Freaky Time Warp
- Adex_Xeda
- Way too much time!
- Posts: 2278
- Joined: July 3, 2002, 7:35 pm
- Location: The Mighty State of Texas
Welcome to 2003
The Berlin Wall Fell
The Cold War is over
Russia is a Democracy
China is out biggest trading partner
OJ Simpson "didn't" kill his wife
Challenger blew up
Columbia broke apart
The Vice President's son is President
Let me tell you about the internet
Sorry son but that 2010 movie you saw yesterday is a quite a bit ahead of us.
Oh this? This little things is my mobile phone,, what? yes I'm talking to your cousin in taiwan right now.
Glasses? nah I had a laser correct my vision.
Yes your sister is still with us, they found a way to stablize AIDs.
Oh yea 300 channels on the TV there, kinda neat eh?
American cars are hot stuff gain, check out my Dodge.
Nah, Japan didn't take over society like we thought they would.
No son, some terrorists blew up the WTC.
Care to see a couple of "new" Star Wars episodes?
Seriously, that white guy IS Michael Jackson.
Hmm I don't know what that medicine is, let me google it on my wireless laptop.
Hah, no HAL 9000 never made it but they did manage to pull off some mean chess playing machines.
No no, windows is computer program.
Well actually I think you can catch the Dukes of Hazard on Nick at night.
Nah this is a band called Pearl Jam,... Oh this this is a MP3 player, It can hold about... 10 cassetes worth of songs yes.
The Berlin Wall Fell
The Cold War is over
Russia is a Democracy
China is out biggest trading partner
OJ Simpson "didn't" kill his wife
Challenger blew up
Columbia broke apart
The Vice President's son is President
Let me tell you about the internet
Sorry son but that 2010 movie you saw yesterday is a quite a bit ahead of us.
Oh this? This little things is my mobile phone,, what? yes I'm talking to your cousin in taiwan right now.
Glasses? nah I had a laser correct my vision.
Yes your sister is still with us, they found a way to stablize AIDs.
Oh yea 300 channels on the TV there, kinda neat eh?
American cars are hot stuff gain, check out my Dodge.
Nah, Japan didn't take over society like we thought they would.
No son, some terrorists blew up the WTC.
Care to see a couple of "new" Star Wars episodes?
Seriously, that white guy IS Michael Jackson.
Hmm I don't know what that medicine is, let me google it on my wireless laptop.
Hah, no HAL 9000 never made it but they did manage to pull off some mean chess playing machines.
No no, windows is computer program.
Well actually I think you can catch the Dukes of Hazard on Nick at night.
Nah this is a band called Pearl Jam,... Oh this this is a MP3 player, It can hold about... 10 cassetes worth of songs yes.
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I forsee some hard times ahead. I'd be interested in readng about how things progress over the next year or two. I mean, he still has the personality of a 20-somthing trapped in a 40-50-something body. Also, you know the wife has changed and matured over the past 20 years. There are bound to be some extreme personality changes involved. I wonder if he still uses lingo from the 80's?
Definately an oddity...
Definately an oddity...