ATTN: Vornowe

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2002, 10:55 am

I know you're a decent guy, but for the next 6 days, you are the scUM on the toilets in Ybor.

DIE CANES, DIE!!!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 3, 2002, 11:45 am

I remember the last time Miami played Florida.

In the immortal words of one of those Valhall bards it makes me "need towel".

In the immortal words of Clubber Lang when asked for a prediction, "Pain".

it will be more of the same.

These scenes brought to you from the 2001 Sugar Bowl. Miami 37 Florida 20

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 3, 2002, 11:48 am

Powa Owned

noel · Post by **noel** » September 3, 2002, 11:52 am

ROFL... poor Masteen.

Maybe you could post something about Gatorade Masteen.

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » September 3, 2002, 11:52 am

Right actor, wrong role: it was Clubber Lang who gave that prediction.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 3, 2002, 11:54 am

hehe yes Oggie, i'm still trying to shake out the cobwebs from playing some stupid computer game till 3am last night

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2002, 12:14 pm

New head coach + @ Miami = Masteen is very, very afraid.

Poor me? Nah. Poor Zook. His second game as HBC is in the Orange Bowl. I think Obi-Wan described it best:

Coral Gables, Florida. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

DIE! DIE! DIE!!!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 3, 2002, 12:43 pm

its in the swamp Masteen, you pulling tubes already this morning?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 3, 2002, 12:54 pm

I can't wait for the Red River Shootout this year... with Texas and Oklahoma being ranked in the top 5 again, it should be excellent. (Hopefully better than last year's yawnfest.)

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 3, 2002, 1:58 pm

Don't worry X, if the game blows again this year, I'll streak in the third quarter, mid play. Look mom, I'm on TV!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2002, 2:19 pm

I thought the game was in Miami, my bad!

Well, that means the Gators have a chance! Not a good chance unless our line stiffens up on BOTH sides of the ball, but a chance none the less!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 3, 2002, 2:35 pm

Tru, I cant wait to see that on the news

Funny funny stuff...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 3, 2002, 2:36 pm

His mom will be so proud! I like Tru, but given his offer, I'm hoping for an exciting game this year.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 3, 2002, 3:30 pm

There's toilets in Ybor?

Humfrey · Post by **Humfrey** » September 3, 2002, 3:35 pm

Texas-Oklahoma should be about the same as last year, Xouqua...Chris Simms pretending like he is a real quarterback.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 3, 2002, 3:40 pm

Football.. bleah.

HOCKEY SEASON STARTS SOON!!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2002, 3:42 pm

There's toilets in Ybor?

Yeah, sometimes the alleys fill up and we're forced to use the indoor outhouses

Karae · Post by **Karae** » September 3, 2002, 3:55 pm

The Rock says Miami gonna take that football, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up Florida's candy-ass. Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Smells like a bad cliche to me...

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » September 3, 2002, 4:49 pm

masteen wrote:
There's toilets in Ybor?
Yeah, sometimes the alleys fill up and we're forced to use the indoor outhouses

I drive through Ybor every morning on the way to work, you see some bizare stuff there around daylight (if you're sober at any rate).