fnord Wars

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 3, 2003, 1:56 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:Why do you idiots keep arguing with Cartalas? No one here gets a hard on by watching a teacher belittle a pre-schooler, so why do you keep it up? I seriously get no pleasure from watching him get owned on every thread, and I am just now getting to the point of my eyes hurting when I see his 5th grade one liners.

In short, you are morons for arguing with him on every thread, I blame him no more than I blame the retarded kid that has to wear a mouthpiece. He is what he is, stop poking him with sticks.

You think you have it all figured out dont ya? You have no clue?

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 3, 2003, 2:07 pm

See how easy it is to ignore him? I am leading by example here.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 3, 2003, 3:00 pm

i saw a fortune at lunch today. It said:

"Your fortune is: To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent."

no mention was made of the STFU button

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » September 3, 2003, 3:15 pm

I wanna be in the cool fnord

Do I need to donate? will that get me on the banner?

What I can't understand is why people don't just use the ignore button, it worked on Sparty... we haven't seen him for months, lol or at least I haven't, hahah.

Marb

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2003, 3:17 pm

Marbus wrote:I wanna be in the cool fnord Do I need to donate?

With a mouth as pretty as yours, you won't have to donate...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 3, 2003, 3:24 pm

Marbus wrote:I wanna be in the cool fnord Do I need to donate? will that get me on the banner?

What I can't understand is why people don't just use the ignore button, it worked on Sparty... we haven't seen him for months, lol or at least I haven't, hahah.

Marb

wtf? i liek sparty. ><

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 3, 2003, 3:39 pm

Hey dudes.

Whats been goin on in the past month?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 3, 2003, 3:42 pm

Zamtuk wrote:Hey dudes. Whats been goin on in the past month?

Teh fnord and Clan Stoopid have gone to war. Adel and Esth tied the knot. Truant is still a sexah bitch. Sup with you?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 3, 2003, 8:42 pm

ahh, what are the rosters of said sides? Though it is obvious who is on clan stupid. /cough hey atokal /cough

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » September 4, 2003, 12:42 pm

Zamtuk wrote:ahh, what are the rosters of said sides? Though it is obvious who is on clan stupid. /cough hey atokal /cough

WOW a new clan is born led by Zamtuk.

Cheers for Clan Sycophant.
Others in this clan include:

Kelshara
Sunserae
Kelgar
Trek

Oooh the Powah.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 4, 2003, 1:07 pm

Hey! I think you're fucking stupid too!
Can I have a team?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 4, 2003, 1:16 pm

Everyone who doesn't like Atokal gets their own anti freedom team. Come sign up now!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 4, 2003, 1:23 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:Hey! I think you're fucking stupid too!
Can I have a team?

Yes you may your on Teamsuckalotofcock.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 4, 2003, 1:24 pm

Truant wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Vetiria wrote:
Xouqoa wrote:You just get wittier every day, Cart.

You're like a fine vintage wine... or something.
More like a moldy cheese.
Still got one thing to say to you!!!

ROW
And one to say to you:

PE

I have another, BotS

Melrin_Specclaster · September 4, 2003, 1:28 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Vetiria wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Still got one thing to say to you!!!

ROW
One of these days, something intelligent may yet slip out on accident.
And one of these days someone may forget you were in ROW.

Unfortunately for you, nobody will ever forget you ARE a dumbass.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 4, 2003, 1:30 pm

Melrin_Specclaster wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Vetiria wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Still got one thing to say to you!!!

ROW
One of these days, something intelligent may yet slip out on accident.
And one of these days someone may forget you were in ROW.
Unfortunately for you, nobody will ever forget you ARE a dumbass.

Ouch that hurts! I see we have another tool for the shed.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 4, 2003, 1:37 pm

This is GREAT! It's like shooting retards in a barrel!

You can spot them by the "i know you are but what am I?" responses, or their assigning us to teams!

Carry on. . .

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 4, 2003, 1:40 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:This is GREAT! It's like shooting retards in a barrel!

You can spot them by the "i know you are but what am I?" responses, or their assigning us to teams!

Carry on. . .

What a dumb ass!, I bet Mom is happy, Its kinda funny how your little Butt Pirate buddys do the same thing but you never take the time to remove the cock from your mouth to comment.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 4, 2003, 1:44 pm

i still havent seen any of you guys make a funnier insult then ass giblet

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 4, 2003, 1:45 pm

Your face looks like an ass giblet.
lolsols<ol

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » September 4, 2003, 3:16 pm

Cartalas your level of stupidty amazes me everyday. I guess your have to be able to pride yourself on something though right.

Yes I know I am but what are you.
There you don't even have to reply to me now.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 4, 2003, 3:18 pm

Denadeb wrote:Cartalas your level of stupidty amazes me everyday. I guess your have to be able to pride yourself on something though right.

Yes I know I am but what are you.
There you don't even have to reply to me now.

/yawn

Post by **Sylvus** » September 4, 2003, 3:21 pm

Sometimes I wish Cartalas would just go play in traffic.

The rest of the time I'm usually hoping he'd die in a fire.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 4, 2003, 3:24 pm

Sylvus wrote:Sometimes I wish Cartalas would just go play in traffic.

The rest of the time I'm usually hoping he'd die in a fire.

Yahoo a comment from Rent-A-Mod

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » September 4, 2003, 4:56 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Denadeb wrote:Cartalas your level of stupidty amazes me everyday. I guess your have to be able to pride yourself on something though right.

Yes I know I am but what are you.
There you don't even have to reply to me now.
/yawn

Add Denadeb to team fnord along with the asshole Stragi who thinks pedophilia is funny.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » September 4, 2003, 5:05 pm

Stragi wrote:Your face looks like an ass giblet.

I want to say someone is a cum sponge, but I don't hate anyone enough to do that! =(

-=Lohrno

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 4, 2003, 6:07 pm

Atokal wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Denadeb wrote:Cartalas your level of stupidty amazes me everyday. I guess your have to be able to pride yourself on something though right.

Yes I know I am but what are you.
There you don't even have to reply to me now.
/yawn
Add Denadeb to team fnord along with the asshole Stragi who thinks pedophilia is funny.

or maybe the reason everybody is saying shit about you is because you annoy them. surely it COULDNT be anything you did. It MUST be "the fnord"!

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » September 4, 2003, 8:00 pm

OH GOD NO

I'm part of The fnord what ever will I do.

I could give a shit about who is freinds with who here. If your a fucking moron thats what I'm going to call your ass. You Atokal and Cartalas both fit that description. If you want to label me as what ever Doesn't bother me in the least. When you two "Ass Giblets" start posting something of value maybe just maybe people will stop fucking with you about how fucking stupid you are. Granted that will probably never happen cause we all know you two couldn't find your way out of the bed of a truck with out someone letting you out.

Your Buddy
Denadeb - Team fnord

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 4, 2003, 8:24 pm

She's not my woman you sick freak.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E EVERYBODY!

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 4, 2003, 8:29 pm

masteen wrote:
Zamtuk wrote:Hey dudes. Whats been goin on in the past month?
Teh fnord and Clan Stoopid have gone to war. Adel and Esth tied the knot. Truant is still a sexah bitch. Sup with you?

I've had the honor of grabbing Truant's ass. All I can say is that one moment, that pure, beautiful moment made me wish I was a woman so I could experience the true sexx0r that is Truant.

Badabidi · Post by **Badabidi** » September 4, 2003, 9:53 pm

kewl stuffz dood

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 5, 2003, 2:51 am

sup vaemas?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 5, 2003, 2:46 pm

That doesn't sound like a very selective fnord if the only criteria for entry is knowing Cartalas, Atokal, et al are retards. You better add me too!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 5, 2003, 3:24 pm

Aslanna wrote:Thit doesn't sound like a very selective fnord if the only criteria for entry is knowing Cartalas, Atokal, et al are retards. You better add me too!

Nope you cant get in you cant spell sorry

thit?

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » September 5, 2003, 3:24 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:Why do you idiots keep arguing with Cartalas? No one here gets a hard on by watching a teacher belittle a pre-schooler, so why do you keep it up? I seriously get no pleasure from watching him get owned on every thread, and I am just now getting to the point of my eyes hurting when I see his 5th grade one liners.

In short, you are morons for arguing with him on every thread, I blame him no more than I blame the retarded kid that has to wear a mouthpiece. He is what he is, stop poking him with sticks.

Bravo

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 5, 2003, 4:22 pm

Forthe wrote:
Krimson Klaw wrote:Why do you idiots keep arguing with Cartalas? No one here gets a hard on by watching a teacher belittle a pre-schooler, so why do you keep it up? I seriously get no pleasure from watching him get owned on every thread, and I am just now getting to the point of my eyes hurting when I see his 5th grade one liners.

In short, you are morons for arguing with him on every thread, I blame him no more than I blame the retarded kid that has to wear a mouthpiece. He is what he is, stop poking him with sticks.
Bravo

Psssttt your one of the morons arguing with me

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 6, 2003, 5:15 am

Truant wrote:sup vaemas?

Sup Tru?

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » September 6, 2003, 5:34 am

You know after a night of smash mouth boozing cartalas and toker even look like bigger fucking retards. I owuld post more but the god damn screen is bluirry abd im having a hard time focusing on the keys so m aybe ill continue this when im sober.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » September 6, 2003, 6:57 am

Den Posts!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 6, 2003, 9:29 am

Denadeb wrote:You know after a night of smash mouth boozing cartalas and toker even look like bigger fucking retards. I owuld post more but the god damn screen is bluirry abd im having a hard time focusing on the keys so m aybe ill continue this when im sober.

Rough night at the bowling alley?

laneela · Post by **laneela** » September 7, 2003, 4:37 am

I have a serious question.

Do Cartalas, Atokal and gang really not know how stupid they are? Anyone with half a brain cell can see that they can barely make sense 99% of the time. I mean, you have to be pretty fucking stupid to not realize how stupid these kids are. Them not knowing how moronic they truly are is proof in itself of the kind of idiots we're dealing with.

It boggles the mind....

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 7, 2003, 9:17 am

laneela wrote:I have a serious question.

Do Cartalas, Atokal and gang really not know how stupid they are? Anyone with half a brain cell can see that they can barely make sense 99% of the time. I mean, you have to be pretty fucking stupid to not realize how stupid these kids are. Them not knowing how moronic they truly are is proof in itself of the kind of idiots we're dealing with.

It boggles the mind....

It boggles my mind you even post my little Twatwaffle.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 7, 2003, 12:49 pm

Cartalas has confessed before why it is he posts like that. Atokal is just a worthless piece of shit, who doesn't know any better.

I hope that clears things up.

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » September 7, 2003, 8:12 pm

You people have it all wrong. Cartalas is actually a very popular person at school. I mean, everbody loves taking curve-based classes with him because they know that they'll get an A in the course as long as he shows up every day for class. Retards love him because they don't have the attention span to read past one line, so every time he posts, they understand and empathize with him. Then again, retarded kids are usually laughing at him, not with him. He's so ugly and stupid that when he stands between his parents in family pictures, they're seen wearing T-shirts that say 'I'm with Ugly' and 'I'm with Stupid' with an arrow pointing at him.

People feel so sorry for Cartalas when they see him that had he been born in the 70's and Jerry Lewis used him as a poster child for Jerry's Kids, he would've surpassed Bill Gates in net worth today. Sally Struthers once flooded out the Help-A-Child Foundation headquarters with tears when she met Cartalas for the first time. The doctors had to rush her to the emergency room because she lost 200 lbs from dehydration. Had Cartalas been one of Jesus' disciples, Jesus would've never completed his life's work because he would've put a dagger through his own heart before the Romans could crucify him. The reason why you read about so many blind or dumb prophets in old histories and legends is because they stare into the future and see Cartalas' face and either go blind or lose their powers of speech from the whole ordeal.

One thousand years from now, world peace and enlightenment will have been realized by everyone except in a few instances, and in those few cases Geneologists will have mapped out those peoples' chromosomes and backtracked it all to the Cartalas' gene. Cartalas is the sum carrier for all dominant genes expressing ignorance and stupidity. He's such a fucken moron, that if screenwriters got together and made a T4 movie where robots are sent back from the future to kill Cartalas Connor, it would gross in more money than all 3 previous terminator movies combined. Need I go on?

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 7, 2003, 8:32 pm

you see cart, if you made a post like that, you would basically cover all your posts for about a week