sperm facts

esyle · Post by **esyle** » August 17, 2003, 4:40 pm

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/health/133356_male04.html

LET'S GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT

The typical young man has three hours worth of erections daily, mainly during sleep.

All men over 50 have more estrogen than any post-menopausal woman.

It's a myth that bald men have more testosterone.

Most male mammals have a bone to help support their erect penis. Humans rely totally on fluid mechanics.

The average penis is 5.87 inches long, according to an American condom maker.

The blue whale's 10-foot-long penis is the longest in the animal world.

A quarter-million Americans each year use paternity tests to settle child-support disputes. In three out of four cases, the alleged father is shown to be the biological parent.

Thanks to the aging population of the Western world, erectile dysfunction will double in the next two decades, to 300 million cases worldwide.

Only one in 10 cases of erectile dysfunction comes to medical attention.

A good meal can slightly raise a man's testosterone level. The emotion of a sports victory can send it soaring. (And a loss can make it plummet.)

The same haplotype -- the legacy of a single individual -- is shared by half of all American Indian males, hinting at how few ancient travelers made it across the Bering Strait.

Sperm counts differ by region. New York outproduces rural Minnesota, but both exceed California. Finns rank higher than Parisians, and Danes have the lowest sperm counts in Europe.

A turkey makes a droplet of semen barely visible to the naked eye. A certain type of zebra produces half a gallon.

Snakes have two penises, used alternately, but newts get by without even one. They make a bag of sperm that their partners pick up.

Copulation takes, on average, seven seconds for chimps, a minute for gorillas and four minutes for humans. Hedge sparrows take one-tenth of a second.

Sperm comes in many forms -- amoebalike structures in worms, spiral-shaped in some birds, spherical in some insects, starlike and explosive in crabs.

Beards may grow faster the day before an expected sexual encounter.

Prolactin, the hormone involved in milk production, may rise in fathers as they bond with their infants.

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » August 17, 2003, 4:42 pm

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 17, 2003, 5:00 pm

where's the nutritional information?

Gumurok · Post by **Gumurok** » August 17, 2003, 5:13 pm

my sperm count is shot anyway ... if i had kids they'd be retarted or autistic

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 17, 2003, 5:59 pm

Danes have the lowest sperm counts in Europe.

This is clearly a fabrication. The proof is right there.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 17, 2003, 6:04 pm

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 17, 2003, 6:09 pm

wow ... i just read that article ... he sounds like he's on crack

Xaem · Post by **Xaem** » August 17, 2003, 9:30 pm

The blue whale's 10-foot-long penis is the longest in the animal world.

Also note that a BARNACLE has the largest penis length in proportion to its body. So next time you want to pick up chicks, feel free to tell them you're hung like a barnacle.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 17, 2003, 11:13 pm

esyle wrote:LET'S GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT

The typical young man has three hours worth of erections daily, mainly during sleep.

Was this a pun?

Babab_Ababa · Post by **Babab_Ababa** » August 20, 2003, 1:07 am

is it true that the reason your penis bleeds after more than 18 times of wacking it is because the sucktion to force out the siemen draws blood out of an empty wall of a nutsack and ends up producing almost only blood?

THIS ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS!!

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » August 20, 2003, 1:10 am

umm ... that sounds a little umm ... bad

Babab_Ababa · Post by **Babab_Ababa** » August 20, 2003, 1:17 am

esyle wrote:http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/health/133356_male04.html

The average penis is 5.87 inches long, according to an American condom maker.

WOW THEN EVERYONE ELSES PENIS MUST BE LIKE 1 MM. since my penis is about 30 feet long... averaged togeather with the rest...i didnt know i was that big... 8=====D:shock:

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » August 20, 2003, 1:27 am

Babab_Ababa wrote:WOW THEN EVERYONE ELSES PENIS MUST BE LIKE 1 MM. since my penis is about 30 feet long... averaged togeather with the rest...i didnt know i was that big... 8=====D:shock:

Please tell me that you are an intoxicated twelve-year-old expert in the rope-a-dope. There is no other excuse for this post.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 20, 2003, 1:30 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:
Danes have the lowest sperm counts in Europe.
This is clearly a fabrication. The proof is right there.

All that herring, I guess

Kelgar · Post by **Kelgar** » August 20, 2003, 2:50 am

where's the nutritional information?

You can take a few minutes to do a Google search or....just ask Cartalas.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » August 20, 2003, 5:29 am

And all this time I was always told a horse penis was the biggest.Now who would have thought a blue whale would be bigger.

And the condom maker is full of shit to.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 20, 2003, 8:01 am

Knibble how would you know what the average penis size is? I would think a condom maker would know more than you.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 20, 2003, 11:08 am

Kelgar wrote:
where's the nutritional information?
You can take a few minutes to do a Google search or....just ask Cartalas.

Your right Kelgar ask me but give me a few minutes to work back up again I left a load in your mouth.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 20, 2003, 12:01 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Kelgar wrote:
where's the nutritional information?
You can take a few minutes to do a Google search or....just ask Cartalas.

Your right Kelgar ask me but give me a few minutes to wok back up again I left a load in your mouth.

...wok...

hey cart here is a hankie to clean all the spunk off your face. i need to go griddle before i can hose you down again.

Jaxomer · Post by **Jaxomer** » August 20, 2003, 12:11 pm

Voronwë wrote:i need to go griddle before i can hose you down again.

Son of a bitch that made me laugh

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 20, 2003, 12:12 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Kelgar wrote:
where's the nutritional information?
You can take a few minutes to do a Google search or....just ask Cartalas.

Your right Kelgar ask me but give me a few minutes to wok back up again I left a load in your mouth.
...wok...

hey cart here is a hankie to clean all the spunk off your face. i need to go griddle before i can hose you down again.

Just Lick it off sweetie you like that

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 20, 2003, 12:18 pm

Cart, that is pretty much a rehash of the Kelgar flame.

I know that anything beyond basic prurience is not going to be generated by the bailing wire and duct tape that holds together what passes for cortex in your skull, but at least give it a better effort.

You have 2k posts here. You should be able to do better by now.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 20, 2003, 12:19 pm

But Kelgar's Flame was so ownage

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 20, 2003, 12:20 pm

Cartalas wrote:But Kelgar's Flame was so ownage

yes the part where you substituted "wok" for some unknown verb was fucking genious.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 20, 2003, 12:24 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Cartalas wrote:But Kelgar's Flame was so ownage
yes the part where you substituted "wok" for some unknown verb was fucking genious.

Here let me fix that for ya

Fixed you happy now

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