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Salis wrote:*FF* on VVault is possibly the most stupid concept man has ever devised.

Even worse than text messaging on cell phones?

Axien_Dellusions wrote:Why does this thread sound like the unpopular geeks in whining about not being able to date the cheerleaders in high school, or not being considered "cool"?

Because reading comprehension has a conspiracy against you.

Understandable, take as long as you need to recover from the the web's version of a Singapore paddlin' that you just received. You needed it bad you silly fuck.

It's fun getting flamed isn't it? I don't mean anything by it, I've never met you man, lighten up and stop being serious. We all love pie around here!

Since we can make RL flames under the umbrella of a joke, let me try my hand at one. It's all fun and good right? I'm sure Rek would agree with me. Let's see, I'm a first timer, so here goes: Aranuil, your face looks like an errant Coalition cluster bomb fell on it. I bet the honies have to drink at...

Surely you have more wit than that. How about you just unleash some of your patented cocksucking in my direction and we'll bury the hatchet?

(Disclaimer: Person X is me, and I wouldn't know what happened, because I wasn't at FF. The sole intent of this post is to make Aranuil look more gay, which is probably an excercise in futility, because he loves teh man sauce.) Oh come on... you know my goal in life is to see you naked! :D No, I th...

At least France had an empire at one time. America does have an empire, you can see the massive tentacles of the great capitalist Leviathan everywhere. America is colonizing the world. The U.S. is reinventing the whole notion of Manifest Destiny. It's sad. But I'm comforted by the idea that Jimmy N...

This wonderful news calls for the dancing bananas!!!

Blood pudding is probably one of the nastiest things I've seen eaten. Blood is collected from a freshly killed fowl (have only seen it done with ducks, geese, etc.) and allowed to coagulate in the fridge. It's usually garnished with crushed peanuts and a couple herbs. Sounds tasty?

Varia wrote:I do have a question however- why go to the trouble of getting your clerics up there if you derive no benefit from doing so, when the wall serves you just as well for avoiding the ae?...

Care to answer this?

Heh, the disrespect that PD gets from Ixtlan has NOTHING to do with whether they are white trash whores irl or suck at a video game (although these are believed to be true, independently). It has EVERYTHING to do with the fact that you guys blindly follow two people around that even the Geneva Conve...

hey kaluden try clocking your monster 3d back down to 4mb, maybe it will eliminate some of that texture clipping Wow the pen truly is mightier than the sword. I can't possibly parry such blows of razor-sharp wit. Dipshit. Grab your Junior Deputy Detective badge and re-examine the photo genius, that...

Watching Pravus Dei in action is like watching two retarded people having sex, almost inhumane in certain ways....

Being tagged <Pravus Duh>?

Gimp.



Trying to steal a mob you didn't spawn (Idol)?

Even Gimpier.


Getting AoW to 96% and having your lame asses handed to you?

Absofuckinglutely priceless.

There are level 1 trade gimps in the bazaar that have seen more content than your guild. Sad, but true. Who's fault is this? As leader, you take the blame. You make the decision to bulldoze your way through stuff that's 3 years old and then write about it on your frontpage as if you had done it out...

Maybe if they ever installed a "Best of the Best Kunark Dragon Slayers Contest" you (Jice or Jezebelle) could rise to the occasion and be 'The Man', but until then why don't you take all that cash from your Naggy and Vox runs, buy yourself a windblade, and contribute more to Rizz's xp gro...

Fuck you crack boy. Go back to fucking your apple pies Fucktard. Damn right I edited my post, too bad it was before you did yours, Note the times Asspacker. Go back to sucking cock where you belong bitch boy. Edit; Go for it Bitch. Post the link, see if I give a flying fuck. If I wasn't so lazy, I'...

Xouqoa wrote:Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.

I disagree, men's orgasms last nowhere near 30 minutes.

If Searyx was a slug I would pour salt on him.

"Proprietor of Ass"

The dumbass (Simplyr) sent me a tell asking to join our guild. Then he called me a shitty officer when I promptly told him no and that he didn't give a fuck because according to his words "IT'S JUST A GAME!". Hope you have a fun time soloing Simplyr, cause you're going to be quite the lone...

..Also one thing strikes me as funny is how the next day someone in ixtlan who's name I will keep secret actually told me that someone admitted the whole thing about us opening trade windows etc..during flurry drakes was a lie. Just a nice little hoax to make us look bad in yout time of fault. Let ...

RoW is one of the only guilds that have worked their way up from an avg lvl 50s guild without help, "twinking" or what u'd call it, allies, Ebay buying ppl to make the guild more attractive , stealing members from other guilds etc etc. Hmm how many times has Juctice been ebayed now? It's ...

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