angelina jolee? porn? WHAT?!?!

Gumurok · Post by **Gumurok** » August 18, 2003, 10:27 pm

someone told me that angelina jolee, tomb raider girl, dont know how to spell her name properly, was in porn, i think it was clatis, i know him in RL.. has anyone seen this and do they have proof

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 18, 2003, 10:33 pm

Yeah, I heard she, Britney and Alicia Silverstone had a threesome in one scene.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 18, 2003, 10:34 pm

she was in a movie, it wasnt a porno but she was fucking a guy, so she isnt a porno star, just tried it once

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » August 18, 2003, 10:37 pm

the made for tv movie 'gia' has her nekkid all over the place , some randy scenes too

not a very light movie tho, about some mid 80s super(the first REAL super model) who gets big into heroine, and dies of aids

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 18, 2003, 10:45 pm

I have a movie clip that is 1 minute and 46 seconds long with a nude Angelina Jolie. It's about a 10meg file if you want me to email it to you.

Gumurok · Post by **Gumurok** » August 18, 2003, 10:46 pm

that would be tight, and sounds like a great movie... does heroin and dies of aids, what a lovely story!

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » August 18, 2003, 10:47 pm

angelina is crazy, she also loves the nudie scenes

emmer · Post by **emmer** » August 19, 2003, 4:27 am

call me crazy but I always thought she looked like Houston, of Houston 500 fame

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 19, 2003, 2:14 pm

She was naked in a movie called Original Sin from what I heard....but it's not a porno...she I think has sex in a bathtub with someone, I think maybe antonio banderas?

My friends were talking about it, they said the movie sucked so badly that they had to watch it 5 times just to catch the scene because they kept falling asleep or leaving the room.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » August 19, 2003, 3:14 pm

Pilsburry wrote:She was naked in a movie called Original Sin from what I heard....but it's not a porno...she I think has sex in a bathtub with someone, I think maybe antonio banderas?

My friends were talking about it, they said the movie sucked so badly that they had to watch it 5 times just to catch the scene because they kept falling asleep or leaving the room.

That or they were lieing and just waiting 15 minutes between viewings.

Gurugurumaki · Post by **Gurugurumaki** » August 19, 2003, 3:26 pm

Orininal Sin was with Antonio Banderas. I couldn't stay awake for the whole movie, but I just saw tits and ass...no beav~

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 19, 2003, 4:34 pm

BTW Kriista...no offense but if "Gia" was made for TV I don't think it would have nudity all over the place.

Do you mean it was one of those in-house productions that HBO and such put out? If it has nudity it was on cable, atleast here in the states the most you can show is a little butt, but I think there are rules about how much crack.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » August 19, 2003, 4:44 pm

Gia is an HBO production made for ... HBO

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 19, 2003, 4:57 pm

OK, that's what I figured. Makes more sense.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 20, 2003, 8:48 am

She has the flattest booty I've ever seen on a woman, flat butts = *vampire crucifix hiss* to a brotha.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » August 20, 2003, 10:23 am

She looks more and more like a raddled crack whore every day too.
Blech.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 20, 2003, 10:31 am

Love this girl.
She's got beauty, grace, a wonderful voice, and a incredible body.

To each his own.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » August 20, 2003, 11:15 am

HAHA

"vampire crucifix hiss"

I can picture the flinching response.

You sir have clearly communicated.

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » August 20, 2003, 12:21 pm

She's got beauty, grace, a wonderful voice, and a incredible body.

I guess I'm the only one who thinks Angelina looks like she was smacked in the mouth by a Mack truck. The energy is sexy. Can't say the same for the face.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 20, 2003, 1:00 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:She has the flattest booty I've ever seen on a woman, flat butts = *vampire crucifix hiss* to a brotha.

i like that physical funk
especially that kind with the junk in the trunk

but rofl krim )

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 20, 2003, 1:06 pm

To be honest I don't think Angelina is as hot as most guys make her out to be either.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 20, 2003, 1:18 pm

Of course we all know how good your judgement is...

Post by **Sylvus** » August 20, 2003, 1:24 pm

Pilsburry wrote:To be honest I don't think Angelina is as hot as most guys make her out to be either.

For the love of god, man, lower your standards!

I'm only trying to help you out.

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » August 20, 2003, 2:06 pm

Pilsburry wrote:To be honest I don't think Angelina is as hot as most guys make her out to be either.

More evidence that Pilsburry has issues.
If she asked you to have sex you would Pilsburry.

Yea to me she isn't hottest woman I have ever seen, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed except to do her on the floor.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 20, 2003, 2:08 pm

I think she got a special kind of face, almost a bit exotic.

Beside the face, nothing special.

I like women with more meat on their bones and a rounder, curvier shape.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 20, 2003, 2:22 pm

Kwonryu DragonFist wrote:I think she got a special kind of face, almost a bit exotic.

Beside the face, nothing special.

I like women with more meat on their bones and a rounder, curvier shape.

translated from nice guy to brotha = I like women thick with a big booty.

Sir Mix-a-lot said it best......

I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » August 20, 2003, 2:28 pm

I am a lip man and have an attraction to women with oral fixations. Angelina ... umm ... well she fits that criteria.

That's all I'm gonna say about that.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » August 20, 2003, 2:52 pm

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

I was with you til this part. /shudder.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 20, 2003, 2:56 pm

yeah but it rhymes

Post by **Sylvus** » August 20, 2003, 2:59 pm

*woo-pish*

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 21, 2003, 8:22 am

You said it Krimson.

Her booty could be a bit bigger.

Nonetheless, this picture of Angelina is pretty good.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 21, 2003, 8:24 am

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 21, 2003, 8:39 am

Yet another reason why Brunettes > Blondes!

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » August 21, 2003, 11:14 am

You got me wrong, I think she is attractive. I'd give her a 9 maybe 10.

But most guys I know think she is the hottest girl. Not hot, the HOTTEST. I beg to differ, I think she is attractive, but there are lots of women more attractive then Angelina.

She does have a unique look though.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » August 21, 2003, 11:16 am

Someone refresh my memory.. that movie she was in when she was young, Firehawk or something like that.. wasn't she fully nude in it? Or was that just topless..

Edit: The movie was Foxfire http://www.imdb.com/Title?0116353 back in '96. A movie of teen boobies.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » August 21, 2003, 1:44 pm

Acid Burn > Lara Croft

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » August 21, 2003, 1:55 pm

Acid Burn > Lara Croft

That is one shit film. . .

Gumurok · Post by **Gumurok** » August 21, 2003, 2:30 pm

kwonyru, i have found a new background! =D and yes angelina is very very hot, nice ass too +)

Gumurok · Post by **Gumurok** » August 21, 2003, 2:31 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:She has the flattest booty I've ever seen on a woman, flat butts = *vampire crucifix hiss* to a brotha.

^^ <== is on crack

emmer · Post by **emmer** » August 21, 2003, 2:44 pm

Acid Burn was my dream woman back when I used to haxor yahoo chat on my L44T 28.8kbps connection...

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 21, 2003, 2:54 pm

Her butt in that pic is misleading, watch that movie where she walks around naked for a good 15 minutes of the flick and you will see the flatness in all of its bony glory.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 21, 2003, 3:54 pm

Crash Override

That move is the bomb.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » August 21, 2003, 4:59 pm

Lord Nikon was teh win; he remembered past events and who Zero Cool was

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 22, 2003, 12:31 am

I own the DVD and I love it. The woman would only have to say yes for me to shoot my load and die.