Contest Suggestion: Funniest/Best Post/Flame of the Week

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Post by VariaVespasa »

I wouldnt worry about Xyun too much. Xyun lacks the polish and sophistication to be truly effective. All he has so far is enthusiasm, and thats not enough to join the masters. Save your fear for a more talented flamer. :)

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I really didn't find the flame on me really worthy of an award. You claim it's creative, and yet, I don't think it showed any creativity what so ever.

All he did was take my post and ramble on like I did. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest I would give it like a 3. Seriously re-post the 2 messages anywhere on the net and ask for a rating, it was weak.

As for the contest idea, I personally don't like it. I have seen some quality flames here, some even against me....and while I do find them humorous, the vast majority of flames here are really sucky, and if we make it a contest people will try too hard to flame, good flames come naturally. The additional flames we would see from a contest would most likely be of very poor quality.

I personally don't want to shift through a bunch of uninspired low quality flames to see a quality post or even a moderately funny flame.

Like for example this gay biker who shaves his legs flame....it's kinda weak. I mean it's true he is a biker and he does shave his legs....how creative was the flame? It's not. It's a blunt statement of truth...not funny really from my perspective.

Now if he would have used the shaved legs or biker status in some sort of creative way.....besides just a plain statement of truth it could have had real potential. Like for example had he photoshop'd an image of said individual standing in front of a gay biker bar with two other traditional gay bikers (ones with real bikes)....that might have had some merit. Or say had he photoshoped his head onto the body of an obviously gay fetish type person that would have been funny. Or just some off the wall joke about it.....but just calling him gay was bleh...weak.

That's like calling Big bird "Yellow".
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I nominate this for word of the week.

suc·cinct ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-sngkt)
adj. suc·cinct·er, suc·cinct·est
Characterized by clear, precise expression in few words; concise and terse: a succinct reply; a succinct style.
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I would be more afraid of a rabid chipmunk than Xyun. He couldnt own a retarded chimpanzee in a flame obviously. Not worth my effort to be flamed by a lack wit who has no imagination other than to call me a hippo. Though I do appreciate the compliment (I know he is referring to my weight though he has no idea what I look like) but the hippo is a viscious and deadly creature. So in order to make him understand how about Drop Dead? That simple enough for you?
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Pilsburry wrote:I really didn't find the flame on me really worthy of an award. You claim it's creative, and yet, I don't think it showed any creativity what so ever.

All he did was take my post and ramble on like I did. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest I would give it like a 3. Seriously re-post the 2 messages anywhere on the net and ask for a rating, it was weak.

As for the contest idea, I personally don't like it. I have seen some quality flames here, some even against me....and while I do find them humorous, the vast majority of flames here are really sucky, and if we make it a contest people will try too hard to flame, good flames come naturally. The additional flames we would see from a contest would most likely be of very poor quality.

I personally don't want to shift through a bunch of uninspired low quality flames to see a quality post or even a moderately funny flame.

Like for example this gay biker who shaves his legs flame....it's kinda weak. I mean it's true he is a biker and he does shave his legs....how creative was the flame? It's not. It's a blunt statement of truth...not funny really from my perspective.

Now if he would have used the shaved legs or biker status in some sort of creative way.....besides just a plain statement of truth it could have had real potential. Like for example had he photoshop'd an image of said individual standing in front of a gay biker bar with two other traditional gay bikers (ones with real bikes)....that might have had some merit. Or say had he photoshoped his head onto the body of an obviously gay fetish type person that would have been funny. Or just some off the wall joke about it.....but just calling him gay was bleh...weak.

That's like calling Big bird "Yellow".
Of course you don't get it, because you make a retard look genius.

He said what we all were thinking, in more brilliant words than we could have put together. You cannot make a complete coherent though. You have absolutely nothing on topic to post. You have the cognitive skills of a fucking cucumber. And it takes you 5000 words to say "Hi"

You are so fucking clueless, that a new definition needs to be created.
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Post by Hammerstalker PE »

What I find really funny on this thread is that Skogen goes trolling for a fight and he is such a non entity that no one responds to him>>>

This is not a response to Skogen so don't get all pissy bud. It is merely an observation.
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Hippo? That sounds like something that would come out of the mouth of an elementary school kid.
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Aranuil wrote: I give a fuck about my post count. Any mod that reads this, please reset my post count so Raistin and his band of merry assholes stop fucking crying about it.

hell no, kyo already dodged having more posts than me by having a post count reset. i will be pissed if you get the same luxury!!!
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Wow, how did I miss this peach
Attacking someone who you personally do not really know only projects your own vulnerabilites and inadequecies, prejudices etc onto them therefore shining a light on who you are as a person.

Its like a bunch of five year olds doing the your mommy is so fat routine funny at first but can be hurtful and downright lame. If you have intelligence why resort to the insulting of some basic things? I am sure most of you can do better.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you have a child as that tone can only be created by some self-assuming know it all mother.

I've got news for you, just because your C can spit out a runt doesn't make you more learned or magnanimous all of the sudden. Go rub a post
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Oh yet another neanderthal who did not understand my post. I never once stated I *know it all* I have only given an opinion. Go club a seal or beat your chest or whatever you throwback people do.
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Post by Treeus »

Perhaps by "Hippo" he means "Hypocrite" maybe.... i hope..... just a thought
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Treeus wrote:Perhaps by "Hippo" he means "Hypocrite" maybe.... i hope..... just a thought
I hope so too. Although, i doubt it. Xyun seems to try way to hard when flaming, and thats all i seem to read in his posts. Way too much effort.

Speaking from the point of view of being owned, (thanks truant), i can honestly say, he got me better than i though anyone could. Anyway, its a learning process you guys....i swear...

So, in short, Xyun, lighten up. Try to have fun at other peoples expenses without breaking a sweat. :twisted:
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Valkeria wrote:Oh yet another neanderthal who did not understand my post. I never once stated I *know it all* I have only given an opinion. Go club a seal or beat your chest or whatever you throwback people do.
I'm sorry to break this to you, but what you posted wasn't rocket science. You were presenting yourself as a moral authority in a forum that has none.

Reading fantasy novels and popping out kids (since you didn't refute it, I'm assuming I was correct about that) doesn't make you some great thinker.

I pegged your pathetic ass after reading only one post from you. Stick that in your sippy cup
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Pilsburry wrote:I really didn't find the flame on me really worthy of an award. You claim it's creative, and yet, I don't think it showed any creativity what so ever.

All he did was take my post and ramble on like I did. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest I would give it like a 3. Seriously re-post the 2 messages anywhere on the net and ask for a rating, it was weak.

As for the contest idea, I personally don't like it. I have seen some quality flames here, some even against me....and while I do find them humorous, the vast majority of flames here are really sucky, and if we make it a contest people will try too hard to flame, good flames come naturally. The additional flames we would see from a contest would most likely be of very poor quality.

I personally don't want to shift through a bunch of uninspired low quality flames to see a quality post or even a moderately funny flame.

Like for example this gay biker who shaves his legs flame....it's kinda weak. I mean it's true he is a biker and he does shave his legs....how creative was the flame? It's not. It's a blunt statement of truth...not funny really from my perspective.

Now if he would have used the shaved legs or biker status in some sort of creative way.....besides just a plain statement of truth it could have had real potential. Like for example had he photoshop'd an image of said individual standing in front of a gay biker bar with two other traditional gay bikers (ones with real bikes)....that might have had some merit. Or say had he photoshoped his head onto the body of an obviously gay fetish type person that would have been funny. Or just some off the wall joke about it.....but just calling him gay was bleh...weak.

That's like calling Big bird "Yellow".
Is there anything that "you, personally" happen to like?

No, wait... Don't answer that. Please.
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Pahreyia wrote: Is there anything that "you, personally" happen to like?

No, wait... Don't answer that. Please.
You just invited him to write another 3 pages of rubbish. :(
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No she didn't...

She asked him not to answer :D
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:What I find really funny on this thread is that Skogen goes trolling for a fight and he is such a non entity that no one responds to him>>>

This is not a response to Skogen so don't get all pissy bud. It is merely an observation.
I posted twice, and Raistin did indeed respond. I'm not sure what your talking about.

Read the thread again....what did Raitin write first? Sheesh, and I am the one trolling for a fight?! Gratz in reading comprehension...

My second post was about deveaux's lame-ass ranting. Is there anyone here who doesn't think he's an idiot?
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Actually yes, there are lots of things I like IRL.

Basically I don't like country music, seafood, dancing, or idiots.
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Yes I happen to be a mother (my son is 5 I have no idea where my ex husband is so I am a single mother) and I am 28 years old. I also happen to be british. Moral authority - nope, pathetic - probably yes. You are more than welcome to your opinion of me not that I truly care what you think. I am proud to be the mother of my son and I love to read more than just fantasy novels. Never stated I was a great thinker either. So want to try again?
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Hammerstalker PE wrote:No she didn't...

She asked him not to answer :D
Yeah, but I don't think that's really ever stopped him before. :?
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OMG Kguku your avatar makes me cry :shock: :(
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Pilsburry wrote:Actually yes, there are lots of things I like IRL.

Basically I don't like country music, seafood, dancing, or idiots.

So sad that one so young is forced to hate himself. :(
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omfg! Kguku's avatar is pure and utter ownage, didn't notice it til now!

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I've been gone for a week but this is classic here.
I would be more afraid of a rabid chipmunk than Xyun. He couldnt own a retarded chimpanzee in a flame obviously. Not worth my effort to be flamed by a lack wit who has no imagination other than to call me a hippo. Though I do appreciate the compliment (I know he is referring to my weight though he has no idea what I look like) but the hippo is a viscious and deadly creature. So in order to make him understand how about Drop Dead? That simple enough for you?
I call you a hippo cause you are a fucking hypocrit. It's my new word for the holier-than-thou crowd who think that their own behavior is oh so pious, and then turn around and post crap like this. I don't really give a shit who you are or what the fuck you do. What I do know is for someone to come to flamevault and call adults immature for posting flames is not only utterly moronic, but completely hypocritical. The hypocracy is furthered by your responses.

I don't expect your fear or respect, mom. And I sure as hell don't think that etiquette is required in a forum where I can count the collective IQ on my appendages. I just tell it like it is, and you tell it like it should be. But I suggest instead of wasting your time here, concentrate on your son, and when he comes home with a bloody nose don't blame yourself. I overcame the mama's boy syndrome and he might too.
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You are a complete and utter idiot! You truly do not cease to amaze me by what you read into my posts. Your IQ by your posts is in the negative I am amazed that your brain can tell your body to even breathe. One thing is for certain my son will never grow up to be an idiotic, emotionally unstable, blind waste of human flesh that you represent.
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Attacking someone who you personally do not really know only projects your own vulnerabilites and inadequecies, prejudices etc onto them therefore shining a light on who you are as a person.

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But thems be feirce creatures Xyun. :roll:
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