German Innovation

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » October 8, 2003, 1:53 pm

We need this...

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europ ... index.html

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 8, 2003, 2:09 pm

wow, i hope the Nobel committee is reading this!!

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » October 8, 2003, 2:23 pm

Alternatively we could have a 15,000 sq ft room full of racks of shiny baubles for the ladies to hunt through while we are doing more important things.

No need to worry about stock turnover. From my experiences, women spend at least two hours looking to every purchase.

And they wonder why we grumble about being dragged along...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 8, 2003, 2:56 pm

Has there been a Shopping Mall Queen Sim released?

Campaign One: You have just purchased an evening dress at Sears (you start out on a low budget!). Your shopping partner has just informed you that there are some black dress shoes on sale that fit your budget and new dress perfectly. The shoes are located at 1-800-SHOE store in the East wing of the mall almost completely on the other side of the mall.

Mission: Navigate the mall using only your handbag to smack kids out of your way while not using any form of escalator or elevator to get to the shoe store. You have 10 mins to get there.

Goal: Purchase the last pair of black dress shoes at the sale price before your arch rival Cher can buy them.

Accept this mission or play Diaper Change side game for more spending money?

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » October 8, 2003, 3:15 pm

That's a freakin riot. I guess I'm one of the lucky husbands who's wife prefers to do that stuff by herself. So unless what she's looking for is particularly difficult to carry, I'm left to my own devices.

I still love the idea.

Last week the men had a remote control car to play with. Next week there's going to be a mini racetrack

. That's great

, what's next sippy cups and coloring books?

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 8, 2003, 10:59 pm

I wonder what happens if they lose their receipt.

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » October 9, 2003, 3:57 am

I sure hope IKEA gets this asap.

Janx · Post by **Janx** » October 9, 2003, 5:26 am

My question is, if the wife is just gonna dump him off when she gets to where shes shopping..why ask him to go in the first place..

Darwin or Nobel..your call.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 9, 2003, 8:32 am

Places where you can drink beer and watch sports? Aren't these called "pubs"?

Innovation Schminnovation

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 9, 2003, 10:35 am

vn_Tanc wrote:Places where you can drink beer and watch sports? Aren't these called "pubs"?

Innovation Schminnovation

Pubs don't have remote controlled cars and mini-fucking-racetracks!

Gameworks is pretty close. It was a great place for me to kill time while my sister and my neice shopped. They need to dump the traditional fighting games for Xboxes and PS2s plugged into stand-up arcade adapters.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 9, 2003, 10:57 am

Pubs don't have remote controlled cars and mini-fucking-racetracks!

When you have sports and beer you have no need of such fripperies!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 9, 2003, 11:11 am

vn_Tanc wrote:
Pubs don't have remote controlled cars and mini-fucking-racetracks!
When you have sports and beer you have no need of such fripperies!

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em ....HALFTIME!!

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » October 9, 2003, 11:11 am

vn_Tanc wrote:
Pubs don't have remote controlled cars and mini-fucking-racetracks!
When you have sports and beer you have no need of such fripperies!

Beer + Sports + Toys > Beer + Sports

Basic algebra

Homercles · Post by **Homercles** » October 9, 2003, 12:20 pm

Dave-n-Busters ring a bell for anyone?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 9, 2003, 1:30 pm

vn_Tanc wrote: When you have sports and beer you have no need of such fripperies!

Fripperies! I think that's the first I've seen of that word. Had to look it up! Popular in europe?

Synonyms: bagatelles, fluffs, frivolties

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » October 9, 2003, 2:43 pm

Boogahz wrote:I wonder what happens if they lose their receipt.

I am thinking many women are finding out the answer to this question as we speak. Perhaps this is a quicker way to rid yourself of your troublesome partner.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 9, 2003, 3:26 pm

Popular in europe?

Nah only with gobshites like me

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » October 9, 2003, 3:35 pm

I have a buzzy head, bunged up bugle and a froggy froat.