Lebowski Time!!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 29, 2003, 1:34 am

They call Los Angeles the City of
Angels. I didn't find it to be that
exactly, but I'll allow as there are
some nice folks there. 'Course, I
can't say I seen London, and I never
been to France, and I ain't never
seen no queen in her damn undies as
the fella says. But I'll tell you
what, after seeing Los Angeles and
thisahere story I'm about to unfold--
wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever'
bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any
a those other places, and in English
too, so I can die with a smile on my
face without feelin' like the good
Lord gypped me.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 29, 2003, 6:03 am

sam elliot is such a great actor.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 29, 2003, 8:06 am

teh Sam!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 29, 2003, 9:59 am

Sam rocked in 'We Were Soldiers' !

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 29, 2003, 10:43 am

Sam was the man in Tombstone. Though Val Kilmer stole the movie.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 29, 2003, 10:43 am

One of the few times I actually liked Val Kilmer...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 29, 2003, 2:39 pm

Vaemas wrote:One of the few times I actually liked Val Kilmer...

Blasphemer!

Post by **Sylvus** » September 29, 2003, 2:48 pm

Sam Elliott has a really fantastic moustache.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » September 29, 2003, 2:48 pm

You didn't like him in Willow?

emmer · Post by **emmer** » September 29, 2003, 5:29 pm

D'ya have a good sarsaparilla?

Revs · Post by **Revs** » September 29, 2003, 5:31 pm

Fucking dog has fucking papers...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 29, 2003, 5:49 pm

Sylvus wrote:Sam Elliott has a really fantastic moustache.

Straight outta 70's pr0n. FABALUS!

Tuldian · Post by **Tuldian** » September 29, 2003, 10:47 pm

What can I say man, the dude abides.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 29, 2003, 11:06 pm

WALTER
He lives in North Hollywood on
Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger--

DUDE
The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.

WALTER
Near the In-and-Out Burger--

DONNY
Those are good burgers, Walter.

WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny. This kid
is in the ninth grade, Dude, and his
father is--are you ready for this?--
Arthur Digby Sellers.

Tuldian · Post by **Tuldian** » September 30, 2003, 1:31 am

*Cues Mexican Hotel California*

DUDE:
Fucking Quintana, that creep can roll, man.

WALTER:
Yeah but he's a pervert dude.

DUDE:
Yeah...

WALTER:
No, he's a sex offender, with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he is a pederast.

DONNY:
What's a pederast Walter?

WALTER:
Shut the fuck up Donny.

*fast foward*

JESUS:
Are you ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Liam and me, were gonna fuck you up.

DUDE:
Yeah...well, that's just like...your opinion man.

JESUS:
Let me tell YOU something pendajo. You pull any of your crazy shit on us you pull your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.

DUDE:
Jesus....

JESUS:
You said it man, nobody fucks with The Jesus.

WALTER:
......8 year olds dude.....