Filthy Critic dead?

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 5, 2003, 6:13 pm

Says he died in a bicycle collision on his website. Anyone know if that is true? Too bad if it is, he gave great movie reviews.

http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/

The Filthy Critic is Still Dead
He was killed in a bicycle
collision late on August 7, 2003.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » September 5, 2003, 6:29 pm

My guess is it isn't. "He died the way that he lived -- wobbling in the slow lane." Probably the guy who did it got tired of doing it, and just quit.

-=Lohrno

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » September 5, 2003, 6:29 pm

I assume it's a bad joke. I mean they make fun about his death?

Anyway I read the matrix review.
http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/thematrix.html

I think a couple people will find it funny. Like Sylvus or Aranuil.

I could still teach him a few things....

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » September 5, 2003, 6:48 pm

Based on this review:
http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/glitter.html

I cannot listen to a word this guys says.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 5, 2003, 9:43 pm

Was bummed to see that RIP message a couple weeks ago when I was going to the site... I read all of his reviews, and although I didn't always agree with him, his stories were pretty fucking funny!

Hope he ain't really dead!!

Jassun · Post by **Jassun** » September 7, 2003, 1:38 pm

Pilsburry wrote: I assume it's a bad joke. I mean they make fun about his death?

Anyway I read the matrix review.
http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/thematrix.html

I think a couple people will find it funny. Like Sylvus or Aranuil.

I could still teach him a few things....

so I followed the link and read it and, well, see for yourself...

The Filthy Critic is on vacation this week. He is replaced by his nephew, Jimmy Critic, 14-year-old Treasurer of the Raymond Carver Middle School Science Fiction Club.

.........

One other thing that rocks is the hot girl in the movie, because she is tough. You totally know she is tough because she wears leather all the time and scowls. Anyway, the movie doesn't even waste any time showing her and Reeves falling in love because you know that people fall in love like that all the time. You just have to accept it and that's the way it is. Like when I met my girlfriend Christine when my parents put me in their Matrix and wouldn't let me go to computer camp and they took me to Yellowstone. I met Christine and we totally hit it off and we made out and I got to touch her boobs. And I know that even though she is in Canada and I am here, that she still loves me. I even wrote her a 24 page single-spaced letter, and she hasn't written back in four months, but I still know she loves me. I just accept it. And if she found out her parents were robots, I would save her. I told her so on page 13 of the letter.

Pils, be honest, YOU are Jimmy Critic, right?????