You know you have too much money when.....

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 29, 2003, 12:23 pm

you have one of these in each of your bathrooms.

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catal ... d=43479900

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 29, 2003, 12:29 pm

I would have to agree there.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » August 29, 2003, 12:37 pm

Heated seat maintains the temperature of your choice.

I've always preferred to sit on a cold seat. A warm one grosses me out a tad to be honest.

Post by **Sylvus** » August 29, 2003, 12:42 pm

Chidoro wrote:
Heated seat maintains the temperature of your choice.
I've always preferred to sit on a cold seat. A warm one grosses me out a tad to be honest.

It's not necessarily a black and white issue. A cold seat can be a bit off-putting, but one that is warmer than room temperature means that someone has just left it and that is even worse. I prefer a happy medium.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 29, 2003, 12:53 pm

Oh baby! Time for me to start saving my pennies for one of these puppies!

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 29, 2003, 1:52 pm

they dont have tons of these in japan

Post by **Sylvus** » August 29, 2003, 3:55 pm

You can never have too much money, silly.

The only two things that money can't buy are misery and poverty.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 29, 2003, 4:07 pm

cant buy misery? they sell american cars every day
edit: not specific enough

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » August 29, 2003, 4:11 pm

heh I thought Sharper Image exists specifically with people who have too much money in mind.

almost everything in their catalog is advertized like it's a must have and overpriced on top of that.

Hasafraker · Post by **Hasafraker** » August 29, 2003, 5:08 pm

umm... roflmao

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 29, 2003, 5:39 pm

So um.
Single coulds could buy this and get blown nightly from the hot air drying aspect of it?

I'm thinking a little bit too much consumer awareness here.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » August 29, 2003, 5:57 pm

Let me be the first to say that I don't have too much money...but my wife is in interior design and has some connections. Trust me...once you use one...you can never use a standard seat again.

Here she is....with my PoP manual so you know I am not full of shit...at least not this time

I like to pretend I am Captain Picard sitting at the helm on the Enterprise. There is just something about sitting there and saying,

"Make it so, Number One" (or Number Two...depending upon the circumstance)

Regards,

Moonwynd

Rojer · Post by **Rojer** » August 29, 2003, 6:01 pm

holy crap I cannot believe you have one, thats insane.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 29, 2003, 6:11 pm

we have one in our master bathroom as well.. but like Chid neither of us like a heated seat so we don't use it.

the water jets are delightful, however.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 29, 2003, 6:19 pm

kyoukan wrote:we have one in our master bathroom as well.. but like Chid neither of us like a heated seat so we don't use it.

the water jets are delightful, however.

How powerful is the water jet? Is it adjustable? My wife might opt for a softer spray, whereas I am looking for something more along the lines of a fire hydrant. Maybe I could install an auxillary compressor in the garage fo it?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 29, 2003, 6:33 pm

I thought you were using that EQ manual as a target. I was going to say Ahhhh that is great idea!

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » August 29, 2003, 6:45 pm

replace the liquid jet with pepper spray for a "joke"

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 29, 2003, 6:47 pm

Or jabenero juice. yea.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 29, 2003, 6:52 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:Or jabenero juice. yea.

Ass blisters are no laughing matter!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 29, 2003, 7:01 pm

(related to the pepper spray suggestion)
That sounds like one of the most painful moments of my life.
Was at Hooters a couple years ago watching a WWF(WWE now) pay-per-view with a bud and chowing on the 911 style hotwings. Had sauce dripping all over my fingers.. the extra hot shit.. the sauce you can smell three tables way and that the waitresses always freak out from if you eat it all.. the sauce that leaves smoldering holes in your bed after a four hour long fartfest.. but you get the idea.

Wasn't thinking.
Went to the bathroom.

Have you ever applied hotsauce to the male genitial region, not thinking, just reaching down and scratching the boys?

It's a bit uncomfortable.

Then a few months later, I did the same thing.. only this time picked my nose.

Ended up digging for ice out of my glass and shoving it up my nostril with tears puring out my eyes infront of a good 50, 60 people.

Melrin_Specclaster · Post by **Melrin_Specclaster** » August 29, 2003, 7:02 pm

I have to disagree, money can buy poverty and misery.

People who make money too fast declare bankruptcy = poverty.

People with lots of money can have lots of women, and we all know it only takes 1 = misery

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 29, 2003, 7:07 pm

doesn't umm you stuff hit that big thing with the water sprayer on it hanging out?

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 29, 2003, 7:37 pm

Akaran_D wrote: the sauce that leaves smoldering holes in your bed after a four hour long fartfest.. but you get the idea.

Wasn't thinking.
Went to the bathroom.

Have you ever applied hotsauce to the male genitial region, not thinking, just reaching down and scratching the boys?

Then a few months later, I did the same thing.. only this time picked my nose.

Ended up digging for ice out of my glass and shoving it up my nostril with tears puring out my eyes infront of a good 50, 60 people.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » August 29, 2003, 7:49 pm

ive never poured hotsauce on my balls, but i can say rubbing your eye after you use hotsauce sucks too

saw one of these, or something like it in almost every bathroom in monaco when i was there like 2 years ago

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » August 29, 2003, 8:38 pm

Ok..the water jet sprayer does NOT stay out. You can extend it for cleaning (as I did in the picture). The water pressure is completely adjustable from a light spray to fire hose insanity. You can have the water heated or not heated. Likewise you can also choose to have the seat heated or not heated.

If you look very closely at the two buttons with the diagram of a person sitting, you will notice two spray options....Front and Rear. If you are man, there is no need for the Front button....trust me on that one.

On a side note, when I was in high school, lo these many years ago...I played football. Part of the "initiation" (I had no idea about this at all) was to have the new guy (me) get stripped and held down before the first game...while HEET (like Ben Gay on acid) was slathered all over my nether regions. I bet that Front spray option would have felt nice back then....

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 29, 2003, 8:54 pm

you've got to love this seat Enema!

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » August 30, 2003, 1:05 am

For those times when your shit doesn't stink this is the toilet seat for you.

I'm almost positive a few people here have one of these.

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » August 30, 2003, 8:04 am

Moonwynd wrote:On a side note, when I was in high school, lo these many years ago...I played football. Part of the "initiation" (I had no idea about this at all) was to have the new guy (me) get stripped and held down before the first game...while HEET (like Ben Gay on acid) was slathered all over my nether regions. I bet that Front spray option would have felt nice back then....

Yes let me second this. If you ever apply Heet for muscle pain, clean your hands THOROUGHLY before relieving yourself. For some reason you can't feel the leftover Heet on your hands, but your more delicate parts enjoy it like the aforementioned habanero bath. That stuff doesn't seem to wash off either. Not a mistake you ever make twice!

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 30, 2003, 8:22 am

Does it have an automatic seat down feature? For when the guys FORGET to put the seat down. Sux to fall in

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 30, 2003, 8:28 am

Gemily wrote:Does it have an automatic seat down feature? For when the guys FORGET to put the seat down. Sux to fall in

I've never understood this. All my friends yell at their boyfriends and husbands for not putting the seat down. my mom used to yell at my dad for not putting the seat down.

Don't you ever look to see if the fucking thing is up or down before sitting on it? I'm sure guys do when they need to sit down. How many times have you fallen into a toilet with the seat up, and why didn't you just check and see if it was up or down before sitting down on it?

In our house, nobody gives a shit (haha) if the goddam seat is up or down because my husband and myself both fucking look before sitting down on it.

but no, it doesn't go down automatically. you sort of nudge it forward and it falls forward slowly and softly.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 30, 2003, 8:32 am

Guess it IS my fault for climbing out of bed in the dark and sleepy, and not looking before sitting. Anyways, falling in, and having that cold fucking water on your ass sure wakes you up quick

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 30, 2003, 8:34 am

maybe the habit of putting the seat down stems back to when there were outhouses and falling into the toilet had a more dire consequences.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 30, 2003, 8:40 am

I always pee sitting down, unless I'm in a public bathroom.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » August 30, 2003, 10:13 am

kyoukan wrote:
Gemily wrote:Does it have an automatic seat down feature? For when the guys FORGET to put the seat down. Sux to fall in
I've never understood this. All my friends yell at their boyfriends and husbands for not putting the seat down. my mom used to yell at my dad for not putting the seat down.

Don't you ever look to see if the fucking thing is up or down before sitting on it? I'm sure guys do when they need to sit down. How many times have you fallen into a toilet with the seat up, and why didn't you just check and see if it was up or down before sitting down on it?

In our house, nobody gives a shit (haha) if the goddam seat is up or down because my husband and myself both fucking look before sitting down on it.

but no, it doesn't go down automatically. you sort of nudge it forward and it falls forward slowly and softly.

lol, when i need to take a piss i never bother to see if its up or down
so for me i always take a piss in the "pussywhiped" position, and yes i can get bitched at a lot

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » August 30, 2003, 12:50 pm

heh gotta agree with Kyo

Yelling at a guy for not putting the seat down has gotta be the most pathetic thing a woman can do to him. There is absolutely no excuse for a woman to bully a guy into putting the seat as she likes it. Touching a dirty thing is no excuse, I bet he has to touch it too when he wants to pee. You both wash your hands before leaving the bathroom though, right? Right??Being asleep is not an excuse either, maybe you should just wake up before you leave the bed, so you don't trip or bump into walls on your way to the bathroom.
Women go on some egotistical power trip with the whole toilet seat dillema, it's ridiculous.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 30, 2003, 1:49 pm

I can't recall ever sitting on a toilet with the seat not down....even after waking up in the middle of the night or being sick, severely hungover, etc. It must be an aesthetics thing for women. The seat down makes the bathroom look better or something.

Remember to flush the toilet after you're done and I'm happy. Oh yeah, and hide tampon wrappers etc. Seeing them gives me the shivers.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 30, 2003, 2:47 pm

Xyun wrote:I always pee sitting down, unless I'm in a public bathroom.

wassup Schmidt.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » August 30, 2003, 9:42 pm

wtf you can not change the title of a moderator.....

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 30, 2003, 9:58 pm

Ennia wrote:heh gotta agree with Kyo

Yelling at a guy for not putting the seat down has gotta be the most pathetic thing a woman can do to him. There is absolutely no excuse for a woman to bully a guy into putting the seat as she likes it. Touching a dirty thing is no excuse, I bet he has to touch it too when he wants to pee. You both wash your hands before leaving the bathroom though, right? Right??Being asleep is not an excuse either, maybe you should just wake up before you leave the bed, so you don't trip or bump into walls on your way to the bathroom.
Women go on some egotistical power trip with the whole toilet seat dillema, it's ridiculous.

Yes Mother , anything you say Mother, and fuck you too.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 30, 2003, 10:03 pm

ever hear the phrase ... look before you leap ?

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 30, 2003, 10:21 pm

WTF this is turning into a rag on Gemily thread? *sigh* Ok I asked for that one with open arms when I posted here about the toilet seats. Yes I fell into a toilet once, fucking shoot me. Did I learn from that shocking experience? HELL YEA. However, I still nag my men about putting the seat back down and if they forget , I spank them.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 30, 2003, 10:28 pm

Ooh, spank ME, spank ME !!1!!!!!1!!!

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 30, 2003, 11:32 pm

we need a new item ... someone falling into the toilet

Kaelina · Post by **Kaelina** » August 31, 2003, 12:08 am

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 31, 2003, 12:29 am

Kaelina wrote:

help meeee.......help meeeee

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 31, 2003, 3:57 am

I'm with Gemily on this one. Not putting the seat down is not just disrespectful, it's down right nasty.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 31, 2003, 4:16 am

Xyun wrote:I'm with Gemily on this one. Not putting the seat down is not just disrespectful, it's down right nasty.

why though?

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 31, 2003, 4:52 am

pee and shit stains, if they don't clean. And I've seen quite a few. Even if they clean regularly, many a man has been known to have a bad aim and I just hate going in there after that dude.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 31, 2003, 5:21 am

so you mean the lid and not the seat?

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 31, 2003, 7:19 am

No I mean there are stains on the rim. The seat covers 'em.