Things we do for our Wives!!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 29, 2002, 9:51 am

I had to go to the Billy Ray Cyrus concert last night now I have that Damn Achey breaky Heart song in my head.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » August 29, 2002, 10:06 am

The Feds played that song at maximum volume on giant speakers to try and drive David Koresh out of his compound in Waco. True story.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 29, 2002, 10:30 am

Well it worked they chose to stay in and burn up rather then listen to it anymore

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 29, 2002, 10:40 am

Reason 1,562 NOT to get married.

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 29, 2002, 11:08 am

I'm with Bill Hicks where Billy Ray Cyrus is concerned.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 29, 2002, 1:38 pm

Isn't Billy Raye, Billy Bob and can't get a job related?

BTW Cartalas I mourn for you!

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » August 29, 2002, 1:43 pm

Drolgin, what did Bill Hicks say, havent seen him make a comment on Billy Ray Cryus

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 29, 2002, 1:47 pm

Bill Hicks:

"I've got a great idea for a new TV-show. I would host it, of course. The name of the show would be "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus". I think it's fairly self-explanatory. Each week we let the Hounds of Hell loose and chase that jarhead, no-talent, cracker idiot all over the globe 'till I finally catch that fruity little ponytail of his, pull him to his Chippendale's knees, put a shotgun in his mouth -- POW!"

Velasca · Post by **Velasca** » August 29, 2002, 2:02 pm

He still performs??

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 29, 2002, 2:11 pm

/agree with Drolgin and Bill Hicks...

So what seats did ya have for the concert Cartalas? LOL!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » August 29, 2002, 2:11 pm

shit

I would rather shoot myself in the foot, on national television, for no compensation, than PAY to go see Billy Ray Cyrus.

Leelee · Post by **Leelee** » August 29, 2002, 2:15 pm

lol poor Cart!

/agree Drolgin
/agree Truant

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 29, 2002, 3:05 pm

Row 11 at the Minnesota State Fair What really sucked was the Bellamy Brothers opened up talk about your wide variety of people. I want to thank all for the Flowers and cards your sympathy is appreciated.

On a side not the guy sitting next to me said the only reason he was there with his Girlfriend was to get laid.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 29, 2002, 3:12 pm

So.....what was the mullet count for that concert?

Mullet = Business in the front, party in the back

i.e. Mississippi Mudflap, Fop, Ape Drape, Wisonsin Waterfall, Shong, Soccer Rocker, Forbidden Hair(Euro), Poodle Head, etc..

/agree Drolgin

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 29, 2002, 3:15 pm

There were a few Mullets there but nothing more attractive then the 300lb women stuffing her face with the deep fried Cheese Curds.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 29, 2002, 3:17 pm

Canelek that is some funny shit ROFL! I heard that the Mullet is now back in fashion in California!

BTW I am all in favor of the reverse Mullet for ugly chicks!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 29, 2002, 3:18 pm

Ouch, not a very pretty picture...

Humfrey · Post by **Humfrey** » August 29, 2002, 4:50 pm

Canelek, you missed the most obvious alternative name for the mullet...hockey hair.

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » August 29, 2002, 5:18 pm

It isnt all women, I was kind enough when I got tickets to go to the Santana concert and had enough beer in me to invite my signifigant other.. he said *whos Santana*
I took my friend, he wasnt worthy enough to see them imho.
He also still drives around playing *Aint nuttin but a G thang* REALLY LOUD!(Pardon my ebonics typos)

All concerts after that, like Rush my friend went, and I got tix to BB King...I was so desperate to not ask him I took my MOM!
So, not all wives listen to that ass shaker or drag their men places, her friend was probably busy~

Auerilian_Moonfrost · Post by **Auerilian_Moonfrost** » August 29, 2002, 5:39 pm

jeez and my girlfreind made me go see Tool, then after that White Zombie. In the same month.

But however, she didnt want to go see Willie Nelson or Deep Purple/Dio which made me sad..

Revs · Post by **Revs** » August 29, 2002, 7:25 pm

You didn't want to go to see Tool or White Zombie? Wuss

Auerilian_Moonfrost · Post by **Auerilian_Moonfrost** » August 29, 2002, 9:03 pm

O no I wanted to see Tool and White Zombie, hehe believe me. Tool show=best show ever. contortionists, fire, lasers and everything