Uber guild lackeys...

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 9, 2003, 8:49 am

I don't know if 'lackey' is the term to best decribe an individual I met tonight, but since my encounter was an interesting one I thought I'd share it here with everyone else.

The individual I speak of is Baron Span Lee <Infinite Odyssey>. I was bored tonight, so I ran to the Arena with hopes and beating up a few people. A few people were there, and this guy. I apparently had arrived in the middle of a conversation whereas Span was playing Mr. FOH-is-all-you-want-to-be-you-fucking-gimps-but-you-never-will. It just amazes me that people get such a serious boner talking all this mad shit to people that they will never get to do themselves. He also claims to know Leeroie IRL, but never backed it up. And apparently, the only he reason he went after me was because I just happened to be there.

Well, here's the screenshots I took if your bored. It's time like these I wish I had /log on on my autojoin when I log in. Any blurred text is just Bazaar spam and /says not really relevant to the conversation.

On a side note, I don't think any different of IO because of this one gimp, even my evil twin's mad clone is tagged IO (Hi Gheff!). But Gochan, dude, please give this guy some serious ownage or maybe a nice gtfo-->

Fovol · Post by **Fovol** » July 9, 2003, 9:12 am

Poor, poor, individuals.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » July 9, 2003, 9:27 am

Retards in EQ omg omg! ><
Retards in EQ talking shit about shit!
Retards in EQ spamming retarted shit about retarded shit!!!!!

The spelling gave him away.

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » July 9, 2003, 10:00 am

My brain hurts. My 3-year-old son can spell better than Span.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » July 9, 2003, 10:16 am

Kyra wrote:My brain hurts. My 3-year-old son can spell better than Span.

I see he can spell better then I though.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » July 9, 2003, 11:43 am

I feel dumber for having read that SS. Sarge, man, I can't believe you tried to interact with it. You have way more tolerance for retards than I do.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » July 9, 2003, 11:52 am

Hmm did the Span of a couple years ago ebay?

The old Span never spoke like that.

Or did he....

Damn memories are fading...

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » July 9, 2003, 11:55 am

Holy fucking shit. What a retard. I hate it when people reinforce a stereotype. He'll probably be at FanFare, dressed in an idiotic costume, and get interviewed for 60 Minutes. Span will be the face people will equate to the average EQ player!

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » July 9, 2003, 12:23 pm

No, Adex - old Span didn't talk like that.

I thought he quit a few years back, but I have vague recollections of him giving me a tell saying hi like 6-9 months ago. I don't think this is the original, but nfc - it may be.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » July 9, 2003, 12:26 pm

I feel like I killed some brain cells just from reading that.
I ran into that guy Span just a few days ago, and he wasn't exactly a mental giant then either. I inspected his equip with my monk, and in turn, he inspected mine, and started to give me shit on how crappy mine was (ok, he got me there!) However, his sarcasm (I guess that's what it was)was so lame I remember just laughing my ass off because I couldn't tell if he was serious, or trying to be funny! No matter which way I looked at it, it was piss-poor.

"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul"

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » July 9, 2003, 3:20 pm

Where's Leelee when you need her to figure out the ebayage history.

Pilsburry · Post by **Pilsburry** » July 9, 2003, 3:35 pm

The old span did love the arena though...

I'm not going to look at the screenshot. I've seen dumbshit before....hell it's come out of my mouth on occassion.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » July 9, 2003, 4:24 pm

Span and I used to duel lots. I miss playing around in the arena and nfp sewers with him. (T-T)

Acies · Post by **Acies** » July 9, 2003, 8:14 pm

Sup Sarg

How do you find people like Span anyway?

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » July 9, 2003, 8:52 pm

Acies wrote:Sup Sarg

How do you find people like Span anyway?

Anybody who's known me since level 30 will remember this!

Kyria · Post by **Kyria** » July 9, 2003, 9:06 pm

Sargeras wrote:
Acies wrote:Sup Sarg

How do you find people like Span anyway?

Anybody who's known me since level 30 will remember this!

!!! I remember!!! I remember!!!

Samila · Post by **Samila** » July 9, 2003, 9:29 pm

Old Span ebayed and quit, then restarted with a new character. Haven't heard from him in a while.

Say no to ebay!

Shanks · Post by **Shanks** » July 9, 2003, 11:28 pm

I'd just like to say that I am Anti-Vannor.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 10, 2003, 2:14 am

I am in concurance with all Anti-Vannor policies

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 10, 2003, 4:13 am

There is no Vannor.

Fovol · Post by **Fovol** » July 10, 2003, 5:35 am

Shanks wrote:I'd just like to say that I am Anti-Vannor.

Weak!

Stragi wrote:I am in concurance with all Anti-Vannor policies

Weaker!

So foolish, can't you see the power of Vannor is unrivaled, only he could defeat such peoplem like Span (as evident by the screenshots), who are irl friends with all ubar people and are very cool irl, with multitudes of girlfriends, unbelievable amounts of wealth, and of course, a larger pole than anyone else.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 10, 2003, 5:54 am

Span is Sam Dethwalker?

Fovol · Post by **Fovol** » July 10, 2003, 5:57 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Span is Sam Dethwalker?

Likely!

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » July 10, 2003, 8:41 am

I grouped with retard Span the other night in POV. He was pulling and I must say he sucks at it.Then if he had adds he couldn't count either.I doubt he knows Leeroie in real life.Sarg I feel for you.I hope to hell you never experience a retard like Span again.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » July 10, 2003, 10:21 am

Seriously, can't you all just stay off his nuts?

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » July 10, 2003, 10:27 am

That's right... now I remember. The tell from old-Span was from a different character.

VeeshanVault

Uber guild lackeys...

Uber guild lackeys...

EBAY