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Nippon Television's (NTV) producers have obviously never heard of the Geneva Convention. If they had, they wouldn't have treated poor Nasubi the way they did. They wouldn't have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn't have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10 000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn't have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nation-wide TV.

It all started one snowy day in January, 1998 with an audition. The audition consisted of choosing lots because the only talent needed for this challenge was luck. A group of aspiring comedians showed up, and among them was a young man whose stage name is Nasubi, which means eggplant. Nasubi was 'lucky' that day, and was chosen over other aspiring young comedians for a mysterious "show-business related job". He was immediately blindfolded and driven to a tiny one room apartment somewhere in Tokyo.


When he arrived at the apartment, he was shown a stand full of magazines, a huge pile of postcards, and told to strip naked. The room was empty except for a cushion, a table, a small radio, a telephone, some notebooks, and a few pens. There was not a crumb of food, a square of toilet paper, or any form of entertainment. Whatever he needed, he was to win by sending thousands of postcards into contests. The producers left and Nasubi was on his own in his unique survival challenge. Imagine what was going through his mind: How am I going to eat? Why are they doing this to me? How long will it take to get out of here? He must have thought he was in a bad episode of The Prisoner.

Nasubi won his first contest on February 8th. He got some jelly, a 1560 yen value, leaving him with 998 440 yen left to win. That day, he ate food for the first time in two weeks! On February 22nd, he won a 5 kg bag of rice. Unfortunately, he had no cooking utensils. At first he tried eating it raw, but eventually devised a cooking method where he put it in an empty can beside a burner for an hour until it was "cooked". He ate about a half cup of rice a day using two pens for chopsticks.

Life was tough for Nasubi--he was obviously lonely, uncomfortable and bored but he seemed to be continually cheerful in the face of adversity. Putting on a bold face when one is suffering is one of the most admired traits in Japan and this was a big reason for the program's incredible popularity. He spent his days writing postcards, and sent out between 3000 and 8000 a month! It must have been incredibly discouraging because by the end of March, he had only won 66,840 yen, leaving him with 933,160 yen left to win.

Every time Nasubi won a contest, he did a victory dance and made up a strange song about the prize he had won and how happy he was. You've never seen anyone's face light up the way Nasubi's did when he heard a knock at the door or the telephone rang. In this picture we see him celebrating after he won a poster of his favourite TV star, an attractive young woman named Ryoko Hirose. His apartment was gradually filling up and he was beginning to live something resembling a human life. Of course there were some bad moments too, especially the day he won a TV but realized his apartment had no antennae or cable!

A doctor's visit in May, after five months in the room, revealed Nasubi to be in perfect health! No scurvy, no fleas or lice, and no signs of malnutrition. He had lost a lot of weight, and his ribs were showing through his skin, but his blood tests and a physical examination revealed no other problems. His fingernails had grown to several inches long and his hair and beard were getting rather unmanageable by that time, but they were annoyances rather than dangers. It's incredible what the human body can survive and how resilient people are. Who would have thought that it was possible to live like that?

Near the end of May, Nasubi's rice ran out, and he was reduced to eating dog food. It was heart wrenching seeing him prey every night for rice.


By June, the show had become incredibly popular and the mass media had found out where Nasubi was staying. In the middle of the night, he was awakened by a producer with a flashlight, blindfolded and moved to a new apartment. He was told that it was to "change his luck" but the real reason was that the producers were worried he would find out that the entire nation was watching him. Unfortunately, the people who moved his things to the new apartment forgot to bring his rice! One of the few times we got to see Nasubi really angry was when he said, "How could you forget my rice??? How could you? Don't you know how important my rice is?" He seemed to be on the point of breaking.

By the end of June, his total had reached 550 000 yen, halfway to his goal of one million yen!

In July, a live internet feed to Nasubi's room was set up. Because he was nude, they needed a staff of 50 to maintain the site and control the ever-present dot over Nasubi's private parts. Until this time, some people had thought the whole thing was fake, but the live internet feed convinced everyone that the show was not being staged. The site was incredibly popular and received thousands of hits everyday. Part of the reason the show and live internet feed were so popular was because he played with everything he won. He often talked to a stuffed animal that he won and named Venus, or rolled around on the set car tires.

August and September were some of the toughest months. He went for two weeks in August without winning a single contest, and most of the things he won in September had almost no value and he advanced only about 10 000 yen that month. One happy moment in September was his "Summer Holiday" at the beach (naked of course). It was felt that having spent eight months in the apartment, he needed to get out. In October he moved again.

When he won a video deck to go with his TV, he was able to watch his two videos--an exercise video and a cycling tape. He saw a woman for the first time in 10 months. In November, he won two rolls of toilet paper, a huge moment in his life! He also won a Sony Play Station, which went well with the train driving game, and special controller he had won earlier and he spent hours in front of the TV. He spent about three days playing with it and then decided that he was wasting too much time playing with it.

Nasubi's first ordeal ended in December. The thing that put him over the top was, of course, a bag of rice. Unfortunately, he didn't know that he had won and continued writing postcards. That night, he was paid another visit by the producer, who crept in with Christmas crackers to wake him up in the middle of the night. There was nothing congratulatory in the producer's manner as he refused to answer Nasubi's questions, and continued setting off the Christmas Cracker's until Nasubi realized that he had successfully completed his challenge. Nasubi was curled up into a foetal position, and seemed unused to talking to other people.

Finally, he was given back his clothes, and for the first time in a year, he knew what it was like to wear clothes other than women's underwear. They gave him a bowl of ramen, and let him out on the street. They also took him to an amusement park and to Korea to eat his favourite food, Korean barbecue. After his 'rest' was over, he found himself back in a room, all alone again, but this time in Korea, a country whose language he could neither speak nor write! This time however, his goal was to earn his airfare home. It was about $400 US.

He won the required money by getting a TV, expensive food and other prizes relatively quickly, so the staff made his challenge more and more difficult (without telling him) and decided that he would have to get a business class and then a first class ticket. Nasubi began to become suspicious that Nasubi must have achieved his goal so the producer paid him another visit. He was finally flown back to Japan.

This time, they took him into a Television studio, and led him in a box that he thought was a room. Out of habit, he took off his clothes and waited. Suddenly, the walls of the 'room' fell down and the 'ceiling' was raised. He found himself naked in front of a thousand cheering fans and the hosts of Denpa Shonen came out and explained everything that had been happening over the last year and three months to him.

He was told that his diary had become a number one best seller grossing hundreds of thousands of yen, that when he ate the bowl of Ramen at the end of his ordeal in Japan the footage had been used in an immensely popular TV commercial, and that he his web site had grossed huge amounts of money.
http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/nasubi.html (more there)

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That is just cruel and those producers should be jailed for it. If the guy had known beforehand what he was getting into then it would have been better but I am pretty sure that they would of let him die if he couldn't get food.

I like some reality tv but that is just sick and depraved.

He will probably never see a dime of the money the producers made either.

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Sweet fucking jesus...
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The Nasubi Show? kinda like Truman show :shock:
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I hope they made him rich after that, beyond his wildest dreams, because that is just sickening.
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Post by Jassun »

That article is a bit misleading.

look here: http://metropolis.japantoday.com/biginj ... paninc.htm
Nasubi would cavort naked around the tiny apartment (he could never seem to win any clothes, for some reason), with a computer-generated eggplant covering his embarrassment, pulling ridiculous faces at the camera every time he received something edible (he must have been given some support with his daily diet, but this was never clarified).
That sounds like he knew he was on TV.

From the same website:
Before getting his break on the show, Nasubi (his real name withheld by NTV) was a complete unknown, and, appropriately enough, he was chosen out of the hopefuls by lottery.
That sounds like he wanted to be there.


Check out this by line from a site that has the full article from the original post above...
http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=nasubi
This article was written by Ed Jacob, owner and writer of Quirky Japan, a great site and a personal source of my inspiration to create Syberpunk.
I think Ed Jacob is making it seem as if Nasubi had no choice in the matter, when in fact he did.

Still, it is a fucked up idea for a reality TV show.
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Japanese have a lot of sick and twisted ideas of "fun game shows" although I have to say, that one definitely takes the trophy. I saw one gameshow where they tried to see how many naked women they could fit into a phone booth. Another one had these dudes trying to see what kind of threshold they had for pain by hanging off the side of a building with their feet up against the wall and their asses sticking out. Then the people at the bottom would fire cannonballs or giant rocks or something straight into their buttocks. I guess whoever held on the longest won a years supply of Anal ease or something.


Japanese TV Producer #1: Hmm, guys we need some ideas for gameshows, our ratings are starting to nose dive a bit.

Japanese TV Producer #2: I got an idea. Let's randomly kidnap one "lucky" woman and put her in a giant mansion with seven other guys. If she can make it to the finish line without getting beaten, brutally gang-raped or defecated on, we'll give her some cash or something.

Japanese TV Producer #1: Hmmm. That might be what we're looking for. It seems a little extreme though, don't you think?

Japanese TV Producer #2: I like sheep.

Japanese TV Producer #1: (Starts violently dry-humping Japanese TV Producer #2's leg)
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I saw a Japaneese show that had inventors competing to see who could power a lightbulb using only a women's pee. So, they had these weird contraptions built with a lightbulb at the end. The women would pee in this little funnel or whatever the inventor made to start the process, and that was it. It was pretty strange to see these woman peeing on what appeared to be regular TV.

The guy that won used a method of height and speed in order to move a small propeller, which in turn, powered the generator.

Btw, anyone else notice the Japaneese have an affinity towards pee?
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It's the epitome of what every producer wants out of reality tv.


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IMO, that was a bit harsh :(
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yes
Japanese idea of a fun show

Probably not work safe!
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Ennia wrote:yes
Japanese idea of a fun show

Probably not work safe!
(features woman's butt)
Comedy Gold at it's greatest. I don't think their's anything funnier than breaking random objects with your ass cheeks.
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Post by Aslanna »

Doesn't seem that bad to me. Having to survive a year on only things you win. I think it's a great idea.
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