Best Worst Pick-Up lines

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » September 23, 2003, 5:00 pm

Morgrym wrote:Is your shirt felt? (rub hand on breasts at this point)

haha, i just saw a guy pull this in the hall at school today...he's going to get harrassment charges

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » September 23, 2003, 5:48 pm

Zamtuk wins... Pearl Harbor is priceless...

This one I have actually used before a few years ago in a bar when this ssame topic came up and we decided it a great idea to test some. Let the outcome be your imagination...

Ducru - "Hi there

"
Anon_girl01 - "Hello

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Ducru - "You doing OK tonight?

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Anon_girl01 - "Yes

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Ducru - "Can you do me a favor?

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Anon_girl01 - "sure

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Ducru - "When you're able, I just need to you take your clothes off so it's easier for me to fuck you

"

<insert outcome here>

Ducru

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » September 23, 2003, 6:07 pm

My cousin actually had a guy try this one on her a few years back:

Damn, im getting sober and you still look pretty.

Deijah Vu · Post by **Deijah Vu** » September 23, 2003, 6:26 pm

If after you had 2 pitchers of beer and I'm still ugly, do you think we can still fuck?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 23, 2003, 11:32 pm

I thought nothing could make me stop thinking about 4 year olds untill I saw you

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 23, 2003, 11:59 pm

Did Atokal use that on you?

Sorry, had to do it.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 24, 2003, 12:08 am

cant beleive i fell for it

Deijah Vu · Post by **Deijah Vu** » September 24, 2003, 12:09 am

Do you believe in mercy fucks???

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 24, 2003, 12:27 am

That is absolutely the worst pick up line ever. Do you try to pick up dominatrixes?

emmer · Post by **emmer** » September 24, 2003, 12:47 am

a/s/l??????????????????????????

Deijah Vu · Post by **Deijah Vu** » September 24, 2003, 12:59 am

emmer wrote:a/s/l??????????????????????????

hahaha god if that isn't the single most annoying thing about the internet!!!

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » September 24, 2003, 2:20 am

"those real?"

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » September 24, 2003, 12:37 pm

Pilsburry wrote:"those real?"

You've used that one before, haven't you?!

Post by **Sylvus** » September 24, 2003, 1:16 pm

Pilsburry wrote:"those real?"

If I had a nickel for every time someone's used that on me...

Lynxe · Post by **Lynxe** » September 24, 2003, 1:59 pm

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 24, 2003, 2:15 pm

Its either you or the dog

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » September 24, 2003, 3:10 pm

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » September 24, 2003, 3:45 pm

How about we see if you can turn me straight

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 24, 2003, 7:19 pm

"Hey baby, can I screw you for $100? Cause I could really use the money".

Topper · Post by **Topper** » September 25, 2003, 7:12 pm

woah, those are some nice legs, when do they open?

Moongrinn · Post by **Moongrinn** » September 25, 2003, 11:28 pm

Tonight, I will be making love to you, and I'd really appreciate it if you were there in person.

Asheran Mojomaster · September 25, 2003, 11:35 pm

Moongrinn wrote:Tonight, I will be making love to you, and I'd really appreciate it if you were there in person.

lol

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