Sugar Smacks and Urine

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » August 9, 2003, 4:54 pm

Bah Poll no need for a message

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » August 9, 2003, 5:31 pm

what the hell is a sugar smack?

Shanter · Post by **Shanter** » August 9, 2003, 5:53 pm

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » August 9, 2003, 5:57 pm

Do you mean the cereal with the cartoon frog on it?

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 9, 2003, 6:05 pm

If youre sniffing your own piss, you have issues.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » August 9, 2003, 6:17 pm

I've never posted a single post on VV. Just a reader for the last few months, but had to break my regime of reading, getting pissed, getting happy, laughing hysterically, and deciding not to post...

It wasn't 2 days ago that I had a major sugar breakdown (severely hypoglycemic, so I don't touch sugar). Went to the local store and bought a box of Sugar Smacks and a half gallon of milk. I comminced to eating the whole fucking box until I was bouncing around and cleaning everything in sight.

Next morning I was standing in the bathroom taking one of those pisses that borderlines orgasm, and actually called my wife into the bathroom...

Ducru says "Honey, do you smell Sugar Smacks?"

Wife replies, "Yes...?"

Ducru says, "It's my piss... from eating all that shit yesterday I guess. Thought I was crazy."

Wife replies, "Thank you for this lovely experience... asshole."

Had to share the story=)

Duc

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » August 9, 2003, 6:32 pm

JACKASS!

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 9, 2003, 7:18 pm

They took Sugar out of the name a few years back b/c as everyone knows sugar = da debil

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » August 10, 2003, 1:37 am

EWWWW

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » August 10, 2003, 2:52 am

HAHAH Ducru, that was such a great first post. I <3 u now. :D

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » August 10, 2003, 2:52 am

Jackass!

On another note, i have no clue what sugar smacks are, but that sounds freaky.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 10, 2003, 2:56 am

Dude I get that smell even without eating the Smacks. I don't understand it but I thought I was the only one until I read this post. Now I think it has something to do with blood sugar levels. I am borderline type 2 diabetic (basically means the drs want my money so I have to check blood sugar once a week) so I have the gear to test my blood sugar next time I get that smell.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » August 10, 2003, 8:59 am

Raistin wrote:If youre sniffing your own piss, you have issues.

Nah, you're just too young to know that you will be checking what comes out of your body as you get older since it's a very good indication to how healthy you are.

I haven't eaten a sugar smack in years but I think I want to try this out now.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » August 10, 2003, 11:59 am

Dig 'em!

http://dt.prohosting.com/70s/childtv/digem.au

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 10, 2003, 12:35 pm

Ducru.. best.. first.. post.. ever!
Jackass.

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » August 10, 2003, 11:13 pm

Leave to my old friend Duc to make a first post (hiya jackass) like that. Just don't ask Ducru about his velvet couch or a nerf football

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » August 11, 2003, 3:02 am

You know, I always noticed that all my life after eating Smacks. Never bothered mentioning it to anyone, but yeah. I smell sugar smacks from pissing all daylong if i eat them for breakfast. And no, I don't bend over the fucking toilet and sniff my piss... but in say, a urinal, you can smell your own piss sometimes~

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 11, 2003, 10:47 am

It's not like you gotta bend over the bowl or take a sample in a cup, either. Unless you've totally eroded your sinuses, you'll smell it.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » August 11, 2003, 11:41 am

HAHA. had forgotten about that drunken night in KC...

The couch was velure btw not velvet...

And it was a Nerf basketball not football...

And my dick was waterproof for 3 days.

Fun times. Hit me in game bro. Miss seeing you around.

Ducru

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » August 11, 2003, 1:21 pm

Obviously some people have never eaten asparagus or drank insane amounts of coffee/espresso. Although, IMO, sugar smacks sounds a much better "smell" alternative.

I voted NO - but only because I haven't eaten sugar smacks that I can remember.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » August 11, 2003, 1:37 pm

Uhh, ducru, dick waterproof for 3 days? Wtf? Do I want to know?

Deward · Post by **Deward** » August 11, 2003, 2:01 pm

No idea if it is sugar related or not. It might be a chemical in the smacks themselves, although I have smelled the same thing in generic smacks and other foods.

On related note to things that make your piss weird. Eating fresh beets will turn your piss purple. Do that right before a piss test. hehe

Deward

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » August 11, 2003, 2:57 pm

Ebumar wrote:Uhh, ducru, dick waterproof for 3 days? Wtf? Do I want to know?

You do, trust me you do!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » August 11, 2003, 3:04 pm

Well then, please Ducru, elaborate.

Ducru · Post by **Ducru** » August 11, 2003, 7:33 pm

Feeling a little creative and open to scrutiny, so here you go Ebumar.

"Ever have that piece of furniture you just HATE to get rid of?"

There once was a couch from Nantucket.
Ducru's good idea was to fuck it.
Stepdad busted in
as Ducru kicked it in
His startled mess would have fit in no bucket.

...

"Nerf Ball + apple core tool + 13 yr old = Good Idea?"

Nerf balls were only fun for so long.
But can seriously chaffe like a thong.
Vasoline was the key,
For my Nerf ball and me.
The result was one waterproofed schlong.

Hope you enjoyed=)

Ducru

p.s.
Thanks, Pherr... dickhead=)

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » August 12, 2003, 2:20 pm

In the immortal words of Yiiri that night....

"dude, you fucked your couch"

Truant · Post by **Truant** » August 12, 2003, 4:02 pm

wtf is this thread about?

VeeshanVault

Sugar Smacks and Urine

Does your urine smell like Sugar Smacks the day after you eat them?

Sugar Smacks and Urine

holy shit....

Pherralic!

as to elaborate...