On the topic of beer - Whiskeydick

emmer · Post by **emmer** » October 1, 2003, 8:53 pm

Does anyone else get this?

Since there has been a lot of discussion on beer, pubs, and drinking in general, I thought it only fair to discuss one of the less popular but every bit as real aspects of the topic. The dreaded whiskeydick. For me at least, there is no greater sense of panic than when you are with a woman and you feel it setting in. First comes the akwardness, then the shame, shortly after the apologizing, and ulitmately the remainder of the night spent silently weeping alone. Yet noone talks about it... I know I can't be the only one.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 1, 2003, 9:08 pm

Nah, but I have passed out during the act before...

"So, you want to come over tonight?"
/slap

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » October 1, 2003, 9:12 pm

What? No...never.

But then again I've never gotten sex so regularly that I wasn't skipping circles around the room in anticipation either.

It actually helps sober you up to have sex...I think it's slighty more sobering then a long hot shower.

I've almost made some bad judgement calls while drunk tho.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » October 1, 2003, 10:13 pm

what are we talking about?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 1, 2003, 10:17 pm

I thought temporary impotency while drunk?

emmer · Post by **emmer** » October 1, 2003, 10:56 pm

what he said

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » October 1, 2003, 11:09 pm

I thought you at first ment, your dick smelled like whiskey. wtf

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 1, 2003, 11:09 pm

How about impotency durring a hangover?

Drolgin Steingrinder · October 1, 2003, 11:43 pm

scotch penix

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 2, 2003, 12:29 am

I have gotten it before, but it is a rare occurance.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 2, 2003, 6:02 am

Never ever had the problem from booze but there was this one time after playing Doom on acid all day. . .didn't go well AT ALL (><)

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 2, 2003, 7:27 am

Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.

I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 2, 2003, 10:35 am

kyoukan wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.
I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

Ha

I am sure your hubby suffers from Kyoukadick, the inability to perform with an ugly midget slavering over the Penix.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 2, 2003, 10:53 am

I have had it go both ways. Much like playing pool, you hit that magic amount of alchohol imbibed and you are just unstoppable.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 2, 2003, 11:19 am

never.

i have puked passed out on the floor and been revived by mouth to unit resuscusitation. finding that i was fully operational even while unconcious.

i've been so utterly fucked up on just about anything and never been impaired, so for the rest of you sorry bastards, all i can say is hahaha

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 2, 2003, 11:25 am

I've had sex during an alcohol induced black out. The only reason I even found out is because she left her panties behind.

Thankfully, she wasn't beastly. I was REALLY glad to find out my beer goggles aren't strong enough to let me hump a wookie.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 2, 2003, 11:28 am

Usually if I know I am going to have fun with some ladies, I sort of pace myself. I have only had it once and it was Super Bowl, getting laid that night was like the last thing I was expecting that night.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 2, 2003, 11:39 am

Voronwë wrote:never.

i have puked passed out on the floor and been revived by mouth to unit resuscusitation.

HAHAHA

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 2, 2003, 11:54 am

kyoukan wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.
I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

*dies*

oh man, I'm cryin' here!! too funny!!

sorry pils!

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » October 2, 2003, 11:55 am

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I have had it go both ways. Much like playing pool, you hit that magic amount of alchohol imbibed and you are just unstoppable.

Same here. If I have too much, forget it, I am useless. With juuuuust the right amount, however, its da bomb!

Sendarie · Post by **Sendarie** » October 2, 2003, 6:22 pm

Of course then theres those of us that get the opposite of whiskey dick. It can be quite a pain in the (nm poor choice of words) when you cant get off. Staying hard as a rock and tearing it up for what seems like hours eventually just get tired of trying and give in and pass out.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 2, 2003, 6:53 pm

Atokal wrote:Ha
I am sure your hubby suffers from Kyoukadick, the inability to perform with an ugly midget slavering over the Penix.

well that lasted almost 3 whole days. I thought you promised you were going to stop being such a stupid fucking unfunny troll who has to respond to every post I make? Or did that promise go down with every other time you've said you were going to do something at fucking fail at it?

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » October 2, 2003, 6:54 pm

I was REALLY glad to find out my beer goggles aren't strong enough to let me hump a wookie.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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