Contest Suggestion: Funniest/Best Post/Flame of the Week

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 7:12 pm

I'd like to suggest that on Friday morning, we have a thread where posters submit their favorite/funniest post/response for the week, and then a poll is set up by the leading poster, and the person with the funniest/wittiest/most entertaining post or response to a post wins some VVs. Even if this is considered a bad idea I felt the following from this week deserved some recognition... If you like the idea post your favorite ideas.

Stellar responses from Sylvus and Voronwe:

kyoukan wrote:rockin want 2 cyber

asl?

Sylvus wrote:He's obviously 9/m/swimming pool.

Voronwë wrote:9 and a half dickweed

And my personal favorite for the week Sylvus one-ups Pilsburry's nearly completely irrelevant reply to the X-box Knights of the Old Republic thread with a post of his own:

Sylvus wrote:I got my xbox for Christmas. My brother gave it to me and I really wasn't expecting one, that was nice of him. I was up north at our cottage though so I didn't really get to play it at all until I drove home.

It's like a four hour drive, so I was driving in my car for like 1/6th of a day with my xbox just sitting in the back.

In March I went to Florida for a couple days. I wasn't even thinking about playing xbox while I was there, I was busy swimming and deep-sea fishing and all that.

A couple weeks after that I went to Fan Faire out in Vegas. Unfortunately there was a family emergency and I had to come home early, but it was a lot of fun. I had fun drinking Warp Cores and Crown and Diets while I was there, though.

After reading this thread a couple weeks ago, I drove straight from work to Best Buy to pick this game up. I don't really care for Best Buy, their service is kind of shitty but it's really the only option around here for buying a game. Unless I wanted to order online, but I really hate ordering online when I want something right now. I guess I have a thing for instant gratification.

Why do I say all this? Because I beat the game like a week and a half ago.

I played a light side jedi scout.

After I finished it, my roommate Chris started playing it. He's tall... like 6'5. He finished it though, and now one of the Jeffs (I have two roommates named Jeff, isn't that crazy?) is playing it. When he finishes it I'd like to play it through going as evil as I possibly can, killing everyone who stands in my way. Unfortunately, Chris already went pretty evil so I have seen a lot of the gameplay that way.

Oh well.

I had Arby's for lunch today, it was kind of yummy. Maybe I'll go to the bar after work today, I guess I'll ask around and see if anyone from work wants to go.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 15, 2003, 7:18 pm

How about you shutting the fuck up?

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 7:19 pm

So bitter.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 15, 2003, 7:43 pm

...yet another fantastic response by Raistin

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 15, 2003, 7:50 pm

Even better one from you. At least in some of my posts I just seem bitter at stupid asses who do nothing but spam and work that post count like it matters.You just add in your half cent of common sense to half the threads you respond in.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 7:57 pm

Raistin wrote:Even better one from you. At least in some of my posts I just seem bitter at stupid asses who do nothing but spam and work that post count like it matters.You just add in your half cent of common sense to half the threads you respond in.

I give a fuck about my post count. Any mod that reads this, please reset my post count so Raistin and his band of merry assholes stop fucking crying about it.

You posting fuck off to everyone is getting fucking tired. Get some new material or shut up yourself.

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » August 15, 2003, 8:00 pm

i'm all about the vv's

Acies · Post by **Acies** » August 15, 2003, 8:01 pm

Abelard wrote:i'm all about the vv's

In that case take 100 vv

Abelard · Post by **Abelard** » August 15, 2003, 8:06 pm

dude you totally piz own.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 15, 2003, 8:07 pm

Theres very few people I get tired of spamming each and every fucking thread. So after seeing the stupid remarks that spew from your lips or the few others of your asshole sucking club. I decide to say something.

Its not your post count that bothers me. Its your Im better than anyone else responses that annoys the fuck out of me and 90% of the other people here. I mean how many people make threads about how people misspell OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS / a lot and bitch about it. Then claim it was a joke you made with your cousin's sister's boyfriends gay lover?

And now I have Skogen posting after every other thread I even remotely add some insight on how I feel about a topic, even serious ones. I guess hes sitting there slamming his fist around his shaft thinking of how much he can own me next time I tell some stupid fuck to shut up.

But hey, Saying you want the Nazis to take over France again is just such a great response to a topic.

The next thing we'll see you make a thread about how you want your account deleated just like millie. JUST BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT TAKE WHAT YOU THINK YOU GIVE.

Fuck man cry some fucking more.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » August 15, 2003, 8:07 pm

Abelard wrote:dude you totally piz own.

Those VV's hated me anyway

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » August 15, 2003, 8:11 pm

I think Raistin is trying to win the contest by submitting in this thread alone.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 8:14 pm

If you think... that I think... that I'm better than everyone else it's because you a) don't know me at all or b) are only reading what you want to read.

Considering this thread was supposed to be about an idea to give props to OTHER PEOPLE, I really don't see how this is the place to make your stand about what an asshole you think I am.

I'd further add that I have posted MANY times to help people out when I can while all you ever do is be a negative, overly-critical, bitter, jerk.

The moment you start posting your own topics, or offering something other than, "fuck you, you're stupid" to 90% of the posters on this forum (note the use of artificial statistics to bolster my argument), I'll give a shit about your opinion of me.

Edit: I'm not the one crying... or trolling for that matter. When I decide to stop posting here, there will be giant drama-queen fan faire, but I will make sure to shoot you a PM so you can throw a fucking party since I bother you so much. My strong advice to you would be to click the STFU button in the top corner of my post so you never, ever have to read a post by me again. If I truly bother you so much I really don't understand why you're the first person to post to a thread I started.

To summarize if you don't like it, don't read it.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 15, 2003, 8:19 pm

90% to others? I can count on 1 hand on the people I even remotely respond to in a neg. way. Thats due to the post they make and I respond to it. All other threads I respond to, if its a topic on a current event that isnt derailed to something really stupid, I toss in my 2 cents.

Other than that, Im pretty sure you care about what I think about you. Or else you wouldnt be hitting the refresh button to respond to me. Where as I got off work, and wanted to start shit with someone. You just happend to supply the fuel for me

And if you think Im a bitter person. You cant be more wrong. I do nothing but say things to get a rise out of people just to laugh. Its funny how people take things to heart you cyber raper.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 8:25 pm

1 hour 38 minutes to go until my two week vacation starts, so not like I have anything better to do at the moment. Believe me, if I could leave, I'd be out of here, and you'd be bored, so guess you should be glad I'm here.

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » August 15, 2003, 8:44 pm

How much asskissing do you really have to do to feel good about yourself, Aranuil? Doesn't it disgust you that you're airing your whole fucking personal life for people who don't even give 2 cents worth of shit about it except your fanboy club?

"Call me a bigot, call me a cyberwhore, but never, ever, question my undying loyalty to my friends and my upstart recognition of womens equality everywhere! My reputation is infallible you little fat bitch, and I don't ever make a personal attack on anyone unless that person slights me in some way that's untrue, as I have 1000 friends who can say otherwise and 10,000 VV's that show I'm a valuable member of this community". In case you haven't figured it out, that's you in a fucken nutshell, and I'm paraphrasing all of your worthless 4,000 post dribble in one paragraph. Fucking small-dick biker faggot who shaves his legs and runs out of exposures taking pictures of himself at EQ fanfaires.

Acies · Post by **Acies** » August 15, 2003, 8:52 pm

Fucking small-dick biker faggot

You hate homosexuals?

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » August 15, 2003, 9:04 pm

I sit here all day and just wait for Raistin to post something stupid. Really. All day long...I wait and wait. /sarcasm off

However, you have been superceeded by devereaux, who posts NOTHING but lame-ass insults to other peoples posts.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 9:06 pm

There must be a Devereux signal ala the Bat Signal.

Dev, you're cordially invited to NOT read my posts if they bother you so much.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » August 15, 2003, 9:07 pm

Actually, this time Devereaux hit it pretty much on the head.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 15, 2003, 9:19 pm

So I take it this thread is destined to not be about my zany contest idea?

Acies · Post by **Acies** » August 15, 2003, 9:26 pm

Aranuil wrote:So I take it this thread is destined to not be about my zany contest idea?

Sad to say so. Unfortunately, it became infected with stupid

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » August 15, 2003, 9:39 pm

dont i owe dev for that SMR?

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » August 15, 2003, 9:49 pm

Is devereaux still posting here? I figured he would have gone the way of Searyx and jumped to FoH forums, where he can be as annoying as everyone else is there.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » August 15, 2003, 10:56 pm

Kyoukan wrote:I'll say it: Dave Matthews Band sucks ass and if you are a fan of them, then by extension, you suck just as hard.

And before you reply just think about this: Why would I care about your opinion if you suck?

Not only does Kyou make her point quickly and concisely in this little gem, but she pretty much sums up the entire philosophy on DMB I've harbored for years but never had the balls to say. Furthermore, she's a hardcore liberal and dissing a band who's roots lie with sandal recycling rainbowhuggers is kind of a leftist no-no. Way to step outside the box! I also admire the way she wrapped things up with that last line, she steals credibility from anyone foolish enough to question her rebuttal before they can even type the first word of their counter-flame. Ingenious!

Bravo.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 16, 2003, 12:13 am

Wow. This thread has some potential. Different people playing protagonist and antagonist. This has the makings of something exciting.

I am sure, as far as staying on topic goes, the most poignant posts will be from Kyo and Jice. Though there are a few others that get in solid shots.

Game on.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 16, 2003, 3:32 am

This is a good idea. I nominate myself for this flame:

Xyun wrote:Check it. This motherfucker makes 2 spelling mistakes in the same post in a thread he started about spelling mistakes. If you use a fucking spell check how come you can't fucking spell someone correctly? You can shove your fucking word filter up your ass too. You trying to use that shit as some sort of ammunition? That same moronic word filter takes correctly spelled words and misspells them, and then you use that as ammunition too.

Maybe you should spend less time trolling the boards and posting inane shit like this and more time attempting to enlargen your tiny cock with one of those penis pumps, cause as it is now, you are like snot on a cold day, unwanted but always present.

In this post, not only did I put the poster in his place but also evoked a furious emotional response and later some back-pedaling.

I love all popularity contests like beauty pageants, the WWF, pop music bands, and this one. I really want to win.

Can I be the winner please?

VOTE FOR ME!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » August 16, 2003, 3:43 am

I think that was from last week, Xyun.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 16, 2003, 4:26 am

Props to Raistin, Devereaux and Xyun and honorable mention to Laliana...

Aranuil gets summed up rather nicely in this thread.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 16, 2003, 7:50 am

I think that was from last week, Xyun.

oh shit, ok. Here's one from this week.

This is a good idea. I nominate myself for this flame:

Check it. This motherfucker makes 2 spelling mistakes in the same post in a thread he started about spelling mistakes. If you use a fucking spell check how come you can't fucking spell someone correctly? You can shove your fucking word filter up your ass too. You trying to use that shit as some sort of ammunition? That same moronic word filter takes correctly spelled words and misspells them, and then you use that as ammunition too.

Maybe you should spend less time trolling the boards and posting inane shit like this and more time attempting to enlargen your tiny cock with one of those penis pumps, cause as it is now, you are like snot on a cold day, unwanted but always present.

In this post, not only did I put the poster in his place but also evoked a furious emotional response and later some back-pedaling.

I love all popularity contests like beauty pageants, the WWF, pop music bands, and this one. I really want to win.

Can I be the winner please?

VOTE FOR ME!

Here I use blatant sarcasm to exemplify the author's drama-queen-like nature, and for an added bonus, I provided a flame within a flame, so that the observers can get not just one, but two doses of my expertise in the written insult.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 16, 2003, 8:20 am

hay guys wahts going on in this thread?

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 16, 2003, 10:35 am

Hehe that was pretty good Xyun, but I'm not voting for ya until you edit the word enlargen.

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 16, 2003, 10:54 am

Yes, Dev, because Aranuil bikes as a hobby and therefore shaves his legs, and because he took a lot of pictures at the Vegas Fan Faire, he is surely worthy of you scorn.

Fucking dumbass.

If it bothers you so much that his post count is so high, use the damn STFU button, that's what it's there for.

Raistin, chill the hell out.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » August 16, 2003, 10:55 am

The Sylvus post was a great burn from someone who never really goes out of his way to flame people. It was well crafted, and taken in context of the existing thread, was definately a creative flame.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » August 16, 2003, 10:41 pm

dev you are fucking ignorant asswipe

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 17, 2003, 1:07 am

Drolgin if someone continually wants to take on most of the members here then scorn is warranted. As for Raistin posting he can say what he likes about the spelling nazi....

When Aranuil stops with the lame posts about PI3 and SpElLiNg and stops attacking people for no fucking reason. When he stops being a board troll and trying to start shit then maybe people will respect him for the Aranuil he used to be a long time ago. Til then he should STFU.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » August 17, 2003, 2:40 am

Captain Pervert gets his ass handed to him bicycle seat and all.

Funny thing about arrogant assholes they are the last ones to see themselves in this light. Great post Dev and the winner on this thread.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » August 17, 2003, 3:06 am

/agree hammer

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 17, 2003, 4:53 am

Aranuil said:

I'm not the one crying... or trolling for that matter.

Yet on a previous thread he said this:

You're easy.

Considering this entire thread started as a conversation I was having on my IM client with Kguku and as a joke, to see who I could bait with it, and seeing how the 24 hours is up, I'm going to go with... I win. Thanks for playing.

You are a self proclaimed Troll. Now you add to this by showing everyone what a fucking hypocrite you are. Nicely done.

Salis · Post by **Salis** » August 17, 2003, 9:05 am

My vote goes on this response from Kyoukan on Kylere's thread 'Death of a HRTBRKR. A true classic!

stupid fucking redneck crashes shoddily built stupid fucking redneck white trash mobile into tree. next time do us all a favor and don't wear your seat belt so we can be saved from more of your moronic posts and asinine website that you use to fucking whine about your ex-wife. which reminds me, can I have her address? I would like to send her a letter of congratulations.

although I can see that skull of yours slamming right through a 500 year old california redwood and not even give you a headache. I'm pretty sure 14 lbs of solid bone is pretty hard to damage.]

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 17, 2003, 9:09 am

This thread is teh win~

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 17, 2003, 9:56 am

Salis wrote:My vote goes on this response from Kyoukan on Kylere's thread 'Death of a HRTBRKR. A true classic!

stupid fucking redneck crashes shoddily built stupid fucking redneck white trash mobile into tree. next time do us all a favor and don't wear your seat belt so we can be saved from more of your moronic posts and asinine website that you use to fucking whine about your ex-wife. which reminds me, can I have her address? I would like to send her a letter of congratulations.

although I can see that skull of yours slamming right through a 500 year old california redwood and not even give you a headache. I'm pretty sure 14 lbs of solid bone is pretty hard to damage.]

Wow it seems that Kyoukan the stupid redneck has fixed her CAPS LOCK key and now can't use CAPS at all.

Valkeria · Post by **Valkeria** » August 17, 2003, 1:29 pm

Attacking someone who you personally do not really know only projects your own vulnerabilites and inadequecies, prejudices etc onto them therefore shining a light on who you are as a person.

Its like a bunch of five year olds doing the your mommy is so fat routine funny at first but can be hurtful and downright lame. If you have intelligence why resort to the insulting of some basic things? I am sure most of you can do better.

Moongrinn · Post by **Moongrinn** » August 17, 2003, 1:31 pm

My dads bigger than your dad.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 17, 2003, 1:51 pm

Attacking someone who you personally do not really know only projects your own vulnerabilites and inadequecies, prejudices etc onto them therefore shining a light on who you are as a person.

Its like a bunch of five year olds doing the your mommy is so fat routine funny at first but can be hurtful and downright lame. If you have intelligence why resort to the insulting of some basic things? I am sure most of you can do better.

WTF are you talking about? This is flamevault and if you didn't notice, it proclaims on the front page this place is not for the faint of heart. I click on this website to ridicule morons such as yourself for being ignorant of obvious things. How bout the fact that your own post is an insult in itself? Yeah, thanks for the oh so "mature" advice.

If you cannot tolerate this site don't visit, but don't fucking preach to me about insulting others while insulting me at the same time. I'll come back at you tenfold and then you'll really understand how hurtful I can be. Fucking hippo.

Topper · Post by **Topper** » August 17, 2003, 2:00 pm

Xyun wrote:
Attacking someone who you personally do not really know only projects your own vulnerabilites and inadequecies, prejudices etc onto them therefore shining a light on who you are as a person.

Its like a bunch of five year olds doing the your mommy is so fat routine funny at first but can be hurtful and downright lame. If you have intelligence why resort to the insulting of some basic things? I am sure most of you can do better.
WTF are you talking about? This is flamevault and if you didn't notice, it proclaims on the front page this place is not for the faint of heart. I click on this website to ridicule morons such as yourself for being ignorant of obvious things. How bout the fact that your own post is an insult in itself? Yeah, thanks for the oh so "mature" advice.

If you cannot tolerate this site don't visit, but don't fucking preach to me about insulting others while insulting me at the same time. I'll come back at you tenfold and then you'll really understand how hurtful I can be. Fucking hippo.

Woah, someone is mad.. you dropped to many F bombs there buddy. She was just stating her opinion. Just because she didnt drop the f-bomb, or sound like an idiot trying to flame the great Xyun, doesnt mean she was insulting you. You flat out CHOSE to take what she said as an insult.

I read it differently, maybe cause im not seeing red on my screen and wanting to punch something.

Anyway, carry on being the best...

Valkeria · Post by **Valkeria** » August 17, 2003, 2:24 pm

Rather amusing to insult me when I did not direct opinion to anyone. It was just my opinion which I understand is allowed here. Gettng that upset about a simple opinion and then calling me a moron and a hippo? Rather shows your lack of intelligence I am sure you can do better since you do not know me but use the lowest forms and simplest terms in an effort to degrade me. (yes that was directed at you this time

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Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 17, 2003, 2:34 pm

Yes anytime I use the word fuck more than once in a post I am steaming mad with fire coming out of my nostrils. Gimme a fucking break dude.

Yes I took what she said as an insult and I replied in kind. If she didn't mean to be insulting maybe she should stick to playing mom somewhere else. And everytime I see one of you goody-goodies come here and try to tell the rest of us that our manner is immature in an environment created for such a manner, I'm gonna lay into you like a ton of bricks and eventually you'll scurry off into your own little heavenly world where no one curses and no one insults anyone and there is no truth to anything.

Valkeria · Post by **Valkeria** » August 17, 2003, 3:24 pm

Sigh good effort but obviously my post went totally over your head. When you can understand the english language come back and try again.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » August 17, 2003, 3:38 pm

Whatever you say hippo.