caliber , but I can handle most vehicles with ease. From my dialy driver w/ 220hp and really low geared to a 500hp muscle car. I will agree that a lot of people DONT know how to handle a vehicle with power , but a lot of US DO. I was raised ona ranch with real fun twisty roads all the way into town. I had a race car that was my daily driver , cage and all. Now I drive a slow as shit Jeep and sure as hell know its limits and mine behind the wheel. It all comes down to driver skill, knowledge and comfort. Anyone can drive fast , its the LIVING part that matters. rant off , bunch of fucking hypocrytes is what I see
I can PISS farther than ALL of you
My dick is bigger
I can drive faster
My car is better
yada yada yada
end of fucking story

/sarcasm off

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 16, 2003, 10:50 am

He wanted a network, I wanted to drive his car. There are places in Germany ( probably the rest of Europe also but I only did in in Germany) that allow you to rent Lambourghini's, Ferrari's etc aslo, of course not that specific model heh.

I took that as meaning you were in Germany, considering you had not mentioned any other country by name.

But the use of all caps just pure owned man. Pure ownage. That is something I expect from a 9-year old.

But then again, you are the own! You know how to drive 300 HP cars!

Go back to looking in the mirrior and keep saying "I matter!" and ³¢Èße one day somebody will believe it.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 16, 2003, 11:01 am

Kelshara wrote:
He wanted a network, I wanted to drive his car. There are places in Germany ( probably the rest of Europe also but I only did in in Germany) that allow you to rent Lambourghini's, Ferrari's etc aslo, of course not that specific model heh.
I took that as meaning you were in Germany, considering you had not mentioned any other country by name.

But the use of all caps just pure owned man. Pure ownage. That is something I expect from a 9-year old.

But then again, you are the own! You know how to drive 300 HP cars!

Go back to looking in the mirrior and keep saying "I matter!" and ³¢Èße one day somebody will believe it.

No you did not take that to mean, you ASSUMED. Asses like you usually do that, I lived in Germany for 3 years and Italy for three years, so I have a direct reference point to both countries, but I never said that I had drive the SE in Germany. Perhaps the reading comprehension level you demand of others should apply to yourself.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 16, 2003, 11:23 am

Yes I assumed (as in, since it was the only country you even remotely mentioned I took that as being where you did it, not that which country it is in really makes a huge-ass difference).

Now what were you saying again?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 11:34 am

Wow, a Pilsburry post has turned into a dick waving contest!

Whoda thunk it?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 16, 2003, 11:49 am

wow we have a bunch of badass race car drivers

anyways, i bought a car when i was 16 for $700 that had 350 hp, and since the speedometer only went to 80 (cause it wasnt a car built for guys who cant get their dicks wet), i have no idea how fast i ever drove it.

but i blew past some guy who said he was above his 120 on his camaro.

and i could take that motherfucker off road too. I broke my sway bar 4-wheeling in that badmotherfucking auto.

I got in a wreck, totalled the volvo i hit without scratching the bumper.

Bow down faggots to the might of my 1977 Chevrolet Nova

(not my pic, but pretty much same car)

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 16, 2003, 11:53 am

Kelshara wrote:Yes I assumed (as in, since it was the only country you even remotely mentioned I took that as being where you did it, not that which country it is in really makes a huge-ass difference).

Now what were you saying again?

Now you contradict yourself, you dumbfuck!

You agreed that environment has an effect then said that it would not matter in Germany without the major altitude changes etc ( Of course anyone not a moron such as yourself understands that part of Germany is in the ALPS) then you say it does not matter when I point out that it was done in Italy a country that even a dumbfuck such as yourself recognizes as having mountains.

Call your mommy and tell her she needs to monitor your net access

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » October 16, 2003, 11:56 am

Part of the Germany is in the alps yes, but not the part where you would go 230 mph. And I highly doubt you did it on a curvy high-altitude Italian road. In fact, I highly doubt you did it at all considering you would probably piss your pants worrying about wrecking it.

So you trying to say you drove a borrowed car going 230 mph on a high-altitude road in Italy?

Post by **Sylvus** » October 16, 2003, 1:11 pm

Pilsburry wrote:BTW....it's just a neon. Seriously. A neon with stickers and a higher spoiler and lots of performance mods. But a neon.

/vomit

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 1:47 pm

Voronwë wrote:Bow down faggots to the might of my 1977 Chevrolet Nova

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 16, 2003, 2:08 pm

Kelshara wrote:Part of the Germany is in the alps yes, but not the part where you would go 230 mph. And I highly doubt you did it on a curvy high-altitude Italian road. In fact, I highly doubt you did it at all considering you would probably piss your pants worrying about wrecking it.

So you trying to say you drove a borrowed car going 230 mph on a high-altitude road in Italy?

Yep, and I drove it like a bat out of hell and the owner was in the car with me.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 16, 2003, 2:16 pm

Neat car

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 16, 2003, 2:22 pm

i would go out on a limb and say those types of speeds from a car like that are not attainable unless you are on a track.

i know i dont have stupid fucking gloves with holes in the tops and fingers cut out, so i'm not a badass driver like you crazy mo-fos though.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 16, 2003, 3:11 pm

True....but word has it that you have those leather pants with the holes up the sides and the cheeks cut out.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » October 16, 2003, 3:16 pm

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:True....but word has it that you have those leather pants with the holes up the sides and the cheeks cut out.

Who doesn't? Mine are navy blue

Oh and here is a picture of my ride...you should see my matching helmet!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » October 16, 2003, 4:39 pm

Kylere wrote:
Kelshara wrote:Part of the Germany is in the alps yes, but not the part where you would go 230 mph. And I highly doubt you did it on a curvy high-altitude Italian road. In fact, I highly doubt you did it at all considering you would probably piss your pants worrying about wrecking it.

So you trying to say you drove a borrowed car going 230 mph on a high-altitude road in Italy?
Yep, and I drove it like a bat out of hell and the owner was in the car with me.

What year was this magical diablo se?

noel · Post by **noel** » October 16, 2003, 4:52 pm

Kylere wrote:Aranuil, if you do not recognize that the US has drivers that are universally undertrained, undereducated, underskilled and third rate in terms of driving knowledge, than it is you my friend who are the idiot.

That wasn't what I said, and that also wasn't something I was attempting to refute. You said that MOST PEOPLE weren't capable of driving a car over 300hp. It would take me a couple of hours to compile the list of 300+ Hp cars that you see on the road EVERY day.

You're a fucking idiot. You're also full of shit about the Diablo SE.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 16, 2003, 5:01 pm

He's prolly cornflused by the whole metric system they use over there...

230 kph is like... 140 mph? I've gone that fast over the Howard Franklin...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 16, 2003, 5:03 pm

speaking of which, to get a Chevy Nova to ~130 mph you have to use 5 gallons of gasoline.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 17, 2003, 1:08 am

Guru, Is that the Type-R?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 17, 2003, 2:53 am

Voronwë wrote:speaking of which, to get a Chevy Nova to ~130 mph you have to use 5 gallons of gasoline.

Leaded too. Fucking penguil killa!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 17, 2003, 4:20 pm

Yesterday I had seven BMs.

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 17, 2003, 5:07 pm

my car is fast

vroom

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » October 17, 2003, 5:15 pm

Pilsburry wrote:Guru, Is that the Type-R?

No, couldn't afford it. I dumped a lot of money into my helmet.