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Rivera Bladestrike
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by Rivera Bladestrike » September 21, 2003, 9:32 pm
A couple friends and I were discussing funny pick up lines, and we got a ton of good laughs...
So what are your favorite, good or bad pick-up lines?
Sabek
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by Sabek » September 21, 2003, 10:41 pm
Hey baby, do you clean your pants with Windex?
Cause I can see myself in them.
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Pherr the Dorf
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by Pherr the Dorf » September 21, 2003, 10:50 pm
You have to know Santa Cruz to truely appreciate this. Front Street Pub, downtown SC, sorta cute dirty hippy chick, older leech
"So, you live indoors?"
The first duty of a patriot is to question the government
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Zamtuk
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by Zamtuk » September 21, 2003, 10:58 pm
Hey, do you wanna go play Pearl Harbor?
What's Pearl Harbor?
It's where I sit in a chair and you blow the shit out of me.
Fuck Michigan!
Rivera Bladestrike
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by Rivera Bladestrike » September 21, 2003, 11:03 pm
Zamtuk wrote: Hey, do you wanna go play Pearl Harbor?
What's Pearl Harbor?
It's where I sit in a chair and you blow the shit out of me.
hahhaha
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by Kaldaur » September 21, 2003, 11:14 pm
If you ever want to see your kids again, you'll do what I want.
Xzion
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by Xzion » September 21, 2003, 11:18 pm
Zamtuk wrote: Hey, do you wanna go play Pearl Harbor?
What's Pearl Harbor?
It's where I sit in a chair and you blow the shit out of me.
lmao fuckin priceless
Rivera Bladestrike
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by Rivera Bladestrike » September 21, 2003, 11:24 pm
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"
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by Canelek » September 21, 2003, 11:32 pm
Wanna go out in my boat for some offshore drilling?
en kærlighed småkager
Zamtuk
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by Zamtuk » September 21, 2003, 11:35 pm
I have a 9 inch penis.
Fuck Michigan!
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by Sendarie » September 21, 2003, 11:56 pm
Hi, did you know I can lick my eyebrows?
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Zamtuk
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by Zamtuk » September 22, 2003, 12:04 am
You might as well do the things I am going to tell everyone else we did.
Fuck Michigan!
Sendarie
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by Sendarie » September 22, 2003, 12:53 am
Is the answer to "Will you sleep with me?" the same as the answer to this question?
Sendarie
Pilsburry
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by Pilsburry » September 22, 2003, 1:30 am
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" (Women love compliments)
Or you lick your finger and touch thier shoulder then say..
"Hey baby, how about me and you get out of these wet clothes"
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Drolgin Steingrinder
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by Drolgin Steingrinder » September 22, 2003, 1:45 am
"My dick may not be very big, but I have a tongue like a german shepherd."
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
Pahreyia
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by Pahreyia » September 22, 2003, 2:15 am
worst one used on me:
"Hey baby, wanna got 50/50 on a rape charge?"
Terarle
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by Terarle » September 22, 2003, 2:19 am
Hey Baby, Want to help me put the pimp back in my limp?
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by Sylvus » September 22, 2003, 2:35 am
While it's really lame now, my favorite that I heard for the first time in high school was:
"That shirt is very becoming on you"
"Thanks"
"Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too"
I have another that I just heard recently that I'll add, when I remember
"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant." - Barack Obama
Go Blue!
Pilsburry
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by Pilsburry » September 22, 2003, 2:44 am
"Do you have any Irish in you?"
"no"
"Do you want to?"
(being that I'm part irish, if your italian or german, use that...)
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Traz-KOE
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by Traz-KOE » September 22, 2003, 2:44 am
Hey baby, do you clean your pants with Windex?
You look like the sort of dumb bitch that would do a stupid thing like that.
Traz Blackwolfe (Retired)
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I could turn you inside out
What I choose not to do
beasted
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by beasted » September 22, 2003, 3:47 am
there's really no topping the pearl harbor one. =p
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vn_Tanc
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by vn_Tanc » September 22, 2003, 4:27 am
My face is leaving in 5 minutes.
Be on it.
A man with a fork
In a world of soup
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by kyoukan » September 22, 2003, 5:30 am
HIM: Hey baby you look like you have a little greek in you.
ME: No.
HIM: Well would you like some?
ME: OH SNAP!
noel
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by noel » September 22, 2003, 6:20 am
1: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guinivere?
2: Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven?
Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Tegellan
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by Tegellan » September 22, 2003, 8:08 am
Me: i am sorry to break this to you, but i am afraid your father was a thief.
Her: Wtf? (or something to that effect)
Me: He stole 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Fortune favors the brave!
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by Zamtuk » September 22, 2003, 8:35 am
*Check tag on shirt*
Oh, I thought it said made in heaven.
giggety-giggety
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by Gnomies » September 22, 2003, 8:36 am
Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
Gnomies Tinkerbeans~
Mort
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by Mort » September 22, 2003, 12:05 pm
Man: Wanna go out for a pizza, then fuck?
Woman: WHAT?!? No.
Man: What's wrong, you dont like pizza?
________________________________________________________
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"It's not very big around, but it's short"
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Xyphir
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by Xyphir » September 22, 2003, 2:04 pm
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
emmer
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by emmer » September 22, 2003, 2:13 pm
ME: Hey baby, where have you been all my life?
HER: Hiding from you.
ME: OH SNAP!
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by Voronwë » September 22, 2003, 2:22 pm
Hi, my name is Pilsbury
I kid
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by Skogen » September 22, 2003, 2:22 pm
Pherr the Dorf wrote: You have to know Santa Cruz to truely appreciate this. Front Street Pub, downtown SC, sorta cute dirty hippy chick, older leech
"So, you live indoors?"
lmao!!
I am sure you know about that community of people the live up behind UCSC in the trees. Yes, up in the trees. Sort of wood-elf style.
Pilsburry
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by Pilsburry » September 22, 2003, 2:33 pm
"Come on babe, I'm small, I got no stamina..I'll be in and out real fast and you'll hardly feel a thing"
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Hayley
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by Hayley » September 22, 2003, 2:40 pm
This is not really a pick-up line, more like a pick-up action. Either way, I TOTALLY fell for it....no I'm not blonde.
This guy and I had been flirting back and forth at a party. All of a sudden, he places his hand over his eye and he's saying, "ack! something got in my eye!" So I get really close to him saying, "are you ok?" Then he opens his eye up slowly and asks if I can get a closer look to see if I can see anything there. So I move in closer and WHAM! He lays a kiss on me. I kissed him back kind of giggling about it. How naive I was at 18!
Chidoro
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by Chidoro » September 22, 2003, 3:01 pm
How'd you like to be the first human sock puppet?
Ebumar
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by Ebumar » September 22, 2003, 4:09 pm
Wtf chid lmao
BeatSoggybiscuit
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by BeatSoggybiscuit » September 22, 2003, 4:44 pm
if we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
gav, undead rogue - hyjal
Krindol
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by Krindol » September 22, 2003, 5:12 pm
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Sabek
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by Sabek » September 22, 2003, 5:16 pm
Wanna help me practice my math?
We go back to my apartment subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and start to multiply.
Sabek
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Seebs
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by Seebs » September 22, 2003, 5:23 pm
This is not really a pick-up line, more like a pick-up action. Either way, I TOTALLY fell for it....no I'm not blonde.
This guy and I had been flirting back and forth at a party. All of a sudden, he places his hand over his eye and he's saying, "ack! something got in my eye!" So I get really close to him saying, "are you ok?" Then he opens his eye up slowly and asks if I can get a closer look to see if I can see anything there. So I move in closer and WHAM! He lays a kiss on me. I kissed him back kind of giggling about it. How naive I was at 18!
Ack .. Something got on my zipper ...
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by Sylvus » September 22, 2003, 5:23 pm
I think I found the
worst pickup lines .
Some of my favorites include:
inlovewithgod.com wrote: honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips. ")
hello, will you be my shulamite?
God was showing off when he made you.
before tonight, i never believed in predestination.
"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant." - Barack Obama
Go Blue!
Deneve
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by Deneve » September 22, 2003, 6:40 pm
Xyphir wrote: If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
buh-doom-tish!
hehe, punnery owns!
cid
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by cid » September 22, 2003, 7:16 pm
Me: Excuse me miss, do you know why women prefer bald me?
Her: No why?
Me: They have a place to put their gum on the way down
Her: Slap!
Truant
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by Truant » September 23, 2003, 12:39 am
First heard this at freshman orientation before adventuring off on the fun that is college. My freshman advisor told me this one before they had some stupid freshman social thing.
Excuse me miss, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd really like to tap that ass.
Vaemas
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by Vaemas » September 23, 2003, 12:50 am
LOL Tru
High Chancellor for Single Malt Scotches, Accounting Stuffs and Biffin Greeting.
/tell Biffin 'sup bro!
Spang
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by Spang » September 23, 2003, 10:39 am
If i was a cup of coffee, would you be my sugar?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to leave and come back?
How do you like your eggs - poached, scrambled or fertilized?
Make love, fuck war, peace will save us.
Zamtuk
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by Zamtuk » September 23, 2003, 12:06 pm
That was a dubious post....
Fuck Michigan!
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by Akaran_D » September 23, 2003, 12:37 pm
Guy: Want a drink?
Girl: Sure
Guy: Ok. Kneel down and let me open up the tap.
Akaran of Mistmoore , formerly Akaran of Veeshan
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by Jassun » September 23, 2003, 1:23 pm
guy: (walks up to girl) hey baby, wanna go back to my place and fuck?
girl: (slaps guy) fuck off, jerk
guy: (yelling after girl who is walking away) so i guess a blowjob is out of the question?
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Morgrym
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by Morgrym » September 23, 2003, 1:31 pm
Are your legs tired? You have been running through my mind all night.
Sorry, but I could not help notice me noticing you.
How many drinks do I have to feed you before you go home with me?
Hot Damn, Slippery Nipple...no, they are drinks
You ever fucked a stranger? Hi, my name is ________
Is your shirt felt? (rub hand on breasts at this point)
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FKA Morgrym / Skrunch (Veeshan) <retired>