Bizzare food revelations

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 20, 2003, 10:28 pm

Ok, this is a true story. The other night my son (7 years old) and I were sitting around watching TV and he said "Daddy I want dessert!" OK, I said, what do you want? (As a sidenote he lives with his mom and I get him on weekends, summer, holidays, etc. so I'm not a full time parent). He wanted ice cream. No problem, I thought...I've got a half a pint of Yarnell's Homemade Vanilla in the fridge. I put the ice cream in a bowl and brought it to him. He said "Daddy, I want topping, this is plain". I told him no prob we have Hershey's syrup and I'll go get it. Turns out it was beyond empty from the chocolate milk the previous night and I was beside myself. I told him that I didn't have a topping and he asked if he could have it with a brownie. A brownie? That's right! We had bought some cheap ole Little Debbie Brownies the week before and we had one left. I assume everyone knows about Little Debbie snacks. $1.19 for a pack of 6, 10 or 12 depending on the snack. Well I whipped that bad boy out and thought about it for a sec.... "Hey son, let me heat it up for a bit and put it on top of the ice cream so it'll be nice and warm!" 22 seconds later I pulled the little bugger from the microwave and put it on top of the ice cream. It was all melty looking and I must say it smelled pretty good. He took a bite and said "Woah, dad you gotta taste this!" Well this same sentence I have heard like 129,345,223 times before so I said "Not now, daddy isn't hungry." He insisted, so I told him of course I would, that sounds great!. OMG! It was paradise! It tasted like a homemade brownie served piping hot over the world's best ice cream! I've had those little brownies before but never heated. I must admit that I've never had the "cosmic brownies" which have little candy covered chocolates on top like I had then, but there can't be that much of a difference from the regular ones that have nuts on top. I've had lots of $5 desserts while eating out and nothing came close to the taste sensation of the ice cream and cheap ass brownie. Anyone got any similar stories? i gotta know!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 20, 2003, 10:41 pm

don't you play everquest?

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 20, 2003, 10:45 pm

I LIEK TEH YELLOW DANCING BANANA

Moongrinn · Post by **Moongrinn** » August 20, 2003, 11:04 pm

Typical Regular Microwave Burritos, but but toping on em, like your making an enchilada. Letuce, Cheese, Tomato, Pepper, Jalepeno, Salsa.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 20, 2003, 11:11 pm

try putting sugar in those little malt bottles, and make sure to wait about a minute with a paper towel, dunno if you will find them outside of florida and puerto rico though, its mostly spanish companies that make them

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 20, 2003, 11:14 pm

It pains me to be posting single liners for the moment due to being a lethargic ass but .....

omg cookery forum hi

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 20, 2003, 11:20 pm

OMG, sorry to take up 15 secs of your viewing time, well make that 10 secs if you didn't come back to the same thread knowing what it was about.......especially when the title was BLATANT!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 20, 2003, 11:25 pm

Hehe, I take the point, but that is exactly why the new 'culinary delights forums was created.

It's wasted at least a minute of my time now, you bastard.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 20, 2003, 11:29 pm

Don't make me eat you gnome! RAWR!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 20, 2003, 11:34 pm

Neost · Post by **Neost** » August 21, 2003, 12:07 am

I thought this was about food, not some bizarre sex you have eating gnomes....

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 21, 2003, 12:08 am

Neost · Post by **Neost** » August 21, 2003, 12:15 am

sorry, teeny.

I seem to be following zyggy around snapping off rude, obnoxious replies to his posts lately.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 21, 2003, 8:46 am

Eat brownies, with your gnomes. Nothing like a freshly heated brownie served with a freshly killed gnome.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 21, 2003, 9:16 am

TEGELLAN NO SIR

Neost

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 21, 2003, 9:50 am

Don't forget to season your gnome with some good hotsauce if you plan on bbqing it either!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » August 21, 2003, 11:13 am

Ultimate Ice Cream

Haagendaz Vanilla
Fruity Pebbles
2 Scoops Peanut Butter (chunky!)

Mmmmmmm...

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » August 21, 2003, 1:24 pm

I thought it was an excellent post and story, I enjoyed it thoroughly Zyg.

Marb