To not pose a question :P

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 4, 2003, 5:22 pm

Well my board happy chum....ps

I recently broke up with my girlfriend, yep, it was pretty shitty, my first love. I have been feeling exceptionally shitty, mental breakdown levels of shitty......when....

Today, seeing my growing insanity, my dad moved me out of my ex's (We were living together) into a huge detached villa above the city, with the clearest views of the surrounding valley/bay from my now new bedroom.

Breaking up with people can work out for the best, bling bling.

I know none of you will give a shit, thats why I love this place, but please, share in my merriment for this brief time

Oh yeah, the new house has cable TV and Cable internet, a grand piano and a mini recording studio. MUHAHAHA (I am 19 years old)

This is my triumphant return post.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 4, 2003, 5:34 pm

To paraphrase Jay, of Jay and Silent Bob fame:
"Spank her once and make her call you Aranuil!"

Glad to hear things are looking up for you sir.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 4, 2003, 5:37 pm

Good to see you back, and at least you didn't kill the bitch and dump her body at sea.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 4, 2003, 5:37 pm

Well, im getting there, still feels like someone has taken a dump on my heart and laughed.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 4, 2003, 5:47 pm

Lets try the woman frolicking in a field picture again to cheer you up!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 4, 2003, 5:48 pm

You live in the UK, right? My suggestion is to hop a plane/train to Amsterdam and bang as many hookers as little Teeny and your wallet will accomodate.

noel · Post by **noel** » August 4, 2003, 5:50 pm

Little Teeny = Very funny.

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 4, 2003, 6:02 pm

Have a Guinness (or two or three or four) and feel better Mr. Mungbean!

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » August 4, 2003, 6:11 pm

Dont worry. She was prolly cheating on you too. Happens in highschool a lot!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 4, 2003, 6:20 pm

Auch well, two can play that game !

I already cybered Aranuil, does that count?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 4, 2003, 6:25 pm

you are young, enjoy life.

meet women, love every one of them.

you only have one chance to be young and single Mr. Mungbean. Do not die having missed out on hundreds of hot womenz who wanted your jock.

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » August 4, 2003, 6:33 pm

Oi dickfeatures, where's my phone call for all the news. ooh no, lets not call Fatman, lets leave him to find out on the fuckin boards!

Bah!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 4, 2003, 6:42 pm

Cotto wrote:Oi dickfeatures, where's my phone call for all the news. ooh no, lets not call Fatman, lets leave him to find out on the fuckin boards!

Bah!

Dickfeatures... nice!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 4, 2003, 7:41 pm

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » August 4, 2003, 10:20 pm

well, all's well that ends well

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » August 5, 2003, 2:49 am

... well?!? It's been 10 hours, don't we get an update?