Has anyone ever had crabs before?

hungweilo · Post by **hungweilo** » August 17, 2002, 1:38 am

If yes, what did you do to remedy the "situation"? Not really interested in sporting the Telly Savalas look on my peener. What are the popular ointments, salves, liniments, etc. on the market?

Please, only people that have actually been laid reply. Cybering on EQ doesn't count. Tks.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 17, 2002, 1:47 am

Looks like Bakersfield got internet access.

<edit>Jackass</edit>

hungweilo · Post by **hungweilo** » August 17, 2002, 1:51 am

Ok, die prz. Like I'm in Bakersfield. Looks like you need to brush up on your l33t hax0r skills. But I digress...let's stick to the topic at hand: crabs, aka Phthirus pubis.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » August 17, 2002, 1:54 am

Hell I dunno. Tried a shampoo? Maybe the stuff they give kids for headlice... However, if they are Canadian crabs, I can't help you. Them is mean lil buggers from what Hammer told me.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » August 17, 2002, 2:14 am

Is there actually a character on Veeshan named Hungweilo?

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 17, 2002, 2:16 am

In Canada you get lobsters.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » August 17, 2002, 2:16 am

...so I've heard

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 17, 2002, 2:42 am

Never had them but heard the cure goes like this. Shave half your pubes away, light the other half on fire, then stab the critters with an ice pick as they start running out of the infested area.

Bah if you don't want to do that there is a shampoo called Quell. My Sgt. had them back when I was in the service and that is what he used. You also have to boil all yer clothes and sheets and stuff.

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » August 17, 2002, 9:02 am

Use lye soap, make sure to keep it away from the tip of your wee wee. If you don't trust your coordination, or are worried about splashes, just cover the first half of it with an un lubricated condom.

Note: This is going to burn like a fucker around some of the "thinner skin" areas down there. Leave the soap on for a minute or two, or until the lather begins to reside some...and the burning is well...considerable. I recommend just using a razor to remedy it, but if you don't wanna sheer your cocknballs then this'll work.

so i hear

Drolgin Steingrinder · August 17, 2002, 9:55 am

I use a large hammer to smash the shell, then eat the yummy insides. A good dijonnaise and some good, homebaked bread goes well with crabs.

For wine, I'd suggest a good burgundy white perhaps - a Meursault '99 or a younger Volnay.

Post by **Xouqoa** » August 17, 2002, 12:30 pm

I had BBQ Crablegs once at Joe's Crab Shack ... they were good!

I didn't have any wine though.. I think I had a beer with them.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » August 17, 2002, 12:39 pm

Why would you post this on an EQ message board? Are you trying to draw attention to the fact that you enjoy a less-than-hygienic selection of sex partners?

I'm sure you could have gotten a more satisfactory solution to your problem on any sexual health web site. So why this one?

Not a flame; just a serious question.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » August 17, 2002, 12:47 pm

You know, considering the dudes name im gonna guess this is a joke..
Hung-way-low.. just a thought, I could be wrong.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » August 17, 2002, 12:48 pm

'cause he knows where the action is.

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » August 17, 2002, 2:12 pm

Honestly, if you roll through the posts on the first page of this board...fewer than half are about EQ. I pick up some good information from here with suprising frequency. I wouldn't ask about my crabs or any other question that revealed my sexual irresponsibility, but this is as good a place as any imho. Why do you post movie reviews on an EQ message board? Kinda works the same. Again not a flame, just an answer.

edit: I just learned my vowels.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » August 17, 2002, 2:20 pm

wtf.....

PhyscoBloodspiller · Post by **PhyscoBloodspiller** » August 17, 2002, 3:32 pm

Joe's Crab Shack has nasty foul smelling crabs in louisiana

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » August 17, 2002, 3:53 pm

/wave Pubin

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 17, 2002, 7:40 pm

Millie wrote:Why would you post this on an EQ message board? Are you trying to draw attention to the fact that you enjoy a less-than-hygienic selection of sex partners?

I'm sure you could have gotten a more satisfactory solution to your problem on any sexual health web site. So why this one?

Not a flame; just a serious question.

You mean this message board is for EQ discussions only?

Ask Millie about her cure for PMS. Worked for me. What did the cavewomen do when it was that time of the month? That's a disgusting thought. Ug. Gross. Ewww.

Karae · Post by **Karae** » August 17, 2002, 8:06 pm

Winnow wrote:
Ask Millie about her cure for PMS. Worked for me. What did the cavewomen do when it was that time of the month? That's a disgusting thought. Ug. Gross. Ewww.

Yea, having a penis is a great cure for PMS...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » August 18, 2002, 4:20 pm

Just keep your cock out of dirty women or wrap that fucker up =)

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » August 18, 2002, 9:22 pm

And this one time... at band camp... i stuck a flute up my pussy and had to get a tetanus shot... that kinda like havin crabs?

Ogbar · Post by **Ogbar** » August 18, 2002, 11:33 pm

Dear lord, you folks are slipping.

Searyx wrote:Is there actually a character on Veeshan named Hungweilo?

*ahem* If you played on Veeshan you <insert insulting name here>, you'd know who played and who didnt play on Veeshan .... blah blah blah

Minus 100 points for all who played on this thread.

Munt · Post by **Munt** » August 19, 2002, 10:33 am

Why don't you wanna sport your dick to your local dick doctor ?

That's prolly the best option.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 19, 2002, 11:05 am

Ya like Kyoukan said you get Lobsters in Canada. We are so tough in Canada we don't even try to get rid of them we just pull em off and fling em at Americans like Canelek

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » August 19, 2002, 11:42 am

I had a couple of crabs once. Bought them at a local fish shop. They were tiny and very cute and like $5.99 each. I brought them home and put them into my tank with a bunch of guppies and stuff.

At first the crabs were exploring the bottom of the tank, picking stuff from between the rocks and putting it into their mouth

After about an hour of feeding (I guess) they tried to climb various plants (fake) and plastic tubing that brings air into the water. I guess the tubing was too thin cause they kept falling off.

That made them kinda angry I think, they returned to scouring the bottom and swiping at the fish as they swam by. One guppy even lost half it's
tail

Well to make the long story short the next morning there were no crabs in the tank. To this day I don't know how they got out (maybe stubbornly climbing the tubing) but we found them all dried up and stuff about a week later. One underneath a sofa in the living room and the other behind a fridge in the kitchen

Stupid crabs.

edit: I give up on spelling

edit2: Whoops! wrong crabs?

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » August 19, 2002, 12:15 pm

I saw a commercial on TV that Red Lobster is having an endless bucket of crabs. Maybe ya could check there.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » August 20, 2002, 1:06 am

Pubin wrote:Honestly, if you roll through the posts on the first page of this board...fewer than half are about EQ. I pick up some good information from here with suprising frequency. I wouldn't ask about my crabs or any other question that revealed my sexual irresponsibility, but this is as good a place as any imho. Why do you post movie reviews on an EQ message board? Kinda works the same. Again not a flame, just an answer.

edit: I just learned my vowels.

You can't compare Millie's Movie House to this drivel.

a) MMH is its own board, with a specified topic. If I were to post movie reviews on an "EverQuest General" forum, I would be off topic. But on my own board, with a movie topic, I can certainly post movie reviews.

b) MMH is technically an FoH property, not an EQ property. It's hosted under the FoH banner, but not necessarily under the EQ one. There is a subtle difference.

c) Third, and most important: Asking the average EQ player for sexual advice is equivalent to asking a Kennedy about alcohol recovery programs. Or asking Michael Jackson what it's like to be black in America. You get the idea.

Rikk Wolvenkin · Post by **Rikk Wolvenkin** » August 20, 2002, 4:57 pm

I've never had crabs.. but, as mentioned in this thread, I think I've got Cobs.

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » August 20, 2002, 5:04 pm

You don't have to shave all your pubes, just half of them. After that is done you light the remaining hair on fire. As the little critters run from the flames you stab them with an icepick.

I hope that helps.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » August 20, 2002, 6:39 pm

OMG Knarlz LOL you need to post here more often HAHA!

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » August 20, 2002, 10:24 pm

Millie wrote:
Pubin wrote:Honestly, if you roll through the posts on the first page of this board...fewer than half are about EQ. I pick up some good information from here with suprising frequency. I wouldn't ask about my crabs or any other question that revealed my sexual irresponsibility, but this is as good a place as any imho. Why do you post movie reviews on an EQ message board? Kinda works the same. Again not a flame, just an answer.

edit: I just learned my vowels.
You can't compare Millie's Movie House to this drivel.

a) MMH is its own board, with a specified topic. If I were to post movie reviews on an "EverQuest General" forum, I would be off topic. But on my own board, with a movie topic, I can certainly post movie reviews.

b) MMH is technically an FoH property, not an EQ property. It's hosted under the FoH banner, but not necessarily under the EQ one. There is a subtle difference.

c) Third, and most important: Asking the average EQ player for sexual advice is equivalent to asking a Kennedy about alcohol recovery programs. Or asking Michael Jackson what it's like to be black in America. You get the idea.

1a) I have read Millie's movie reviews on this board, and yes, you can post your movie reviews wherever you want. Often I like them.

1b) I do not read FoH's board, I'm talking about the vault.

1c) Some EQ players are sexually active and sexually promiscuous. Many are not married, and some are actually attractive single folks that happen to be addicted to a silly game. It is possible to still make time to go out and chase tail. That's overlooking all the "EQ retired" folks like yourself that still frequent the boards. He asked, he got his answer, and it all worked out ya?

Millie · Post by **Millie** » August 20, 2002, 11:56 pm

1c) Some EQ players are sexually active and sexually promiscuous. Many are not married, and some are actually attractive single folks that happen to be addicted to a silly game. It is possible to still make time to go out and chase tail. That's overlooking all the "EQ retired" folks like yourself that still frequent the boards. He asked, he got his answer, and it all worked out ya?

I was talking about the *average* EQ player. Statistics (and Fan Faire pics) have proved that the typical EQ player is not exactly promiscuous swinger material. I never said that all EQ players were hopeless nerds. But let's face it: the majority of them are. That being the case, I think it's incredibly stupid to seek sexual advice on an EQ board. Especially when the original poster could have found an adequate answer, in 5 seconds flat, using Google.

As for your ridiculous "EQ retired" insults: You can bait me all you want, but I'm not going to get involved in a flame war with you on a thread about pubic lice. I think we both realize how pathetic that would be.

Politics, religion, The Meaning of Life -- you name it. Anything but crabs, and I'll bite. We'd be wasting effort here, and no one would care.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 21, 2002, 12:18 am

Millie's a snob

masteen · Post by **masteen** » August 21, 2002, 3:21 am

I gave Winnow crabs. So solly!

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » August 21, 2002, 6:34 am

Millie,

"EQ Retired" is by no means an insult. I was simply implying that perhaps someone who isn't even a player (EQ player) might read the post and have an answer. Yeah I agree based on pics that most are not super Hasselhof sexy, but I've met some cool folks too...several from your guild (no i haven't gone and wouldn't go to fain faire).

I'm not trying to bait you, and I agree that an answer to curing a simple ailment like crabs could be found online in under a minute. I just don't think asking is a problem.

So sensitive u r.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » August 21, 2002, 7:02 am

HASSELHOFF!!!

Millie · Post by **Millie** » August 21, 2002, 7:10 am

The introduction of David Hasselhoff totally redeemed this thread. ^_^

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » August 21, 2002, 11:57 pm

Yeah, after watching The New Guy and being disappointed with the cheesy ending...they busted out with Hasselhoff and I wept.

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