VeeshanVault

Thanks a ton

Wondering if anyone had a link, or could find the old post on a certain commercial I remember being on vv a long time ago. It was this guy and girl coming home from a date. He unknowingly places his hand on the intercom in the house and proceeds to ask this girl to give him a blowjob. The whole time...

Used to play UO back in the day, played for about 2 and a half or 3 year. Then I got addicted to EQ.

I miss those UO days sometimes

Pokeahotass

Not sure if the spelling is right, heard about it on Bob and Tom

It cracks me up for some reason.

20k, just tell Fedara.

Bart: "mom, these (forgot) suck
Marge: "bart, where do you get that language?"
Homer on the phone: "ya moe, that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.....Oh, gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening!"

A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the fuck do you think?" What did one tampon say to...

TPing was always good fun but we always did it on halloween, as well as shooting potatoe guns, those things are fucking wicked. One thing we use to do is fly down dirt roads in the country and throw beer bottles out at mail boxes. You can really fuck those up. Anyone ever tried lighting a bag of dog...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-t...