The Return of the King

Post by **Sylvus** » August 6, 2003, 1:17 pm

Requires Quicktime. Hell, it might even download faster from Apple's site, but here you are anyway.

http://www.veeshanvault.org/movies/lotr3.mov

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 6, 2003, 2:40 pm

fake =(

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » August 6, 2003, 2:47 pm

There is a real one out there though. It makes me vary excited ><

Don't mess with Gandalf, Wingy. . .

Post by **Sylvus** » August 6, 2003, 2:49 pm

Wtf, that's fake? I don't believe it! It looks real enough to me...

noel · Post by **noel** » August 6, 2003, 3:07 pm

I'm downloading the one you posted Sylvus. I have one in either *.avi or *.wmv format that looks real to me, so I'll check yours out and let you at least know if they're the same.

Edit: Unless that trailer was like a teaser trailer they did just for the Internet crowd, that's the real trailer as far as I know.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » August 6, 2003, 3:47 pm

looks real to me....

a_guide · Post by **a_guide** » August 6, 2003, 4:27 pm

Mmmmmm *goosebumps* Thank you for posting it.. Its the best birthday present ever!

*hugs* a_guide

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 8, 2003, 7:11 pm

Ooooo that gave me a chubby.

Soruth · Post by **Soruth** » August 12, 2003, 4:13 pm

The voices are dubbed, some shots show a character still speaking even though there is no audio. Only possibility is that the trailer is for a foreign market and was dubbed to english.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 2, 2003, 2:11 pm

my inbox wrote:CONTACT XXXX – XXXX@XXXX.COM

PRESS SCREENING NOTICE-

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
12/12/03
11:00AM
UPTOWN PALLADIUM 12

Please read the following carefully-

These screenings will be monitored for unauthorized recording. By attending, you agree not to bring any audio or video recording device into the theater and consent to a physical search of your belongings and person. A video cell phone is classified as a recording device and cannot be taken into the screening. Any attempted use of recording devices will result in immediate removal from the theater, forfeiture of the device, and may subject you to criminal and civil liability.

Please allow additional time for heightened security. You can assist us by leaving all non-essential bags and cell phones at home or in your vehicle.

PLEASE RSVP BY DEC. 10 TO XXXX – XXXX@XXXX.COM if you plan on attending. Please also include what outlet you will be attending for. NO GUESTS WILL BE ALLOWED. IF YOU DO NOT RSVP YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN TO THE THEATRE.

Thank you for your cooperation.

sproing!

I promise to post spoilers.

(sorry for the shameless gloating, unfortunately if I jump up and run around screaming and cheering at work, no one will even be jealous

)

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » December 2, 2003, 2:54 pm

OMG
H8
H8
H8!!!!!

(><)

noel · Post by **noel** » December 2, 2003, 3:12 pm

Grats man!

I hate you.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » December 3, 2003, 1:35 am

SWEEEEEEEET!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 3, 2003, 9:56 am

Anyone have that Jack Black clip that he did with the Fellowship movie?

Burke · Post by **Burke** » December 3, 2003, 4:16 pm

Bubba,
Do you have the Extended version of the FOTR?
If so, then you have the JB clip, witness:

Insert the first disc of the set and go to the 'Scene Selections.' There select scenes '25-27' and then highlight the menu entry that says 'Council of Elrond.' Now press the 'Down' arrow key on your remote control to highlight on icon of the One Ring. Press 'enter' now and you will have the chance to see a special MTV-version of the Council of Elrond – a hilarious treat!

Ta da

noel · Post by **noel** » December 3, 2003, 4:20 pm

/sarcasm on

Tips for Sylvus' RotK viewing:

For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the
theater her are some survival tips.

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Edit: Fuck!

Post by **Sylvus** » December 3, 2003, 4:24 pm

O != U

/edit:

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » December 3, 2003, 4:53 pm

I'm still H8in

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 3, 2003, 6:17 pm

I don't know who Frankenfurter is

But the Shelob one was vary good, someone really needs to try that one.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 3, 2003, 6:24 pm

I liked the Shelob one, as well as #16, for sheer annyoing comedic value.

If I'm not mistaken, Frankenfurter is a character from Rocky Horror?

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 3, 2003, 6:55 pm

Ahh, that makes sense.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 3, 2003, 6:57 pm

I think #8 was my favorite.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » December 3, 2003, 7:02 pm

I vote for #12 as my favorite!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » December 3, 2003, 7:36 pm

It's a little hazy, but I think i've done number 3 at a different movie.

Not really, but I probably would on the right day.

Great list

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » December 3, 2003, 7:56 pm

the drinking game would kick ass

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » December 3, 2003, 10:58 pm

Burke wrote:Bubba,
Do you have the Extended version of the FOTR?
If so, then you have the JB clip, witness:

Insert the first disc of the set and go to the 'Scene Selections.' There select scenes '25-27' and then highlight the menu entry that says 'Council of Elrond.' Now press the 'Down' arrow key on your remote control to highlight on icon of the One Ring. Press 'enter' now and you will have the chance to see a special MTV-version of the Council of Elrond – a hilarious treat!

Ta da

Thanks man. Didn't know about that. I'll have to give that a try.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » December 4, 2003, 3:42 pm

I heard on the radio the other day that they are gonna be running a trailer of Spiderman 2 with LotR:RotK

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » December 12, 2003, 4:29 pm

ahem

Yeah, I know he's still sitting in the theater, but my patience has run out!

The main thing I want to know is which parts of the story Jackson cut out.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 12, 2003, 4:49 pm

Own, didn't know the MTV spoof was there.