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What were their parents thinking!?!

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http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/males/

What the fuck were her parents thinking!!!

Anyone know other people with the horrible misfortune of having a name that every kid in school would make fun of? or marvel at?

i.e. Mike Hunt. Anita Cock. Dick Hertz... etc
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They probably weren't thinking what you are thinking.
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What I want to know is what kind of web search were you doing when you ran across that page........
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Post by Asheran Mojomaster »

She looks like she is at least 40, making her parents 60+ most likely. 40 years ago gay didnt mean what gay means today really. It just meant happy!
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Post by *~*stragi*~* »

I acutally know a Mike Hunt and a Dick Hertz, and I know of a guy named Dicks... I feel especially bad for him.
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I have a vewwy gweat fwend in wome with the name biggus dickus.
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Post by emmer »

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... "Incontinentia". "Incontinentia Buttocks".
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Went to high school with the Bridges twins.

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I had a customer with the name Dick Cummings...seriously
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the company I used to work for has a client by the name of Richard Seamen and he prefers to be called Dick...
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Is it me or does she look like a transvestite?
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My parents used to play poker every weekend with a Mr. and Mrs. Richard *Red* Hickeybottom...

After working several years in the corporate payroll dept. of a national "Temp" agency, believe me...I have seen quite a few unusual names pass over my desk during W2 season. :lol:

I'll have to remember to keep a list next year!
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Know someone called Wayne Kerr,who works for same company and me.
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One of my clients has a username of CLit. But besides that, is there something you're not telling us Rivera? :wink:
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The band director of the High School I went to was named Harry Wacker.
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The basketball coach at Arkansas State University where I attended is named Dickey Nutt.
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Family Road Sign on Cottage Road.

Real Names BTW saw the birth certificates

Minnie and Slim the Dicks.
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Some baseball coach is named Rusty Kuntz. I forget if he works for the pirates or the brewers. I think the pirates.
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Jice Virago wrote:What I want to know is what kind of web search were you doing when you ran across that page........
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Went to school with a Heidi Ho, asian dad, german mom.
And I work with a Vicky Victory.
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I was in bootcamp (Navy) with this guy whose last name was Stain, so he was Seaman Stain. He had it rough.
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Theatre teacher in High School was Chuck Dick.
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My Uncle's name is Harry Dickie.

no joke.
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My dad knows a 'Richard Face'.
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Post by Fredonia Coldheart »

Skogen wrote:My Uncle's name is Harry Dickie.

no joke.
I went to school with a Mark Dickie!

I'm a consultant and my last client had a manager by the name of Harold Butts. He went by the name Harry.
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Fredonia Coldheart wrote:
Skogen wrote:My Uncle's name is Harry Dickie.

no joke.
I went to school with a Mark Dickie!

I'm a consultant and my last client had a manager by the name of Harold Butts. He went by the name Harry.
Was this anywhere in/near Nova Scotia, Canada?
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Went to high school with a student named King Wang.
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I went to college with a girl that was named Tally and her last name was Whacker...

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Post by Fredonia Coldheart »

Skogen wrote:
Fredonia Coldheart wrote:
Skogen wrote:My Uncle's name is Harry Dickie.

no joke.
I went to school with a Mark Dickie!

I'm a consultant and my last client had a manager by the name of Harold Butts. He went by the name Harry.
Was this anywhere in/near Nova Scotia, Canada?
Western NY - as far west as you can get from NYC and still be in the state.
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one of my customers is named Hardie Cox. the whole office was dying with that one..
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I used to work with a guy named Richard Dick aka Dick Dick.
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Actually my friend sent it to me, i didn't even think to ask where he got it from. But I probaly don't want to know...
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There was a football coach around here named Richard Whacker.. Went by Dick Whacker.
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Ran across a girl by the name of Daily Johnson today during some random sampling of the DB.
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oh yeah well my real life initials are BRB!!
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Least they didn't do this to their children:

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Marbus wrote:I went to college with a girl that was named Tally and her last name was Whacker...

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Ok, two links broke. Wasn't that funny anyway!
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Wow. What an idiot.
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original link=404'ed!
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Hrm, damn, wonder if she suddenly realized that hundreds of views started racking up... hehe Gaye Males....
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Post by Aslanna »

Still there sorta. Just not the same one.

http://www.coldwellbanker.ca/scripts/cb ... p?id=20370

Let's see how long it takes that one to come down!
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Post by Kilmoll the Sexy »

Have had dealings with people by the names of Stormy Dawn, Candy Cotton, and Carrie Siemen. Also had one person that lived down the street by the name of Peter Herr.
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Had a boss back in high school named Dick Cheu.
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Attended School or had contact with:

Pete Moss
Mandara Savage (what a cool name)
Justin Hale
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Post by Shaerra »

I had a customer in Dallas whose name was Richard Head. When I called, I asked for Dick, his wife said, "Sure, hold on a sec... Dick, telephone." I had to hang up. I couldn't believe the guy actually went by Dick. I mean, come on...he's an adult, and CHOOSES to be called Dick Head.

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good friend in high school
Mike Hunt , sister was Michelle (not the same ring to it )
btw its the " family name , every first born male ina generation must take the name. Poor guys
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I know a harry wang, AND a harry ting.

you should have heard the response when his name was called out loud.. i couldnt stop laughing.. it was a sickness
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